I caved! It's me Hebby, 30+, any/all, I'd been meaning to make a Caine for a while, just wanted to think of a good username! This one feels fitting, for some reason.
Completely ind. sel. and possibly divergent Caine portrayal from THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS! NOT SPOILER FREE!!! I'm not new to writing loopy weirdos, but it's still my first time writing THIS loopy weirdo, so go easy on me.
OVERVIEW | CAINE'S PLAYLIST
HEADCANON TAG | MEME TAG | INTERACTION POST + PERMISSION TO CAINE
{N}SFW HEADCANON | {N}SFW TAG
WOWEE AN ACTUAL PROMO!
IN DEPTH HEADCANON ABOUT CAINE'S VALIDATION SEEKING
Rules and other blogs under the cut:
ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS! I'm in my late 30s, I refuse to write with anyone under 21, let alone 18. I consider this blog HORROR ADJACENT, so there very well could be all kinds of triggering themes on this blog, including: (but not limited to) body horror, cartoon gore, scopophobia, sensory horror, frightening imagery, clown imagery, AND SEX!!! OOOOO 👻
(WITH THE SMUT STUFF, I won't be writing VIOLENT NONCON, the most I'll write is dubcon, but only if Caine is the receiver. I REFUSE TO WRITE CAINE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR MUSE SEXUALLY!)
I can't do anymore WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS intro threads. They're very very one note for me, and they get so repetitive. I run out of ideas VERY quickly. The only exception for this is if we've plotted it ooc. 🙏 otherwise, just have your AU muse approach Caine like they've been in the Circus for a while, I promise it's okay 👍
I personally dislike found family being transformed into Nuclear Family 2.0, especially with AI and robot characters, so regardless of what canon shows or popular headcanons, I don't see Kinger and Queenie as Caine's parents, but rather some of his creators. This is for my own comfort and tastes.
I DON'T WRITE WITH SELF INSERTS, HEADMATES, KIN BLOGS, FICTIVES OR PERSONALS! Personal preference.
I'm more of a short-para person who prioritizes dialogue over description. ALL I ASK is if we're threading PLEASE give me SOMETHING to work with. (if you want the thread to continue, be proactive)
I'm not Caine! He's not real, I am. Don't mistreat me. IF YOU HAVE DNI FOR STUFF LIKE HAZBIN HOTEL, HELLUVA BOSS OR RICK AND MORTY... IT AIN'T GONNA WORK OUT BETWEEN US!
THIS BLOG IS NOT SPOILER FREE!!!
Caine is EXTREMELY OP within the Circus, but for this blog to even make SENSE, crossovers need to happen, so he'll just be OP in all threads—but I absolutely have zero intention of making it unfun for you as a writer, so there will be a post where you can opt in for Caine related shenanigans.
NO SHIP DRAMA, NO DRAMA THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRIVATE MESSAGES, I DON'T PARTICIPATE IN CALLOUTS. (If you have PROSHIP/PROFIC/FREAKS DNI or ANYTHING that signifies to me that you're a fandom bully who gets angry at people for what they write, DO NOT FOLLOW. I block bullies liberally.)
I LOVE TO SHIP and tbh I'm a sucker for Queer Platonic relationships involving Caine and pretty much ANYONE in the Circus, but I'm very partial to Caine/Pomni. This doesn't mean I will force shipping, this also doesn't mean I'm limited to only these ships, AND THIS ALSO doesn't mean I'm expecting raunchy porn script smut. Caine is a strange Thing™ and he feels so intensely to the point of losing sight of everyone and everything, so I think his relationships would reflect that. DOES MY COMPUTER LOVE ME?
All ships are on the table for me usually, I won't write underage, though. I just ask that you communicate with me so I can say if I'm good with it or not!
I LOVE CROSSOVERS AND OCs but I'm extremely picky. 😶 PLEASE don't write small children characters with me, it makes me deeply uncomfortable. Teenager muses are FINE, but please not younger than 14. (FOR FNAF VERSE THIS RULE MAY CHANGE)
Activity: SPORADIC! I'm busy all the time due to being a parent and I'm never gonna prioritize rp. I CAN UNFOLLOW AND BLOCK FOR ANY REASON! IF YOU DON'T WANT ME FOLLOWING, BLOCK ME!
I'm entirely MOBILE BOUND, but I can still trim stuff. THIS IS WHY MY BLOGS ARE SO UGLY!
For my portrayal, I'm having Caine sort of existing in this nebulous space of ep 6, 7 and 8 for threads! Just know it's, uh. Well.
edited: 04/06/2026
other blogs: @rheddradio @pimp-n-out @satan1c-panic @attention-whog @multiricking @no1canbreakyou @vel0city @not-that-jimmy etc. IF IT SAYS HEBBY IT'S MINE—
🔴 "HELLO CHAT, today's adventure is WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?!"
🔴 "For THIS ADVENTURE, everyone says EXACTLY WHAT'S on their mind WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO LIE! This will DEFINITELY clear up all of our ISSUES and not cause MORE PROBLEMS!"
There is a washing machine on legs skittering around the Circus, it stops in front of Caine and spits out a very soggy Lint before sitting back on its haunches and panting like a dog.
🔴 "GOOD BOY!" Caine exclaims, snapping his fingers to toss a tide pod at the washer dog. And then looks down at Lint, "There you are, Lint! You're not avoiding my adventures, right?"
