Mayor Jerry

Mayor of Beaverton. Pancake connoisseur. Mama’s boy.

[abeaverymayor]

"Greetings, Beavertonians! It is I, your beloved Mayor Jerry! It has come to my attention that in order to better connect with the citizens of this beloved city, I ought to establish a wider social media presence! Therefore, I have taken it upon myself to curate a… tum… blur. Be welcomed! And please, ask as many (…appropriate…) questions, as needed!"

// Hi!

Mun is an adult. This is an ask blog for Mayor Jerry from Pixar’s Hoppers, because he is a capitalist loving, yet redeemable, middle aged dude, and I am not immune to the Tumblr Sexyman hype.

Interaction Rules:

You Can:

— Flirt with him (mild to moderately suggestive)

— Interact RP-ing as canon or original characters

— Be silly

— Make mild and/or silly threats, OR threats that are very clearly in character (i.e your character’s name is explicitly stated in the ask or shown in your profile pic).

— Tease him

— Prank him

— Be mean to him

Please Do Not:

— Send asks detailing or asking him to perform sexual acts

— Send death threats/wishes to him without specifying you are roleplaying

— Write excessive violence

— Spam

— Force your own headcanons onto him (asking if he does/thinks things is fine)

Due to the amount of asks I've gotten (and not wanting to spam the tag by answering them all at once), it may take me a while to answer your ask.

If I haven't answered it after a week, feel free to resend it.

But, if I still don't answer, please don't resend it a third time! I either didn't know how to reply to it, I've already answered a similar ask, I'm not comfortable answering the question, or I’m genuinely just that overloaded with asks that I haven’t got around to it yet. In short, there’s all sorts of reasons! Please don't take it personally.

[abeaverymayor]

Ok, I’ve been thinking-

The pancake recipe is family-only, right??? So, hypothetically, if I got your mom to legally adopt me…

-🐹

“You want my mother to adopt you? That’s a new one. She’s too old to adopt anyone now, though— I don’t think any agency would allow it.“

[abeaverymayor]

You got any secret tattoos?

“I got one-or-two stick-and-poke tattoos in university, from an old pal of mine. I had them removed in my thirties, though. …Looking back, it’s a miracle they didn’t get infected. Kids, huh? Crazy that any of us make it to adult-hood.”

[abeaverymayor]

Have you ever considered settling down and starting a family? If so, do you see yourself as a girl dad or a boy dad??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

“Don’t get me wrong, I don’t dislike kids or anything! But, heh, no, never wanted to raise any myself. Hats off to those who undertake that trial!”

[abeaverymayor]

Are you dating Dr Sam?!

“What? No. I barely know her.”

[abeaverymayor]

If you really think about it Mabel is the closest thing you have to a daughter, a teen who thinks she’s all grown despite still lacking maturity, with high emotions and temper problems that launch onto you in full force in the form of criticizing every little thing you do….

Yeah that’s a daughter

“… I mean, a daughter is more than just someone who rebels against you, or criticises you. Besides, Mabel isn’t the only one who’s spoken against my policies, heh. She’s just among the more vocal of them. But, that’s just life; there’ll always be someone who disagrees with you.”

[abeaverymayor]

Mayor, what do i do when my clown boyfriend gets rabies? 😔

“R-rabies—?! Um, hospital?! Now??”

[abeaverymayor]

"Hi, can you adopt me? I want a papa."

The said creature:

“Umm! H-how do I say this…? No. Nothing personal! I’m just not cut out to raise a… … whatever you… are.”

[abeaverymayor]

I've been meaning to ask this for a while but are you aware that your voice sounds identical to Jon Hamm? He's this actor, well known for his role on Mad Men.

“You know, weirdly enough, you’re not the first person to make such an observation! Some have even said, I look a bit like him. But, I’ll let you all be the judge of that!”

[abeaverymayor]

OY, MR. MAYOR! How does a cool fella like you feel about clowns?! 'Cause I'm a clown myself and would like to perform for ya!

-🤡

“I mean. I don’t… mind them? But they’re still a bit. Y’know. Freaky. Aren’t they? It can’t just be me! Something about all that face paint…”

[abeaverymayor]

okay uhh...how much do you know about...fanfiction?

“Way more than I ever wanted to. I do school visits sometimes, you know.“

[abeaverymayor]

what kind of car did you get to replace your old one after the shark incident?

“Ford Mustang Convertible~ Red. Custom interior. My pride and joy!”

[abeaverymayor]

Ach, well it’s a shame you said no to the girls karaoke night, it could’ve been an entertaining evening… eh, s’pose it’s not the end of the world, my friends and I just thought it’d be fun to ask, anywho, could you at least give me a song recommendation to sing please? Name’s Harlow by the way.

“A pleasure! Hmmm. “She’s a Star”, by James? Oh! Or, “American Pie”, Don McLean? “Uptown Girl”? If those aren’t your speed, anything by the Kinks or ABBA. Can’t go wrong with them!”

[abeaverymayor]

Titus got a point, the animal kingdom lacks fathers that includes humans, so maybe you guys do have a lot on common, your a mama'a boy his a mama's boy and both of you guys got deadbeat dads, can't you guys just hug it out and be friends???

“Hug it out. Hug. It. OUT? With a genocidal maniac. Uh, no thank you— I don’t have a death wish! … Besides, I don’t think I could hug a butterfly, not without crushing it, anyway.”

[abeaverymayor]

What do you mean human fathers leave all the time??? Also i did not expect humans to have daddy issues considering both human parents are present and they tend to co-parent their offsprings. I am so confused...

Sigh. “Oh-kay. Maybe not all the time, but it happens. Listen, kid, I’m not gonna be the one to give you this talk, capisce? …Go ask Mabel or something.”

[abeaverymayor]

Hi Mr. Mayor 👋☺️ How are you doing? May I just say that you're the most handsome man I've ever laid my eyes on 🥰

“Heh heh, ahh, you’re too kind~ Thank you. And, I’m doing as well as can be. I hope the same goes for you.”

[abeaverymayor]

You liked being a beaver?

“The opposite of that. They’re oily. Yep, even the robotic ones. I guess they were going for hyper-realism.”