hoodlum

all I do is work and smoke

[april]

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

[owlmylove]

reblog if peanut butter on a spoon

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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mossworm]

has anyone done this one before

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[rabbruad1]

“When people display malice, it’s usually the result of something from their past. If you can find it in yourself to show them kindness…the malice might just vanish.”

— Bruce Adler

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[ruecian]

what the fuck is the joke here

[bunchamunchafaunus]

some

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[ruecian]

oh

[bunchamunchafaunus]

BODY

[pissvortex]

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

[pissvortex]

yeah awesome dude this really gives your eating establishment a good old boys country atmosphere. just serve me slop through a trough while you’re at it. fuck you

[pissvortex]

these are the employee shirts. everything about this place is maddening

[biteythevillain]

hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing. 

[pissvortex]

They do what

[oomshi]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

[420moshdad]

no its called highjacking

[fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005]

guys no it’s weedwhacking

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

no its called dissapointing ur mother

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///

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[hollowtones]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

[timewornaccentor]

as a soon to be marine biologist i must agree that they ARE and it is AMAZING

[hollowtones]

1 Out Of 1 Experts Agree

[arandomthot]

He had a shot too considering she kept the conversation going

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

[2xghi0dgh65-deactivated20190207]

i have no followers on twitter and i wanted to show this off

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