Son Of Eve

The user of this account is 23! She/her

[abel-the-commander]

LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE!!!

The user is 23!!!! I won’t interact with minors asking weird questions, or do MDNI OR SFW. With LGBT (I have limited knowledge I apologize in advance)if you wanna interact and have pronouns tell me before hand please. And be comfortable to correct me nicely, if I get something wrong. I’m a person who feels guilty easily. I just want everyone to get along, and feel safe with Abel. I just don’t wanna make anyone offended. This is a safe place and fun account for everyone.

NO ABSOLUTELY NO TOXICITY OR ARGUMENTS!!!

[lute-thereal-demonslayer]

It’s training time Lute

He smirking like his father

But today will be different

Bring it. I’ve got this Abel… I’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll start crying. Right lex?

@alexis-thebubbly-exorsist

[alexis-thebubbly-exorsist]

Ooo, FUN! I’ll watch. GO Lute!

@abel-the-commander

[abel-the-commander]

Abel murmurs

It’s actually a personal training time…

anyway Lute sit down. On the floor

@lute-thereal-demonslayer

[lute-thereal-demonslayer]

BRING IT! Get ready to have your ass handed to you! Pussy!

[abel-the-commander]

Abel makes a teddy bear out of nowhere and put it on Lute

You’ll be hugging this thing till you feel like hugging it feels nice

[lute-thereal-demonslayer]

It’s training time Lute

He smirking like his father

But today will be different

Bring it. I’ve got this Abel… I’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll start crying. Right lex?

@alexis-thebubbly-exorsist

[alexis-thebubbly-exorsist]

Ooo, FUN! I’ll watch. GO Lute!

@abel-the-commander

[abel-the-commander]

Abel murmurs

It’s actually a personal training time…

anyway Lute sit down. On the floor

@lute-thereal-demonslayer

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

Lute was more then just a lieutenant. She was your Right Hand Angel.

Yeah pretty sure that’s the same thing…

[ted-audrey-blog]

I forgot to mention her second job, Your Babysitter.

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

At this point I’m the babysitter. You do realize that I had a bunch of children right?

[ted-audrey-blog]

You mean the Lovable Abel? The son you push around and make yourself the Worst Parent in Heaven?

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

You forgot about Cain and Seth. Arguably Seth is my favorite…

[ted-audrey-blog]

Then what's wrong with your second child? You're so mean too him. I'm surprised he hasn't disowned you by now.

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

I’m not mean to him! I’m trying to be nicer!

[ted-audrey-blog]

Prove it. Give him your plate of ribs.

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

Abel? Would you like this plate of ribs?

@abel-the-commander

[abel-the-commander]

He looked at his father than ted*

Just for the note I’m doing this to help you prove it. Not that you’re just doing it to have a prove

@adam-thefuckin-firstman

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

Do you not want the ribs?’

[abel-the-commander]

Fine… I’m hungry anyway

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

Lute was more then just a lieutenant. She was your Right Hand Angel.

Yeah pretty sure that’s the same thing…

[ted-audrey-blog]

I forgot to mention her second job, Your Babysitter.

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

At this point I’m the babysitter. You do realize that I had a bunch of children right?

[ted-audrey-blog]

You mean the Lovable Abel? The son you push around and make yourself the Worst Parent in Heaven?

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

You forgot about Cain and Seth. Arguably Seth is my favorite…

[ted-audrey-blog]

Then what's wrong with your second child? You're so mean too him. I'm surprised he hasn't disowned you by now.

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

I’m not mean to him! I’m trying to be nicer!

[ted-audrey-blog]

Prove it. Give him your plate of ribs.

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

Abel? Would you like this plate of ribs?

@abel-the-commander

[abel-the-commander]

He looked at his father than ted*

Just for the note I’m doing this to help you prove it. Not that you’re just doing it to have a prove

@adam-thefuckin-firstman

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

Lute was more then just a lieutenant. She was your Right Hand Angel.

Yeah pretty sure that’s the same thing…

[ted-audrey-blog]

I forgot to mention her second job, Your Babysitter.

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

At this point I’m the babysitter. You do realize that I had a bunch of children right?

[ted-audrey-blog]

You mean the Lovable Abel? The son you push around and make yourself the Worst Parent in Heaven?

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

You forgot about Cain and Seth. Arguably Seth is my favorite…

[ted-audrey-blog]

Then what's wrong with your second child? You're so mean too him. I'm surprised he hasn't disowned you by now.

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

I’m not mean to him! I’m trying to be nicer!

[abel-the-commander]

Yea he’s trying his best… but you gotta be fast you’re racing with god’s flesh and blood son. He wants to adopt me

Well he’s so nice to me from day 1 I like him

[abel-the-commander]

“ Hiiii, Abel! I was wondering if you wanted to go get some ice today.”? She asks happily.

