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@caffeineandcurls
this is the tea sis
yesterday, I found out that my dad has tumblr. Because of that, I'm rebranding and making a new tumblr bc I value my privacy and idk how to feel about this... It's been nice knowing you all, I'm gonna go dig a hole and fall into it.
(Also, dad if you see this, I'm not sorry :D )
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
People pass their old technology close to him for his blessing and lo! It is upgraded. The miracle of the flip into the smart shall be told unto the ages.
I love how instead of just calling this a continuity error, the whole fandom decided “No, he literally upgraded the phone with his mere presence.”
Never change, guys.
“Tony Stark doesn’t have superpowers” 😤
This Twitter never fails to entertain me! ❤ 🐧
girls need to stop thinking it’s okay to touch another girl inappropriately just because they’re girls I had a girl go up to me and spank me and tell me I had a “fat ass” and I looked at her like she was fucking crazy On god I did not even know her name If it’s disrespectful for a man to do it it’s disrespectful for you to do it too??
Y'all also gotta learn not to touch guys too. Like it feels mad awkward when girls rub my arms or body out of nowhere.
It’s also not cool when gay guys grab my boobs and say “it’s okay, I don’t like girls”.
Basically respect people’s personal fucking space
the holy trinity
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
Confidence Helps
Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:
“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”
This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!
If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.
Stay together, stay safe
Perfect advice. I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.
And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)
We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.
Reblog every time because there are new stories every time.
Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
This is my new favorite thing
I will never not enjoy the hell out of these.
This is definitely on my bucket list.
Photographer: hey are you comfortable with nudity
Model: yes sure I guess
Photographer: *unbuttoning shirt* cool well you just sit there and I’ll be there in a mo’
the scene in spiderman: homecoming (2017) where the waiter gives aunt may free sticky rice pudding and winks at her establishes two things. one: people are attracted to may. two: may does not react to the advances of men. because of tony stark’s (disgusting) comments about her appearance as well as mr. delmar’s, we already know at this point in the film that people are generally attracted to may. this leads us to believe that the sole function of that scene was to establish that may is not affected by flirting from men. thus in this point we see that may is a lesbian. in this essay i will
Literally me
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Ryan Murphy: *releases Foxxay and Stevie picture, confirming Misty Day’s return*
My gay Foxxay loving ass (with a croaky as Hell voice): AT LAST I LIVE!
Lemme just set one thing straight here: If Misty were a man there would be no doubt Misty and Delia like each other, but because she’s a woman people just come with this “they’re good friends” bullshit. That’s called heteronormativity, it’s pretty CRYSTAL CLEAR they have feelings for one another. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
I really don’t know what crowd I expected to be in the theatre for carol at 1:20 in the afternoon on a friday but it was probably 85% old people, old het couples and halfway through the movie this old lady in front of me turned to the old dude next to her and just said “harold they’re lesbians”
op sent me this today
the day harold made history
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When another gay is hired at your job
When you’re the new gay who just got hired
When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job
When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager
When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.
When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.
When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time
when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap
This is fucking killing me😹😹😹😹😹
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
Fucking Yahoo… is NOTHING sacred?
