Welcome!

My name is Bruno bucciarati, I like scallops. I used to have a pet carp named sticky toes but he was murdered. Investigation in progress. Someone will pay.

[ask-bucciarati]

Welcome, Bucciarati here. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have!

My dead pet carp: @brunos-pet-carp

Mod notes:

I have decided to make a Bruno ask blog, I know there are many out there but I am ok with living in a bucciarati multiverse.

Some personal character headcanons I have for Bruno for this blog

-he is aroace

-he is autistic but masks it very well because he never got diagnosed

-uses he/him pronouns

-super weird

-loves whiscash

- has nine toes because an anon ate one of his toes

Rules:

- I’m aroace and don’t like shipping very much, but am ok if you want to send bruabba related asks. I like the ship I’m just uninterested in it if you get what I mean

-tone down the Bruno thirst asks, like calling him sexy is fine but nothing nsfw. If there’s too many I’m gonna ignore them.

-no nsfw asks please

-you can vent/rant if you want that’s fine, but remember I’m not a therapist. And I’ll be responding in character so yeah Bruno is also not a therapist

-nothing homophobic/transphobic or he will fight you.

[ask-bucciarati]

Fish of the Day

Dead Carp

You have offended me

[ask-bucciarati]

Fish of the Day

Sea Bass

Reminds me of my carp in a way

[ask-bucciarati]

If you dye your hair,what color would it be?

Blue

[woke-fugo]

Oh em Science you should! 🤩 We could be #TWINNING! 😆

[ask-bucciarati]

Done. I have blue hair now

[ask-bucciarati]

Hachoo hachoo hachoo

Have some NyQuil

[ask-bucciarati]

If you dye your hair,what color would it be?

Blue

[woke-fugo]

i nominate YOU for the ice bucket challenge

-lemonshark anon

Thank you for nominating me to do the ice bucket challenge, lemonshark anon! 😇 I would like to take this opportunity to also spread awareness for the reasoning behind the challenge: mental health and ALS! 🙂‍↕️ I encourage my fellow Tumblrians to look into these issues, and if possible, donate to the ALS Association! 🩵

As for my nominations, I nominate @inquirepannacottafugo2 , @literallyguidomista , and @ask-bucciarati to take part as well! 😆

[ask-bucciarati]

Hmm, I suppose doing this challenge would set me up well against the Grateful Dead if procuitto were to attack right now. As well as raise awareness for mental health and ALS … I accept.

[ask-bucciarati]

Im sorry about your parents divorce. In my opinion, having a son who turns out to be a fish should be something that brings you closer together as partners. Like huge flex but idk

Anyways, Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

He looks smart

Don’t worry about it. They have been divorced for years.

[narancia-answers]

Narancia... dont get the stone mask... its like drugs.... its bad.... 😰😰😰🤫

Bro what? How is a mask like drugs?

@ask-bucciarati Have you heard of this?

[ask-bucciarati]

I haven’t heard of this. We should look into it. We don’t want something like this in Naples

[ask-bucciarati]

Mod/ ok I need my hyperfixations to calm down finals season is almost upon me and I need to lock the fuck in ugh jojos get out of my head I need to memorize a ton of shit

[ask-bucciarati]

You are very closely related to a fish

the chest window on your suit shares a homologous structure to the brachial arches in ray-finned fishes.

Yes, I am a fish. My secret is out. This is why my parents divorced

[ask-bucciarati]

Fish of the Day!

(Ignore the man I don't know him)

Cyprinus carpio- Common Carp!

Oh I like this one! That’s my carp!!!

[ask-bucciarati]

Yes the ginkgo leaf actually has a homologous structure with ray finned fishes

How closely related am I to a fish?

[ask-bucciarati]

grrrgrrrrrrrgrrr

uuuubassshaaaaaa

grrrrr

*foaming at the mouth*

(This is pirple haze btw)

-purple haze anon

where is your user?

@inquirepannacottafugo2

You need to keep better control of your stand!

[inquirepannacottafugo2]

Do you think I don't try my hardest day in and day out with it.

[ask-bucciarati]

Just make sure it’s not attacking us

[ask-bucciarati]

Actually woodcocks are more closely related to triggerfish then they are to any other bird (liar)

Anyways uhh Fish of the Day!

Ginkgo biloba- The Ginkgo!

That is a tree, are you going to tell me those are closely related to fish too??

[ask-bucciarati]

Who put beans in my shampoo???

[ask-bucciarati]

its abbacchios birthday and I havent heard from him is he still alive

I have not heard from him or any of the others in a while. They are all either dead or up to no good.

[narancia-answers]

Im not dead boss!

[ask-bucciarati]

I have gotten confirmation that Narancia is up to no good