and i'm so fuckin weak

lex / mid 20s / dyke

[agnes-nielsens]

multifandom/personal. header & pfp from this post

i don't tag suggestive text. i do my best to tag chain posts (#rb bait)/triggers/nudity

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[cryptotheism]

It's all so terribly unchic.

[vampire-loving-vampire]

why is ut always "being fat puts pressure on ur joints" but never "being skinny makes u more vulnerable to joint/bone injury" like lets be real im not playing this game with u where u get to pretend u know anything about medicine much less my personal case . u are going to have things happen to u and ur body no matter what size u are and pretending fat people are somehow the only people who can possibly sustain weight related injuries PISSES ME OFF . be fucking serious

[ultimaid]

hi friends, it’s me again. after yet another month of having my hours at work slashed and barely making any money, i’m gonna need rent help again. i have a job interview next week that should hopefully get me out of this awful hole, and i really don’t want to have to e-beg again after this. but for the moment, i need help.

a lot of you already know the story — i’m a queer, physically disabled, neurodivergent person working two jobs to support me and my cat. my family can’t help me because of my mom’s terminal cancer. i am trying extremely hard to get my life together but it just isn’t working and i really, really need help.

my short-term goals are getting my credit card bill ($57) and phone bill ($65) paid. long-term, after doing the math, it’s looking like i’ll be about $530 short on rent this month. this means i need a total of $652 by the end of july.

i genuinely appreciate all the help and do not take it for granted that y’all have been here for me month after month. i promise that once i have the means i will give back in the same way you all have given to me. thank you, thank you, thank you.

i will make this post unrebloggable and delete the original when i hit my goal.

pypl: link

cshpp: $HappinessOmelette

vnmo: @/mjdossey

0/652

[ultimaid]

57/652 <3

87/652!!!

[64mpg]

i should be able to donate my excess shame to those in need

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[homunculus-argument]

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just had an argument with someone who was like “why would we settle for food stamps when we could have universal basic income?”

And it’s just like. People need food right now you know.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Hippie church moms donating quinoa chips to my local food bank have done more for me materially than any internet idealist ever has.

[what-even-is-thiss]

People get pissed at me for being a pragmatist in my political ideals but I’ve been in the position where I was out of food right now.

And who helped me with that? Not people calling for some nebulous revolution. Not people telling me that the system was useless. Not people preaching at me to grow my own food. It was a church food bank partially funded by the state of Texas that some southern hippies donated a bunch of Whole Foods nonsense to.

And you know what? I’m sick and tired of defeatism. What can we get done right now, huh? Are you gonna accept something a bit better to help people right now or are you waiting for your perfect utopia to come to you?

Yeah, UBI is better than the quinoa chips. Sure. But right now the quinoa chips are stopping people from going hungry and if all we can do is get the food bank quinoa chips to more people, then I say so be it. That’s something. I’ll almost always take baby steps over nothing.

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[acidgirl]

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

[acidgirl]

[peduin]

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

[myswitchy-deactivated20211208]

seeing mutuals in my notes like yes...i'm entertaining the besties

[kosmogrl]

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy