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Sorry for not being around much! Work and such.

Do the locals know you?

Yes, actually! I’m well acquainted with the people I pass by when I do my patrol. The women whose sons have left for ‘greener pastures’ always offer me baked goods, and I would be lying if I said I didn’t take them.

They like me around here, surprisingly enough. I do get some nasty looks from time to time, though.

#Anonymous

I just wanna let you know that I love you dearly and that you're doing a great job

This... was a really nice message to get. Thank you.

#Anonymous

i heard you liek anon

Yes, I do ‘like’ Anons.

#Provided they ask appropriate questions; of course!#Anonymous

Can your police cruisers even catch up to my White Album? Just askin'.

@forza-ghiaccio

#forza-ghiaccio

Yeah but do you use a dog for police duties (also have you ever been bit by one while patrolling?)

But... I do like dogs.

#Anonymous

opinions on hand stealers?

On what.

#Anonymous

Apologies for not answering any questions yet, I’ve been really busy as of late!

(im actually gona be out for most of th day oops )

#ooc #tbd

My inbox is empty!

#Feel free to ask anything you'd like!#Within reason; of course.

How many arrest have you done?

Not as many as you think.

Half the people I arrest end up paying to get themselves out of jail, and I’m stuck looking and feeling like an absolute ass.

It’s aggravating work!

#The innocent always end up where they shouldn't be; and the people who really deserve to be behind bars just evade the law at every possible #Sigh.#Anonymous

Are you READY to catch some BADDIES

However today, I’ve got parking enforcement duty! So, no baddies are going to be caught today, so to speak.

#Anonymous

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“KK slider covers nobody wanted”

uh excuse me I DEFINITELY wanted this

#I blasted the original once while chasing someone by accident.#Don't ask.

Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said young m

Have you ever tried to arrest someone while riding a cop bike?

A... cop bike? No, I’ve never... done that.

#Anonymous

Alright, I'll be honest. I'm not good with the law. You wouldn't happen to bail me out for three Chuck-E-Cheese tokens, would you? Because that's all I've got.

@forza-ghiaccio

#forza-ghiaccio

I wuv u abba!!

#Anonymous

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