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Ace Attorney Smut Greatest Hits (all up on AO3 under TopazEstrella):
Turnabout Trauma: My long fic, aka "Miles goes on a coke spree." MtNr across their relationship from start to finish. Very angsty but also very smutty. Just a rollercoaster of emotions really. (WIP)
Just a Little Slip of the Tongue: NrMt library sex based on a flimsy premise from the live-action movie. (3K)
Caught You With Your Pants Down: Phoenix goes to Cohdopia to assist Miles with a case and shenanigans and sexy times ensue. (4K)
Shear Luck: A post-apocalyptic barbershop AU (22K)
Bodice Positivity: way deeper than Miles in a corset (8K)
The Bull and the Prison Wife: An awesome rare pair prison fic. (WIP)
Ace Attorney Non-Smut:
Dandelion: Sentimentality from Phoenix about Miles and Trucy at Trucy's wedding - and THIS is the art piece I created that inspired it (1K)
In Which Miles Edgeworth Interrogates a Mime: This is a standalone chapter from Turnabout Trauma, it is exactly what the title says.
Nendoroids:
WrightWorth wedding prop creation from Sugru
Big photo dump from Maya and Apollo launch
I created Athena and Franzy Nendos from various other doll parts. I upgraded Franziska's hair so it looks closer to canon here. Plus Athena in a Pikachu onesie here
POV Edgeworth on a hot date
Scenes from a von Karma apartment in Europe.
I'm also just very funny? In that "cool toddler mom" kind of way.
Crowning myself "World's Most Daddy"
Phoenix Wright on Love is Blind
Ace Attorney Text Post Memes but referencing shit only people in their 30s understand
Stupid Ace Attorney AI art
And I'm a huge nerd:
Research about Ace Attorney Courthouses
I usually Google translate all the NrMt doujin that comes my way and sometimes I post the translations for others
This isn't AA but it has zero notes as of this post and it's just me reminiscing about Wave Race 64
Anyway, I'm always looking for more fandom friends. Feel free to use the DM feature or the ask button if you want to chat gay lawyers.
"He deserves it. We need to get this old man pregnant now."
[Miles]
"Have you seen him? He needs it."
"First he was saddled with unnecessary feelings, now he could be saddled with a pregnancy that he has to figure out how to deal with.
Would he try and ignore it at first? Maybe he'd attempt to hide his growing bump until he's forced to deal with the reality of the situation. It would be a delicious test of his character. Also, he seems like he'd be a genuinely caring parent."
I know it's not going to happen but i want Miles to win. I know in my soul Miles getting impregnated by Phoenix (or Lang) would fix him. Also he deserves to be pampered while pregnant.
[Id: a digital comic of Phoenix Wright and Apollo Justice post AA4. Phoenix is in his new suit and vest, Apollo is in his typical vest and dress shirt. Apollo is asking Phoenix advice, saying "I don't know, do you think it's too much of a stretch? Phoenix replies "No you should follow that thread, I think there's enough plausible deniability that'" He is cut off by his phone buzzing and says "oh, just a second". He picks up the phone and starts out calm. We hear his side of the conversation. "Hey, what's up? What kind of onion do I need for tonight? Uhh, medium sized would be good! I heard you the first time, I just don't understand- oh, the color? The lighter ones, the like- it's red onions and white onions, right? The white ones." He gets increasingly fed up as the call continues. "What do you mean yellow onions? You're making that up. No, you're making that up, I've never seen yellow- Ok, so it's CALLED yellow but it LOOKS rust colored, well that's not white is it so you just answered your own question. Sweet onions, I don't- look, honey. It's just getting tossed in the fried rice, it's not that big of a deal. Just ANY onion, ok? Well I know you won't come home with shallots because I said onions, and as you've just proven you are incredibly pedantic when it comes to reading signs on produce. I know you're upset with me. I promise I will research my onions next time. Ok. Ok, thank you. I love you. Bye." Phoenix stares in silence for a moment, a haunted expression in his eyes. Apollo looks on, a little scared. Phoenix says "Apollo, I think I need a minute". Apollo agrees "yeah, yeah take your time". In the final page, we see Miles Edgeworth wearing glasses and dumping a bag full of every kind of onion on the table. He glares accusatorily at a surprised Phoenix, saying "you stress me out so much". /End ID]
As predictable as it sounds, Claypollo for O? (I hope you're still doing this)
ty for the prompt!! :3c
O. The stars or space
"Okay, seriously," Clay said, squeezing Apollo's hand. More than the words, it was the gesture that wrenched his attention away from the night sky back down to their picnic blanket, his boyfriend sprawled out beside him. The moon was bright enough to see it clearly when Clay raised his eyebrows. Â "Are you gonna tell me what's wrong at some point tonight?"
