Hot takes why Bruce Wayne should be the Youngest Justice League Founding Member
Nobody would suspect it. Batman always comes across as so sure and authoritative - he must be at least 37 or so
Meanwhile, Bruce is actually 23 and just took in a nine-year-old
And Robin in turn just makes people think he’s older because if that’s his kid - well, then he’s got to be old enough to be a dad
You’ve got Diana as the oldest and Bruce as the youngest and they’re both the only ones with any braincells
Every time Batman gets a meme, people assume it’s because of Robin and yeah, that’s partially true, but he’s also a millennial
It’s gets better with every kid he adopts
Diana is probably the first to actually know his age but it doesn’t matter much to her
Clark, however, freaks out.
“Yes. How is that more relevant than the fact that I’m Bruce Wayne and therefore can get intel on the kryotonite smuggling ring?”
“You have a teenage son. You’re younger than me!”
“Only by six years, Clark. Now could we please focus-“
Barry and Hal would straight up not believe it.
Hal’s the last to know. He just walks into the meeting room, Bruce unmasked, and is all “who tf are you? Bruce Wayne? Who is that- what do you mean you’re 27?”
Just give me Tired 23 Year Old Bruce having Old Man Vibes
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