Moody Blues

Hoping to get some peace and quiet. Don’t be annoying in my inbox

[abbacchio-answers]

My name is Leone Abbacchio.

You can ask me questions. That’s how this works. They better not be stupid.

DNI

- Giorno, I still don’t trust you. Bucciarati told me to let you send me asks so unfortunately I will still answer them if they come from you. Grr

- annoying people. Unless you are part of my team.

- anyone who works for the DMV, I spent six hours standing in line at the DMV last week so don’t talk to me.

- large chuckles anon.

- dr dentist my ex dentist who told me I have less teeth’s. You took my tooeth from me so do not talk to me fuck you.

Blog rules:

- no nsfw, unless it’s like idk related to something that happened in canon. But don’t be weird about it.

- no homophobia or transphobia

- you can vent if you want but it’s Abbacchio so he is gonna act like Abbacchio.

- no racism

- shipping questions are ok but mod is aromantic so yeahhh

- I’m gonna use she/her pronouns for Giorno because @giorno-askvanna uses those pronouns for Giorno.

ACTUAL DNI list (abbacchios list isn’t real Giorno asks blogs can interact and are encouraged to interact. I just thought it would be funny if Abbacchio had an in character DNI list)

- terfs

- homophobic/transphobic people

- people who ship pro ships.

Inspiration for this blog comes from @narancia-answers @giorno-askvanna @ask-bucciarati @ask-crappy-mista and other blogs like that. Here’s an abbacchio ask blog

[abbacchio-answers]

Whos winning the twerk off moody blues or sticky fingers

Moody

[woke-fugo]

i nominate YOU for the ice bucket challenge

-lemonshark anon

Thank you for nominating me to do the ice bucket challenge, lemonshark anon! 😇 I would like to take this opportunity to also spread awareness for the reasoning behind the challenge: mental health and ALS! 🙂‍↕️ I encourage my fellow Tumblrians to look into these issues, and if possible, donate to the ALS Association! 🩵

As for my nominations, I nominate @inquirepannacottafugo2 , @literallyguidomista , and @ask-bucciarati to take part as well! 😆

[inquirepannacottafugo2]

This is not how you do the FUCKING ice bucket challenge. You dump a cold bucket of water (WITH ICE CUBES IN IT) on your head, you don't dunk yourself. I'm disgusted by your inability to educate yourself.

I will do this correctly, and I have already done it as I speak. I'm wet as a whistle. I recommend anyone able to make a donation to the original cause of this challenge, in which I have wettened myself for.

I will be nominating @abbacchio-answers and @narancia-answers with a side of endometriosis.

[abbacchio-answers]

Ok but when I’m done I nominate @inquirepannacottafugo2

*sticks his head in a bucket of ice water for a whole minute then lifts his head out of it gasping for air and then passes out*

[inquirepannacottafugo2]

WHAT IS ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS. I'VE ALREADY DONE IT. STAY DOWN.

[abbacchio-answers]

You must not care about mental health as much as I do *sticks head in a bucket of ice again*

[woke-fugo]

i nominate YOU for the ice bucket challenge

-lemonshark anon

Thank you for nominating me to do the ice bucket challenge, lemonshark anon! 😇 I would like to take this opportunity to also spread awareness for the reasoning behind the challenge: mental health and ALS! 🙂‍↕️ I encourage my fellow Tumblrians to look into these issues, and if possible, donate to the ALS Association! 🩵

As for my nominations, I nominate @inquirepannacottafugo2 , @literallyguidomista , and @ask-bucciarati to take part as well! 😆

[inquirepannacottafugo2]

This is not how you do the FUCKING ice bucket challenge. You dump a cold bucket of water (WITH ICE CUBES IN IT) on your head, you don't dunk yourself. I'm disgusted by your inability to educate yourself.

I will do this correctly, and I have already done it as I speak. I'm wet as a whistle. I recommend anyone able to make a donation to the original cause of this challenge, in which I have wettened myself for.

I will be nominating @abbacchio-answers and @narancia-answers with a side of endometriosis.