"What's wrong?" Apollo echoed, stupidly. "Why do you think something is wrong?"
"You've been wicked quiet, man. I know you like to let me do my spiel, but you usually chime in at least a little.â Clay propped himself up on his elbows, frowning down at Apollo. "You've heard this a hundred times before. You could probably recite it for me at this point."
"So what?" Apollo muttered, defensive for no good reason. The nervous clenching of his fists squeezed Clay's fingers between his. "I don't want to recite it for you. I want to hear you do it."
"Do you? You really wanna hear me give you the same lecture about the constellations I've been giving you since we were in middle school, without even interrupting to call me a nerd when I give you easy openings?" Clay clicked his tongue. "Because I have. I've given you, like, four in the last ten minutes. You didn't take any of them."
"Maybe I don't feel like being obnoxious tonight," Apollo huffed. Clay rolled his eyes.
"Don't try to give me bullshit like that. I know you know I don't mind you cutting in to dunk on me out of love. That's not what's keeping you quiet. Whatâs wrong?â
âNothing is wrong, I justâ" Vulnerability clawed at his throat. Apollo struggled to swallow it down, eventually managing to blurt out, âI hear myself talk plenty. I just want to listen to your voice right now."
Clay's brow furrowed. "Listen to my voice?"
Apollo glared back up at the stars. What was he doing, being weird when they'd gone to as much trouble as they had for this date? When Clay had gone to as much trouble as he had for this date? It was a long drive to get far enough out from LA that stars weren't completely obscured by light pollution. This was precious, precious time off for Clayâthat he'd put aside specifically for Apolloâthat Apollo was wasting.
"Babe, hey," Clay said, tone gentling. He released Apollo's hand so that he could reach over to cup Apollo's cheek, thumb stroking soothingly over skin. "Don't freak out. That's really sweet. You're not in trouble, it just seems like it's part of something else that's bothering you. Talk to me?"
"I'm being stupid," Apollo mumbled. "Justâget back to the stars, I'll be fine, don'tâ"
"AJ," Clay sighed. He flopped back down, rolling and shifting his weight to lie half on top of Apollo. Apollo squawked with surprise, pushing at him on instinct rather than real rejection. "Come on. Please talk to me? Donât worry about spoiling the mood. I don't want you to feel like you can't tell me when you're upset just 'cause we're on a quote-unquote ârealâ date for once.â
"That's the thing, though," Apollo mumbled, staring at the bright pinpricks of the stars in the dark sky. "We haven't... this is the first time we've had a date that wasn't just me visiting you at GYAXA in... I dunno, like three months? Four?" He swallowed nervously again and fumbled with his free hand until he found one of Clay's, draped across his waist. Clay intertwined their fingers without missing a beat. âAnd even when I get to see you, I feel like youâve been⌠distant. Like thereâs some space between us that I canât figure out how to close. But I don't want to beâI knew it was gonna be like this, when you made the crew for HAT-2. Itâs a really big deal. Of course itâs gonna be busy, and youâre gonna take it seriously, and all of thatâs only gonna get more intense the closer we get to launch. Of course it's gonna take up a lot of your attention."
"Apolloâ"
"So I get it! I get it, really, I'm not sayingâ"
"Hey, hey, Apolloâ"
"It's not that I think you're doing anything wrong. This is what you signed up for and it's your dream and I support you, really, Iâ"
"Apollo," Clay interrupted, more firmly, and when Apollo kept trying to stammer over him, Clay let go of his hand to grab him by the face and kiss him hard. Apollo gasped, scrambling for a grip on him. Without breaking the kiss, Clay swung a leg over his hips to press him into the blanket. Warmth bloomed in Apollo's chest as Clay's lips molded to his. He panted into Clay's mouth, clutching at his waist.
It was several minutes before Clay pulled back enough to let Apollo breathe. Apollo's head lolled back on the blanket as he blinked dazedly up at Clay, still wheezing. Clay's own breathing was gratifyingly unsteady. He shook his head at Apollo, exasperation belied by a soft smile.
