ur a special snowflake

I'm Natalie I live in England and my cardboard cutout of Barack Obama is my guardian angel. I'm not online very often anymore because i want to succeed at my a-levels/life but when i am on i will blow your mind

[howswalley]

Here’s a baby polar bear getting tickled.

[niknak79]

 A horse with a “horse” written on him

[aarses]

look at me tho i feel like i'm properly actually growing up at the moment like nearly an adult stage cause like now i'm halfway through my AS levels and i think i've found my perfect uni course and i have a proper job and am saving up for a car and my provisional licence arrived today and today i didn't even try to buy a child's ticket on the train, i actually paid full price for an adult without even hesitating like wot it's weird i now feel responsible for things i am turning into an old lady, all these changes feel so weeeeird man

[aarses]

omg u guys i forgot about tumblr i don't even think any of u people know who i am anymore aw i miss some of you but i'm p sure that all in all life is nicer without tumblr but actually maybe not idk idk idk

[aarses]

I SCALDED MY WHOLE CHEST THE OTHER DAY BY POURING BOILING HOT TEA ON MYSELF I HAD TO TIE AN ICE PACK TO MY BOOBS, WEARING A BRA HURTS SO MUCH NOW

the moral is don't drink tea lying down

[aarses]

i had a massive drunk dmc with my friend ben in the bath at a house party on friday and he said some days he would shag me and other days i look like shit

i love my friends

[aarses]

 

[4gifs]

[julezxoxoxo]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[expo7000]

[lampsarepeopletoo]

DANG

[thedailywhat]

[zacharydupuis-deactivated202203]

[aarses]

i only ever come here to rant about my life and post pictures because i have a social life now yay but it took me like 2 hours to pick out these clothes for tomorrow and jodfhgdousghesiurg i'm so energetic because i'm just panicking like a fucking i don't even know just orhgisehgriueh shut UP

[aarses]

thejoesco replied to your photo: hello children life is treating me well i’m sure...

we’re not interested, don’t flatter yourself

shut up ya scouse knob

[aarses]

I'VE COME HERE TO VENT BECAUSE I'M GOING ON A DATE TOMORROW AND I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK I'VE ONLY EVER MET HIM ONCE AND I WAS DRUNK I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! I'M GONNA POOP I'M SO NERVOUS

[aarses]

hello children life is treating me well i'm sure you are all very interested