Author Anon's Dumpster Fire

Author Anon | 19 | I have no idea how I got into this situation but here we are none the less

[aasdumpsterfire]

Introduction Post

Howdy! I'm Author Anon, welcome to my fanfic blog! I'm a person who enjoys reading and writing fanfictions. I figured this would be a good place to post my ramblings and whatnot about my fics and decided to set it up after a commenter asked about other socials. I mostly write and post on Ao3, but the main fic I'm working on was originally intended to be posted on anonymous... hence how this silly little pen name of mine came to be.

I plan to do update posts and infodumps here on occasion, so if you like my work, feel free to hang around.

Please note this blog has arg elements involved in some fics I write; be on the lookout for secrets and clues hidden around if you're interested. Generally speaking, posts here should be considered OOC unless specified otherwise.

Warning: I write content that may be upsetting for some people. Heed trigger warnings and tags before interacting with anything I write or post. Please take care of yourself.

Currently in collab with @spectating-from-shadows

More info under the cut!

General Info

Pronouns: They/He

Age: 19

Gender: What are you, a narc?

Fandoms

Lots of roblox fandoms (Forsaken, Phighting, GASA3/4AM, etc.)

Minecraft (both game and RPs)

The occasional DND game

Twenty One Pilots by proxy of my friend who keeps rambling and dragging me into it

My Chemical Romance thanks to the same friend

Links to Works

"Phuck! Respawn!" (A Block Tales/Phighting Isekai) "Phuck! Respawn!" Side Stories and Extras

[decoy-deploy]

i kinda wish broker was the phighting tumblr sexyman just so there was more art of them im starving

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[aasdumpsterfire]

Ya know what i just realised, Illumina might actually have the ability to Mindcontrol people and/or give a portion of his power to mortals

Think about it, both the Follow Sword and Follower Katana skins have colour schemes and clothing similar to Illumina, and it's shown with Katana that he actually has paler skin, again, LIKE ILLUMINA

Not to mention BOTH skins have WINGS, which is stated by Soda, to only be a feature exclusive to Deities and Demi-Deities, indicating some kind of Power Sharing of some kind

Another note is that both skins have white, glowing eyes, which may indicate some form of brainwashing/mindcontrol, cause as we all know Katana DESPISES the deities, and wouldn't work for one even if you payed him, so it may be brainwashing

just a theory though

I've always had a headcanon that SFOTH can make demi-deities either through spawning one in with a spawn fountain or "making" one by some sort of ritual. Said ritual is basically a combining of blood, similar to how, in some vampire stories, fledglings are fed off the blood of their sire. This would also kind of work with the whole "can control people" thing, as in some vampire canon, they can actually hypnotize people.

... sitting here and rereading that, I realize that sounds like I'm comparing being a deity to being a vampire, which... could be interesting? I'm not really getting into that with PR, but honestly, deities as vampiric-like entities could be an interesting concept, especially since, from my understanding, vampires as a concept functionally are a "fuck you" to the upper class.

tldr I guess Illumina is a fucking vampire now, how did we get here-?

[aasdumpsterfire]

Ah yes... The doomed yaoi... Of the SMP I'm on...

Happy pride but especially to those two who can't get their acts together and also may or may not hate each other

[archiarthur]

Happy Pride to whatever the fuck Griefer and Player have going on

[archiarthur]

Happy Pride 2026

[aasdumpsterfire]

"I'll work on my fic after some gaming," I say as I boot up Minecraft.

(No writing will get done)

[asperanna]

Ballistic arbiter with elytra and netherite spear incoming

[aasdumpsterfire]

NOT AGAIN MY SILLY LITTLE VESSEL CAN'T HANDLE THIS-

[aasdumpsterfire]

Happy pride to everyone and the scary horse

[aasdumpsterfire]

Dear God one normal fucking day without my irl life blowing up as of recent, I am in the fucking trenches with family drama rn so next chapter is on the back burner

[aasdumpsterfire]

"I'll work on my fic after some gaming," I say as I boot up Minecraft.

(No writing will get done)

[aasdumpsterfire]

Rando teaching Cards about the different reagions: "But uh yeah! Then theres all the factions! Like the Darkage Clan in Thieves Den, the Splintered Skies in Playground, the KORBLOX Administration in Blackro-"

Cards (Demo 5 flashbacks): "I beg your finest phucking pardon?"

Jokes aside, I'm pretty sure Cards would flip tf out if they learned that the Faction Zuka worked for (Past tense) was KORBLOX

Also, just a question, If they were to meet eachother, would it be on sight for Subspace?

Oh most definitely. The table would be flipped with a big healthy dose of "of-fucking-course". Cards is so done with this shit and honestly I can't blame them.

As for meeting Subspace, there is actually a canon answer to this in post-canon! And the answer is... Sorta? Subspace gets the crap scared out of him, but so does Medkit.

Man I wish I could ramble about the post canon, I have so much written for it but alas, gotta finish the fic first.

[asperanna]

Do not worry everyone, i shall provide.

Tw for spider

[aasdumpsterfire]

Everyone say thank you Pluto for the art

[aasdumpsterfire]

Rando teaching Cards about the different reagions: "But uh yeah! Then theres all the factions! Like the Darkage Clan in Thieves Den, the Splintered Skies in Playground, the KORBLOX Administration in Blackro-"

Cards (Demo 5 flashbacks): "I beg your finest phucking pardon?"

Jokes aside, I'm pretty sure Cards would flip tf out if they learned that the Faction Zuka worked for (Past tense) was KORBLOX

Also, just a question, If they were to meet eachother, would it be on sight for Subspace?

Oh most definitely. The table would be flipped with a big healthy dose of "of-fucking-course". Cards is so done with this shit and honestly I can't blame them.

As for meeting Subspace, there is actually a canon answer to this in post-canon! And the answer is... Sorta? Subspace gets the crap scared out of him, but so does Medkit.

Man I wish I could ramble about the post canon, I have so much written for it but alas, gotta finish the fic first.

[aasdumpsterfire]

The guy who inspired Spawn just tired to email me. Again. I am very no contact with him for good reason.

Anyway how's everyone else's day going?

[aasdumpsterfire]

Update! He now knows there is a character based on him. The situation has been handled.

He did try to demand I delete spawn but like lmao no

[aasdumpsterfire]

The guy who inspired Spawn just tired to email me. Again. I am very no contact with him for good reason.

Anyway how's everyone else's day going?

[natalieironside]

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

[charlon-lumi]

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

[natalieironside]

Tell them to come back with a warrant

[charlon-lumi]

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

[natalieironside]

This is the Way

[natalieironside]

#everyday i remember i can write whateveer i want#and then get too embarrassed to do it😕#one day.. 

[jld-az]

[v8roadworrier]

need a permission slip? have a permission slip

[aasdumpsterfire]

Problem: people keep misgendering my character as he/him when I've only ever used they/them for said character, and it's in the tags.

Solution: go woker and put them in a skirt for an entire arc.

[aasdumpsterfire]

it's weird being friends with people younger than you because like. Yeah I'm legally old enough to adopt you but also I've seen you curse and told you how to get away with shit like an older sibling would have. That's my dude. my homie. and also you don't have a driver's license.