@emily-happyseraphim

Oh my gosh of course we can. You know me so well ahah~

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily squeals and grabs Abel by the hand. “Eeee, let’s go! ….You can say it’s a date~”

[abel-the-commander]

It- it is!! O-okay sure yea

Buuuut let’s be careful of your dad eheh

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily brushes him off and says. “Pffff…. It’ll be fineeeeee . Come on I know a good place.” She led him down the streets of heaven. “Oooo…. Look a penguin! Can I pet it? He looks ADORABLE!@

[abel-the-commander]

Ooooh let’s get pet it together

He went to the penguin

Oh my goooosh I should ask Gabriel if we can keep him and Michael

[emily-happyseraphim]

The penguin turned out to be very friendly. He immediately went up to Emily and Abel and enjoyed the nice scratches they gave.

“Let’s just take him, I don’t think my dad would say no. I mean… he can’t really say no to me. Plus this little guy doesn’t even have a home!”

Emilie’s expression drooped and her eyes started to water. “Could you imagine! He is all alone, with no friends and family!”

[abel-the-commander]

Sometimes I know how he feels ;(

He hugged the penguin tightly

I will be your dad… and I’ll actually want and love you

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily’s eyes widened as she got a sudden idea. “How about you’ll be the dad and I’ll be the mom!” She grinned ear to ear.

Then suddenly remembered they were going to get some ice cream. She grabbed Abel who was still holing the penguin and took him to the ice cream store. “We can get him some too!”

[abel-the-commander]

Abel gave a big sigh. He actually sweated for that.

Great heavens I thought we wouldn’t.

Sooooo😏what are we gonna name our son???

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily taps her chin in concentration. “Hmmmm… how about Michael junior?” She said with a serious face as she saw the ice cream shop.

She sprinted towards it and yelled. “I’ll be back!!!”

***

A few moments later she comes back with three cones. “Nothing quite like saturated colors and sugar! Here Abel.” She hands him the cone and their hands slightly brush.

[abel-the-commander]

Thanks ummm

Abel thought while he took a lick out of the ice cream. He was actually awkward and sweaty.

Em umm… is-is that your dad?? Over there?? Watching us… with binoculars?

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily looked in the direction Abel pointed at and her eyes widened. Michael, her dad, was looking at them through binoculars with a very serious face with sera behind him.

“DAD?! What are you doing?!”

She places her hands on her hips, because she was angry.

@michael-heavenly-knight

[michael-heavenly-knight]

Michael looks at sera. “Oh, no… we got caught.”

He hid the binoculars behind his back. “Emilyyyyy, hi sweetie what’s up?”

@abel-the-commander

[abel-the-commander]

Sir Michael it’s umm nice to see you

He scratched his neck*

What… what brings you here?

[michael-heavenly-knight]

Michael raises a brow. “This is my realm. I can go anywhere I please without needing a reason. But it’s nice to see you too Abel.”

[abel-the-commander]

Y-yeah sorry you’re right

He played with his fingers*

Nice to see you too Sir Michael :D oooh do you wanna see our baby?

[michael-heavenly-knight]

Michael’s eyebrows shot up and his eyes widened. “BABY?! Emily you are way too young for that! And Abel what were you thinking?!

@emily-happyseraphim

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily frowns. “Dad… we are talking about a penguin.”

@abel-the-commander

[abel-the-commander]

I should’ve been more clear on that ahah I thought I was gonna get blasted for a second ahah

He was 👌🏼 this close to crying*

It’s the penguin. I think we should name him steve, rhymes with eve

[emily-happyseraphim]

“Abel … we already agreed on Michael junior!”

[abel-the-commander]

Well I never said okay tho. I want ste-

…

Emily we didn’t check if she’s a boy or girl.. what are we even talking

[emily-happyseraphim]

How do we check that?

[abel-the-commander]

……..

Maybe if we take it to Gabriel, it’ll tell him???

[michael-heavenly-knight]

Michael was writing something down in a notepad. “Mhm… you two continue acting like I’m not here.”

[abel-the-commander]

Ahaha umm sir yes sir. We’ll do that sir. As you order

Abel even saluted him. Clearly he’s horrible at reading the room.

[emily-happyseraphim]

I think he is a boy!

She looked at Michael clearly a bit angry at him.

[abel-the-commander]

Well I think it’s a she. She’s small with a small beak

Oooooh let’s get him to sir Gabriel and make her tell him, and he can translate to us. He speaks to animals… that’s what castle workers say

[emily-happyseraphim]

Okey!^^ let’s go to uncle Gabriel

[abel-the-commander]

Wait wait Let’s fly low, and be careful

Remember penguins might be birds. But they can’t fly sweetie

@gabriel-thetea-of-god

[gabriel-thetea-of-god]

Hello Abel, hi Emily my cupcake

What are y- is that a penguin?

