Mildlyobessedadult

I only joined tumblr to annoy my daughter by following her! Came for the horrifically cringe-y 'lols' and stayed for the Cityville posts.

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The old couple from a random picture. Faces, tho - why?

[abbottcows]

Lovely

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weird-uncle-jesse Saw this and thought of you.

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I have like 4980 paintings started but -4 actually finished

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Quick sketch of an old family friend? Went for kinda cartoon-y, came out kinda crap.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[abbottcows]

thanks mother

No problem my darling child

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mega quick WIP because I need the motivation to finish it.

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Can you still say WIP or has the world moved on since I moved under a rock?

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Might strike a line through the whole “can you use watercolour” thing

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Quick art class thinggy?

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One day, one day, I won’t hate pencils.

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Doodling while you’re supposed to be working is a magical thing.

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Wall filler is so great 10/10 

[abbottcows]

Previous posts

I would like to point out that the previous posts were written by my 16 year old daughter who is now in the dog house! I would also like to point out that I am only 50 (at this age a year is very important!). It was Becca Morley who bought the Beckham fragrance not me!

[abbottcows]

I don’t care about that plate dude or sock crates or whatever Life’s real question comes in the form of Coke or dr. Pepper

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I may be going grey but at least now my plan of looking like a snow queen Is in motion

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Wandering round boots like the Middle Aged mother I am and I am seriously conflicted between the hello kitty spray or the beckham

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Sometimes I look down at my dinner and contemplate the life and times of poor mister chicken. then I console myself and him with the simple notion that it was either chicken parmigiana or mcnuggets