[abbacchio-answers]

Ok but when I’m done I nominate @inquirepannacottafugo2

*sticks his head in a bucket of ice water for a whole minute then lifts his head out of it gasping for air and then passes out*

[abbacchio-answers]

Dear arbacchio

*Imagine me singing*

Happy BIRTHDAY too youuu, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to abbachud, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppyy birrrrrrrrrrrrrrthdayyyyyyyyyyy to YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Thank you, thank you, tips are welcome and encouraged

Old ass shit,

Large Chuckles Anon

P.S heres to more large chuckles at your expense!

I do not accept your birthday wishes to me

[abbacchio-answers]

It’s my favorite day of the year

I am going to spend the day texting my ex husband of one year

[abbacchio-answers]

cigarette ridden liberal

FUCK YOU!

[abbacchio-answers]

I WILL NOT BE STOPPED

[abbacchio-answers]

*gives you shitty copper*

*eats the shitty copper*

[abbacchio-answers]

U have no teeth and are a sad clanker terrorizing the streets omg what a loser maybe i'll give u some spare teeth im feelinh nice i found this shit in uhhhhh dont worry about it.

I DONT NEED ANY SPARE TEETH

[abbacchio-answers]

Moody blues, replay the time I feel down the stairs in highschool. I need to make sure my eyeliner looked good

[abbacchio-answers]

AND IT LOOKED LIKE SHIT

[abbacchio-answers]

Moody blues, replay the time I feel down the stairs in highschool. I need to make sure my eyeliner looked good

[abbacchio-answers]

😬

yeah about that

About what?

Finally an emoji that is inclusive to my lack of teeth

[abbacchio-answers]

your religion is foolish and your god is dead

farts

Last I checked bucciarati was alive. How can you call that fuckass bob foolish?!?!??

[abbacchio-answers]

Hey can you keep it down I'm trying to add more fiberglass to your room

I ONLY ACCEPT FIBERGLASS FROM BUCCIARATI! If it hasn’t been sourced from him I DONT WANT IT.

Actually I don’t know who put the fiberglass insulation in my ceiling room originally but because it has been so close to bucciaratis room I consider it blessed by him so he put it there. Bruno bucciarati has blessed my fiberglass insulation. It’s like how in the Catholic Church when you take mass the bread transforms into the flesh of Christ and the wine becomes the blood of Christ. My fiberglass insulation has become Bruno’s essence. It has become him. When I breathe in the fiberglass insulation the stabbing pain in my lungs is actually Bruno’s zippers unzipping the inside of my lungs. This is how I know I am part of his team, because I breathed in the insulation.

[ask-bucciarati]

I don’t think the feeling of having your lungs unzipped would feel like breathing in fiberglass.

I hear that smoking a cigarette helps filter fiberglass out of your lungs. I’m no doctor, but this might help with the sharp pain you’re having when you breathe.

[abbacchio-answers]

I want the feeling of fiberglass to be in my lungs. It is a part of my religion. I choose to believe it is tiny zippers unzipping my lungs.

[abbacchio-answers]

Hey can you keep it down I'm trying to add more fiberglass to your room

I ONLY ACCEPT FIBERGLASS FROM BUCCIARATI! If it hasn’t been sourced from him I DONT WANT IT.

Actually I don’t know who put the fiberglass insulation in my ceiling room originally but because it has been so close to bucciaratis room I consider it blessed by him so he put it there. Bruno bucciarati has blessed my fiberglass insulation. It’s like how in the Catholic Church when you take mass the bread transforms into the flesh of Christ and the wine becomes the blood of Christ. My fiberglass insulation has become Bruno’s essence. It has become him. When I breathe in the fiberglass insulation the stabbing pain in my lungs is actually Bruno’s zippers unzipping the inside of my lungs. This is how I know I am part of his team, because I breathed in the insulation.

[abbacchio-answers]

beep boop beep boop?

FUCK YOU. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF ANNOYING AND I HATE BEING ANNOYED.