@emily-happyseraphim

[emily-happyseraphim]

Hiiiii uncle Gabriel ! We have a baby now!

[gabriel-thetea-of-god]

Aha aha umm I beg your finest pardon a what??

@abel-the-commander

[abel-the-commander]

A BABYYYY WE GOT A BABY LOOK!!!

He showed the penguin to Gabriel*

@gabriel-thetea-of-god

[abel-the-commander]

“ Hiiii, Abel! I was wondering if you wanted to go get some ice today.”? She asks happily.

@emily-happyseraphim

Oh my gosh of course we can. You know me so well ahah~

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily squeals and grabs Abel by the hand. “Eeee, let’s go! ….You can say it’s a date~”

[abel-the-commander]

It- it is!! O-okay sure yea

Buuuut let’s be careful of your dad eheh

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily brushes him off and says. “Pffff…. It’ll be fineeeeee . Come on I know a good place.” She led him down the streets of heaven. “Oooo…. Look a penguin! Can I pet it? He looks ADORABLE!@

[abel-the-commander]

Ooooh let’s get pet it together

He went to the penguin

Oh my goooosh I should ask Gabriel if we can keep him and Michael

[emily-happyseraphim]

The penguin turned out to be very friendly. He immediately went up to Emily and Abel and enjoyed the nice scratches they gave.

“Let’s just take him, I don’t think my dad would say no. I mean… he can’t really say no to me. Plus this little guy doesn’t even have a home!”

Emilie’s expression drooped and her eyes started to water. “Could you imagine! He is all alone, with no friends and family!”

[abel-the-commander]

Sometimes I know how he feels ;(

He hugged the penguin tightly

I will be your dad… and I’ll actually want and love you

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily’s eyes widened as she got a sudden idea. “How about you’ll be the dad and I’ll be the mom!” She grinned ear to ear.

Then suddenly remembered they were going to get some ice cream. She grabbed Abel who was still holing the penguin and took him to the ice cream store. “We can get him some too!”

[abel-the-commander]

Abel gave a big sigh. He actually sweated for that.

Great heavens I thought we wouldn’t.

Sooooo😏what are we gonna name our son???

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily taps her chin in concentration. “Hmmmm… how about Michael junior?” She said with a serious face as she saw the ice cream shop.

She sprinted towards it and yelled. “I’ll be back!!!”

***

A few moments later she comes back with three cones. “Nothing quite like saturated colors and sugar! Here Abel.” She hands him the cone and their hands slightly brush.

[abel-the-commander]

Thanks ummm

Abel thought while he took a lick out of the ice cream. He was actually awkward and sweaty.

Em umm… is-is that your dad?? Over there?? Watching us… with binoculars?

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily looked in the direction Abel pointed at and her eyes widened. Michael, her dad, was looking at them through binoculars with a very serious face with sera behind him.

“DAD?! What are you doing?!”

She places her hands on her hips, because she was angry.

@michael-heavenly-knight

[michael-heavenly-knight]

Michael looks at sera. “Oh, no… we got caught.”

He hid the binoculars behind his back. “Emilyyyyy, hi sweetie what’s up?”

@abel-the-commander

[abel-the-commander]

Sir Michael it’s umm nice to see you

He scratched his neck*

What… what brings you here?

[michael-heavenly-knight]

Michael raises a brow. “This is my realm. I can go anywhere I please without needing a reason. But it’s nice to see you too Abel.”

[abel-the-commander]

Y-yeah sorry you’re right

He played with his fingers*

Nice to see you too Sir Michael :D oooh do you wanna see our baby?

[michael-heavenly-knight]

Michael’s eyebrows shot up and his eyes widened. “BABY?! Emily you are way too young for that! And Abel what were you thinking?!

@emily-happyseraphim

[emily-happyseraphim]

Emily frowns. “Dad… we are talking about a penguin.”

@abel-the-commander

[abel-the-commander]

I should’ve been more clear on that ahah I thought I was gonna get blasted for a second ahah

He was 👌🏼 this close to crying*

It’s the penguin. I think we should name him steve, rhymes with eve

[emily-happyseraphim]

“Abel … we already agreed on Michael junior!”

[abel-the-commander]

Well I never said okay tho. I want ste-

…

Emily we didn’t check if she’s a boy or girl.. what are we even talking

[emily-happyseraphim]

How do we check that?

[abel-the-commander]

……..

Maybe if we take it to Gabriel, it’ll tell him???

[michael-heavenly-knight]

Michael was writing something down in a notepad. “Mhm… you two continue acting like I’m not here.”

