blow my smoke in the sky

AARON, 24. the little stoner that could. "a cigarette pressed between her lips, but I'm staring at her tits, it's the wrong way."

[aaron-kerman]

Text: Noah

aaron: YO, it's cinco de mayo dude. get out of your depression mode and let's go down to Mexico, i even bought us some sombreros. COMPADRES BEFORE TWO MADRES, MAN.

[fcksaphira]

Sounds like somethin’ I could really use in my life right now. 

[aaron-kerman]

Come by the record store tomorrow, we open at 12. 10 bucks an ounce is the best I can do, sweetheart.

[fcksaphira]

It better motherfucking be pretty impressive.

[aaron-kerman]

This shit is straight up imported from Barbados, you cannot get a more relaxing high.

[fcksaphira]

What part of shut the fuck up, do you not understand? My god, you’re such a fucking idiot! Just shut the fuck up! Shut up!

[aaron-kerman]

Dude, you sound like my mom. Chill, man. I can get you a pretty impressive discount on some Mary Jane, if you want to throw responsible parenthood out the window.

[fcksaphira]

I think you need to shut the fuck up before I punch you. 

[aaron-kerman]

Your baby daddy actually punched me, but the hot milfs at the record store were concerned…so I mean, hey, punch away, baby mama. You both probably should get your shit together though.

[fcksaphira]

I can be however the fuck I want. That’s tragic really, but how your parents ended up is their business. I’m not them. 

[aaron-kerman]

Dude, I’m just sayin’, your kid is probably going to grow up to hate you.

[fcksaphira]

Are you gonna fuckin’ stop me?

So what?

[aaron-kerman]

I mean, you really think that’s the way a mother should be? I’m just saying, both of my parents used to think they were the shit. Now, they’ll probably both die of AIDS, and I could give a shit.

[fcksaphira]

I can do whatever the fuck I want. 

[aaron-kerman]

I’m pretty sure no you fucking can’t.

You’re like officially a mother now, right?

[fcksaphira]

That’ll show that bitch not to fuck with me.

[aaron-kerman]

Dude, what the fuck? You can't just start shit outside of my record store!

[skyhighprescott]

I have no doubts about that, Blueball. You’ve always been there for me.

Shut the fuck up. I don’t want to talk about it. Kind of. I dunno. Shit’s always been fucked.

[aaron-kerman]

Well, you had the decision to fuck one or the other, man. It's not really the world's fault...

You sure you don't want to talk about it?

[shradergallagher]

Thanks, bud.

Holy shit, that is nice. Fuck…

[aaron-kerman]

If you think this is nice, you should try the shit from Maui, while you're in Maui. Dude, freshest high ever.

[lj-e]

Garden Grove - Sublime

Saying I’m happy when I’m not…

[aaron-kerman]

[aaron-kerman]

Hit that shit, man. Imported straight from Cancun.

[skyhighprescott]

No fucking kidding, man. It’s, like, always pushing down on me. And making me stay down. Like, lift me up for once.

[aaron-kerman]

Can you be my wife, Fuck Face? I feel like you just get me. You know I’d be a good man to you.

Plus, you don’t have to worry about cheating this time.

[shradergallagher]

Y’don’t say, buddy.

[aaron-kerman]

Yeah, dude. It’s like, I want to fly…like float, you know? I want to be part of the stars, forget all this bullshit. Like, I want to be there with the constellations, they inspire people…and those little shits are always together! They stick together…I admire that…

Anyway, how has shitty Earth life been treating you?

[aaron-kerman]

Dude, I fucking hate gravity. It’s just here to bring us down, ya know?

[aaron-kerman]

Did I-did I say you, dude?

[itsle-oh]

You are Noah’s fuck-tard friend aren’t you?

[aaron-kerman]

Fuck-tard, stoner, your pick. You're Emmy's larger controlling brother who thinks you run her life, right? [Aaron recalls the brief moment he had with Emmy, feeling that he needed to speak upon her behalf.] How is your friend who was fucking her by the way?