"It would be a lot more concise to just admit you miss me, you know.â
âOkay,â Apollo said, automatically, without much input from his brain. Clay dipped down to kiss him again, but it was gentle this time.
âI know you support me,â Clay mumbled, between brief, chaste kisses. âYou can support my dream and not like that Iâm neglecting you âcause Iâm stupid busy at the same time.â
Apollo shook off enough of his daze to pinch Clayâs waist half-heartedly. ââS exactly why I didnât want to say anything. Youâre not neglecting me.â
âYou do not get to sit there making the big sad doe eyes at me, saying you just wanna hear my voice and you feel like Iâm being distant, and then say Iâm not neglecting you,â Clay said, drily. âI meanâI am, and I donât like that. I donât like that we havenât gotten to have more than two real dates in the last six months. I wanna do better than that. Youâre my sunshine. I want to give you the world, and right now Iâm not even giving you, likeâa nice Sunday brunch.â He stroked some mussed hair out of Apolloâs face, expression softening once again, this time with guilt. âAnd yeah, I know you know why, and I know we both knew it might be like this, but that doesnât mean it doesnât suck.â
âYeah,â Apollo mumbled. It really sucked. He hadnât realized how much you could miss someone who was still technically there.
âBut itâs not forever, right?â Clay coaxed. âWeâre so close. Just one more month, babe. One more month and then I get to go to the moon, and it will be so fucking cool, and when I get back, Iâll spoil you rotten. You're gonna get all of my attention. Okay? Sound like a good plan?â
ââŚOkay. Yeah.â
One month. Just one more month. Apollo had lived worse months, right? This would be fine. Clay would go to the moon, and Apollo would probably implode with pride about how incredible and smart and brave his boyfriend was, and then said boyfriend would come home and the damn distance would close. One month and then lying curled up in Clayâs arms, letting him ramble at Apollo about space, could go back to being a regular thing and not a precious stolen moment. Just a month. That was hardly any time at all.
âCâmere,â Clay said, suddenly rolling off him. After having a full manâs body weight pressing heat onto him for the past few minutes, Apollo shivered from the breeze over his front, in spite of the warm autumn air. He pushed himself up on shaky arms. Clay now sat upright with his legs spread open and his knees propped up. âSit with me, Iâll give you some cuddles while you let me finish blabbering.â
Apollo crawled between his knees and turned around, back to Clayâs chest. Clayâs arms wrapped snug around his middle, chin hooking over Apolloâs shoulder.
âComfy?â
âComfy,â Apollo mumbled. The most comfortable he ever was. Safe and secure and loved, Clayâs voice soft but quick with excitement in his ear as he resumed his spiel about the stars. Resumed sharing his passion with Apollo. It was all Apollo wanted. In spite of his nerves, and his determination to get the most out of this time stolen out of Clayâs busy schedule, he found his eyelids drifting closed, his weight sagging back against Clay. Clay made no complaint; he only squeezed Apollo affectionately.
One month. At the end of December, this would all come to a close. Apollo could hang in there for him for one more month.
i'm also a believer in finishing games before reading the wiki but i think it's kinda wild that some characters like kazuma have their major spoilers other identity just Right There front and centre. like, i get that the wiki is probably made with "rechecking information after playing the game" in mind but still..
I wanted to look up something about Apollo after playing DD but before playing SoJ, and the first description of him on the Wiki is like "Apollo is a lawyer operating in Khura'in." Like WDYM he's a lawyer in Khura'in??? He has no link to Khura'in whatsoever up through AA5!
I was looking up Bobby Fullbright's first name to talk about him after my first case with him and was met by the sentence "Bobby Fullbright is a posthumous character", so I played the rest of the flashback cases waiting for him to die tragically...
i'm also a believer in finishing games before reading the wiki but i think it's kinda wild that some characters like kazuma have their major spoilers other identity just Right There front and centre. like, i get that the wiki is probably made with "rechecking information after playing the game" in mind but still..
I wanted to look up something about Apollo after playing DD but before playing SoJ, and the first description of him on the Wiki is like "Apollo is a lawyer operating in Khura'in." Like WDYM he's a lawyer in Khura'in??? He has no link to Khura'in whatsoever up through AA5!
