fucks to suck

Amber // 21 // USA // lesbianing and loving bears// inactive 😘

[lesbianrozanov]

jack’s struggle between “bitty please don’t ever get hurt again i love you so much baby i’m worried” and “hockey = hot, bitty = hot, bitty + hockey = hottest” is truly iconic and i love him

[birlcholtz]

WILLIAM J. POINDEXTER WENT FROM BEING A TINY FROG BALL OF RAGE CAUSING INTERPERSONAL PROBLEMS TO:

A) FIXING THE ENTIRE HAUS SINGLEHANDEDLY

B) LEARNING HOW TO CARRY ON BITTY’S BAKING TRADITION

C) UPHOLDING SMH FINES SO HE CAN REDIRECT THEM INTO IMPROVING THE HAUS BEYOND JUST PATCHING THINGS BACK TOGETHER

D) CREATING MORE LIVING SPACES IN THE HAUS

E) ACTUALLY BECOMING FRIENDS WITH NURSEY (GOOD ENOUGH FRIENDS THAT NURSEY BELIEVES HE WOULD BE A GOOD CAPTAIN!!)

F) STILL BEING A FROG BALL OF RAGE CAUSING INTERPERSONAL PROBLEMS BUT A BIGGER FROG AND THE PROBLEMS ARE WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BITTY

G) BECOMING AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE SAMWELL MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM WHEN AT FIRST HE WASN’T EVEN SURE HE WAS GOING TO GO TO SAMWELL

H) B E I N G V O T E D C A P T A I N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[samwellgalpal]

nothing but respect for MY captain

[oatdog-deactivated20241018]

based on this post

[abermb]

everyone be quiet. I'm thinking about erique.

[abermb]

toothless bitty kicked my ass and stole 3 dollars from my wallet in the denny's parking lot

[abermb]

(taps mic) hello?????

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I forgot about high school……. Like completely forgot I ever attended

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[allsadnshit]

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

Men can’t write horror because they’re too focused on all the gross ways they can dehumanize women.

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

[kibutsug]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kitty]

[babyanimalgifs]

[unclefather]

Smooth criminal

[coldbrewlesbian-deactivated2020]

chuck e cheese google reviews are a freakin gold mine

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

Y'all better be drinking water.

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

Me, being led to the guillotine: so, no head?

[humorstar]

Dog: what you mean the sand is too sand?

by obviousplant (IG)