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[mr-badjokes]

I'm a poor artist that's low on savings and could use some extra money, reblogs are greatly appreciated! ^^

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[cookiecomics]

I hate asking for help, i really , really do, but its either do that or drop out of grad school with 8 weeks left, for context supervision is 160 a week, and its mandatory, on top of crpo renewal early this year, and renewing liability insurance. Im really sorry and wish i didnt have to ask so often

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[pneumaticshift]

thoughts on fem bruhal????

Harriet 'Hal' Jordan losing her goddamn mind because some asshole put that La Perla billboard directly across from her apartment building and now all she sees when she looks out of the window is Bryce Wayne's billboard-sized tits.

[oryxenanddrake]

My overwhelming desire to draw gender bent batlantern combined with the hilarious imagery from this ask resulted in… this

[mr-badjokes]

When did you start drawing? :D

Hi there! Drawing has been one of my hobbies for as long as I can remember, but I started taking it more seriously about 9 years ago

I started watching art tutorials and following art channels like crazy around that time, so that's when I learned most of my foundations of art theory

This is one of my first digital drawings, from 2018

Hope this answers your question! :D

[mr-badjokes]

Keep it casual

Commission info.

This is formatted like these are just snippets of a longer comic, except there's not a longer comic (sorry)

Idk why I decided to write this in hal's pov when I have read way more things with bruce as the narrator but well,,, sorry for the ooc hal

Basically the scenario I concocted when I drafted this was lanternbat where they sometimes met to fuck while maintaining some level of a dom/sub dynamic that they don’t fully acknowledge and they just negotiated the most basic of terms.

It just so happens that the start of their arrangement coincided with a very vulnerable period of Bruce life, let’s say a few months after jaybin’s death when he’s practically alone in the manor, and well, Bruce catches very deep feelings towards the green lantern (that is not to say that Bruce wouldn’t have fallen in love eventually but rather that the circumstances facilitated him getting attached pretty fast).

In this comic Hal realized he’s in love too the moment he caught Bruce’s gaze because he doesn’t remember a time when someone has ever looked at him with such besotted, trusting and adoring eyes, but obviously, this is not the way they operate and he has to put some distance between theme ASAP unless he fucks this up even more. Hal leaves despite knowing that Bruce is very prone to experiencing sub drop after a session, so hehehehe, drown in guilt ya dog!!!! ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Also, this note that I left to myself in the draft:

Please let me know if I missed any tag!!!

[smolkittehsmewmew]

I think a term that is very important for any DC fan to keep in mind when discussing characters is "Super Dickery."

"Super Dickery" is whenever a DC character you are usually supposed to like does something that is extremely Mean-spirited, Cruel, Stupid, Immoral etc for the sake of Drama or shock value. DC is infamous for these moments and no character is safe from them. anything that would be defined as Super Dickery should never be used as a reason to criticise a character to people who are fans of them because they are typically extremely out of character moments.

Infamous instances of super dickery Include:

Hal Jordan sleeping with a teenager.

Oliver Queen abandoning speedy after speedy got addicted to drugs.

Bruce Wayne Slapping Dick Grayson

Basically anything that happened in the Young Justice Cartoon from 2010

I actually think super dickery can be pretty funny or create interesting storylines but as a DC fan if you hear a hero did some sort of unforgivably terrible thing it was probably extremely out of character and should not be taken seriously.

[mr-badjokes]

Keep it casual

Commission info.

This is formatted like these are just snippets of a longer comic, except there's not a longer comic (sorry)

Idk why I decided to write this in hal's pov when I have read way more things with bruce as the narrator but well,,, sorry for the ooc hal

Basically the scenario I concocted when I drafted this was lanternbat where they sometimes met to fuck while maintaining some level of a dom/sub dynamic that they don’t fully acknowledge and they just negotiated the most basic of terms.

It just so happens that the start of their arrangement coincided with a very vulnerable period of Bruce life, let’s say a few months after jaybin’s death when he’s practically alone in the manor, and well, Bruce catches very deep feelings towards the green lantern (that is not to say that Bruce wouldn’t have fallen in love eventually but rather that the circumstances facilitated him getting attached pretty fast).

In this comic Hal realized he’s in love too the moment he caught Bruce’s gaze because he doesn’t remember a time when someone has ever looked at him with such besotted, trusting and adoring eyes, but obviously, this is not the way they operate and he has to put some distance between theme ASAP unless he fucks this up even more. Hal leaves despite knowing that Bruce is very prone to experiencing sub drop after a session, so hehehehe, drown in guilt ya dog!!!! ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Also, this note that I left to myself in the draft:

Please let me know if I missed any tag!!!

[mr-badjokes]

WHO watches the WATCHMEN?

