abel

I voted for Martin Van Buren.

[goth-queen]

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

[ruinedchildhood]

Pretty fun weapon to draw

[thecollectibles]

Art by Kim Jaehyun

[pjackk]

Would anyone like to support my life style or am i to freakish and strange

[feefal]

Seraph in the headlights

[its-emimi]

[1five1two]

[achillesinhighheels]

[midasmemo]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Jeremy Paillotin

[thecollectibles]

Art by Killian Prevost

[abethemouse]

You know shits bad when I’m back on Tumblr

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[ruinedchildhood]

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: you can avoid midlife crisis by literally simply just skipping it. Straight-up just skip being middle-aged. Once I turned 30 and aged out of the "young adult" bracket, I skipped straight into being a weird little old man. Record youngest bizarre old geezer in generations. Now if I'm lucky and play my cards right, I've got like 80 or 90 years of being a weird lttle old man left in me. If I manage to do a hundred, I'm going to start telling people that the secret to living to 130 is that I ate an entire pine cone every single day.

That, or that I can't die because heaven isn't taking me and the devil owes me money so he's avoiding me.

[ruinedchildhood]

[bubblegum-gf]

*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians

[homunculus-argument]

The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.