[abel-the-commander]

Ahaha umm sir yes sir. We’ll do that sir. As you order

Abel even saluted him. Clearly he’s horrible at reading the room.

[emily-happyseraphim]

I think he is a boy!

She looked at Michael clearly a bit angry at him.

[abel-the-commander]

Well I think it’s a she. She’s small with a small beak

Oooooh let’s get him to sir Gabriel and make her tell him, and he can translate to us. He speaks to animals… that’s what castle workers say

[emily-happyseraphim]

Okey!^^ let’s go to uncle Gabriel

[abel-the-commander]

Wait wait Let’s fly low, and be careful

Remember penguins might be birds. But they can’t fly sweetie

@gabriel-thetea-of-god

[abel-the-commander]

// this is cute

//credits to succucrazy

[abel-the-commander]

How could anyone hate you, Abel? - Audrey

I don’t knoooow~

They don’t like my existence

[ted-audrey-blog]

Is this person named, Lute?

[abel-the-commander]

Yeaaaah I think dad doesn’t like me either. Sir Michael and Gabriel likes my existence. Sir Michael is happy about my work in army. And I think Sir Gabriel kinda adores my attitude and personality. So I think I’m not doing something wrong… Emily likes me too eheh

[abel-the-commander]

“I hate you….”

@lute-thereal-demonslayer

I knoow

[lute-thereal-demonslayer]

“I hope you die.”

[abel-the-commander]

Gasp*

What would my dad think of what you said…

Btw that is literally the reason why I’m here

[lute-thereal-demonslayer]

He’d agree with me because he likes me more.

[abel-the-commander]

Well good for you…

He stayed silent for a second

Well then should I summon him to ask? Oooor tell Sir Michael of this he showed each other with his hands situation??? Hmm?

[lute-thereal-demonslayer]

The archangel Michael doesn’t have time for your silly tantrums and shouldn’t you be training us?

[abel-the-commander]

… didn’t you want me dead just now??

Now you want me to train you?? Okay than you’re having a special training today

[abel-the-commander]

How could anyone hate you, Abel? - Audrey

I don’t knoooow~

They don’t like my existence

[abel-the-commander]

“I hate you….”

@lute-thereal-demonslayer

I knoow

[lute-thereal-demonslayer]

“I hope you die.”

[abel-the-commander]

Gasp*

What would my dad think of what you said…

Btw that is literally the reason why I’m here

[lute-thereal-demonslayer]

He’d agree with me because he likes me more.

[abel-the-commander]

Well good for you…

He stayed silent for a second

Well then should I summon him to ask? Oooor tell Sir Michael of this he showed each other with his hands situation??? Hmm?

[abel-the-commander]

“I hate you….”

@lute-thereal-demonslayer

I knoow

[lute-thereal-demonslayer]

“I hope you die.”

[abel-the-commander]

Gasp*

What would my dad think of what you said…

Btw that is literally the reason why I’m here

[abel-the-commander]

“I hate you….”

@lute-thereal-demonslayer

I knoow

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

Dad dad dad dad dad daaad~

“Uhhh… Abel ? Is that you kid?”

[abel-the-commander]

Daaaad I have a surprise for youuuu~

Ahahahah guess what it is, butch u caaaaaan’t

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

….hmmm…. Is it some ribs for me?

[abel-the-commander]

I knew you were gonna ask that -_-

He took a deep breath

But no. It’s a biggeeeeeer surprise

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

OH! Are we restarting the exterminations ?

[abel-the-commander]

NO. -_-

YOURE A GRANDPA NOW!!!!!! Horray!!!!

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

I was always a grandpa. Did you forget that all of mankind came form there nuts?!

[abel-the-commander]

Noooooo like this time, I’m becoming a father as an angel

He showed Adam the penguin*

Here’s your granddaughter

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

You gotta be fuckin kidding me right?

[abel-the-commander]

Noooooo~

She’s so cute and cuddly. You wanna try?

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

Dad dad dad dad dad daaad~

“Uhhh… Abel ? Is that you kid?”

[abel-the-commander]

Daaaad I have a surprise for youuuu~

Ahahahah guess what it is, butch u caaaaaan’t

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

….hmmm…. Is it some ribs for me?

[abel-the-commander]

I knew you were gonna ask that -_-

He took a deep breath

But no. It’s a biggeeeeeer surprise

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

OH! Are we restarting the exterminations ?

[abel-the-commander]

NO. -_-

YOURE A GRANDPA NOW!!!!!! Horray!!!!

[adam-thefuckin-firstman]

I was always a grandpa. Did you forget that all of mankind came form there nuts?!

[abel-the-commander]

Noooooo like this time, I’m becoming a father as an angel

He showed Adam the penguin*

Here’s your granddaughter