Just read batman year two, I'm kinda disappointed at the way the themes were handled in such a surface level way. Some of the ideas in the comic were then furthered upon in the movie mask of the phantasm, but there's some things the scriptwriters discarded that I would have loved to read more about. Like Bruce suffering the mental strain of the constant flashback that working with Joe Chill and carrying a gun caused. Or like, a way to sneak a little more anti gun themes, it's kinda the opposite actually, everyone and their mother in the comic has guns xp

Still, I couldnt help but drawing something inspired by the covers of part 1 and part 4 of the story because I'm weak for design elements that follow the rule of cool like batman with a gun or batman with a gun AND reaper sickles

[mr-badjokes]

I remember this drawing being way uglier and that's why I deleted it at the time xd

Looking at it again I think it's pretty decent

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

No capes AU//

Single dad Bruce Wayne surrounded by his precious babies, who are all worried because last Parent-Teacher Conference, he was the only daddy without another daddy or a mommy with him!!

Bruce is trying to calm his wailing children, "Oh loves, being a single parent is fine! Unconventional but fine! I'm happy and I love you all enough for two!"

But they're not having this!! That's not fair!! Their dad is so nice and pretty, he deserves to have MANY mommies and daddies with him!! No, he should have ONE REALLY GOOD, REALLY BEST MOMMY OR DADDY WITH HIM!!

So they ask Bruce what kind of other daddy ("A husband!" Jason corrected) or a mommy ("That's called a wife!" Dick said) he would like to have

And Bruce, realizing that fighting his kids is something he simply doesn't want to do, so he tries to placate them

"Well.... I always liked someone who is good with numbers. A-And someone who's good at taking charge. I love it when someone has good hair and a biting sense of humor, and is family-oriented 😊"

Bruce thought dignifying his children with a response would be the last time he even has to think about the wifeless/husbandless existence he's living

.

.

.

Then a week later, Bruce has to watch his kids come home to his porch holding one very confused looking Hal Jordan

"Dad, look! We got you a husband!" Jason cheered, pushing Hal to Bruce.

"I checked his bank statements and his police record! He's a-okay, Daddy!" Tim added on with the sweetest smile a 7 year old can have.

"And he smells nice, like hot chocolate brownies, my favorite," Cass said, currently in Hal's arms and nuzzling her face on his neck, "He has really soft hair too."

"And I checked his social media on the way here! He's single! The kids on his accounts are his brothers' kids!" Duke said, holding Hal's hand, "Isn't that right, Mr. New Dad?"

Hal chuckles nervously, "I swear, they said they were lost in the city, Mr. Wayne.

Bruce looked at his eldest in horror.

"It was that or we went to England to find what a 'distinguished gentleman' was supposed to be, or whatever it is that Alfred wanted for you," Dick shrugged, not looking up from his phone showing the map home, meaning they were very much not lost.

Before Bruce can find his bearings, they start to usher Hal into the house

"Okay new dad, you can sleep in our daddy's room!"

Hal, who is too nice and a bit of a sucker for cute kids, follows happily.

It takes Bruce 10 seconds to process that there is a stranger in his home

.

.

.

After all children were put into their respective time out corners, Bruce is finally ready to face the poor soul his children abducted.

"Okay, finally. Mr. Jordan, I'd like to apologize for—"

Bruce stopped.

Currently there's a 6"4 muscular man on his floor playing with toddler Damian and letting him touch his face. Hal is blowing raspberries into the baby's palms and answering his babbles with full sentences.

"Oh, Mr. Wayne! Are the kids all packed away?" Hal asked, hands still stuffed in animal puppets that Damian is giggling at.

...

Well...

The kids did say Hal was single.

[fishfilletinacan]

batman the animated series will be like "the effects of mental illness, if left untreated, can cause even the most well-meaning man to hurt himself and others, and feel so helpless he turns to other methods to cope." and then the next episode is "what if the joker tried to copyright fish"

[shrimpsoupthedrawer]

Your art is beautiful! I’d love to see you draw a portrait of Bruce and his sons (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian) since they all are said to look very similar to him.

Thx for the kind words! Here! Hope you like it

Sry couldn't not add Cass

[mr-badjokes]

Just a quick sketch

[imsorrybruce]

[2024/09/20]

[flyinthebatcave]

Gonna start selling custom fanfics again due to the fact that I can barely afford my cats prescription food anymore and she genuinely can’t live without it 😭

DMs are open to anyone interested!!

$50 for 5k words and any plot of your liking with any character(s) you wish!!

$70 for 10k words with any plot and any character(s)!!!

All completely customizable and will be sent directly to your email!

I’ll still be writing my Superbat fics and uploading them for free here tho! This is completely separate!! I just wanna be able to feed my cat :))

(I also will do any kind of freelance writing work! Anything from website product descriptions, script editing, ghost writing, dialogue review/writing, any editing work really, etc!!)

[mr-badjokes]

Sleepy bat

[bewarethebatman]

BRUCE WAYNE / BATMAN

in Detective Comics #598-600 (Batman: BLIND JUSTICE)

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

Batlantern in bed. Hal asks Bruce if he wants to make out. Bruce nods enthusiastically and shows his cheek, excitedly shaking.

Hal frowns and says he meant like... serious kissing. Bruce suddenly turns pink, nods slowly, and presents his forehead while closing his eyes tight.

Hal suddenly falls over and covers his face with his hands because oh my god he's so cute this will kill me—