[abbreviatedchaos]

aspen here!

just a quick bio bc i wanna keep my theme

she/her

22 yrs old

main blog with misc posts here

yakuza sideblog - @majima-enthusiast

[straycatj]

ここで　まってたのよ

I"m waiting for you here ...

[finder-plus]

[scribeherself]

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

[bluesspruce]

Posting this on its own to see if it does better

[bluesspruce]

Dang you guys really fw this guy huh

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[aransmind]

go emo boys 🗣️‼️

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[zegalba]

The Color Of Pomegranates (1969) Dir. Sergei Parajanov

[pmamtraveller]

By Jocelin Carmes

[morggo]

I Burn For You

gouache on heart-shaped wood panel, ~5x8"

prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/i-burn-for-you/

alt prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/i-burn-for-you-alt-ver/

[maruti-bitamin]

WAH!!

twitter/ insta/bluesky/ store

[amygdalae]

I am so horny I need to be killed

[catnoli]

sushi shark 🍣 this is a sticker reward for my silly mail members who sign up before august 1st!

[amygdalae]

The bus that took me home was the super loud rattly one today and once were two of us left the driver put on an ominous voice and went "ONLY TWO MORE VICTIMS TO GO.....OOUUUUAAUUUUAAAAGH".....I would die for her I love women

[nicothespy]

do people still gaf about phm or am i late to the party