Abby the Cat @abigailselinafuzzbutt - Tumblr Blog

Stop "booping" my "toe beans". I should be feared!!

Even while being *ahem* babied...

I am still glorious! Bow before me!!

Oh, you think this is your bed? Ahahaha!

That's cute.

*gross, loud slurping sounds*

At first I am dashing!

And then I am aslumber.

I am the silent huntress. I shall never be spotted...

Perfect time for an afternoon nap!

I gaze up lovingly. If I play my cards right, I'll get extra treatos...

I clean myself sooo delicately ~❤️

I curl up all comfortable like in the middle of the bed. For some reason, Mother seems to not like this.

My paw is very soft and wonderful. No wonder everyone wishes to *ahem*... boop it.

I crumch on the cardboard with my sharp and scary teeth!

Yes, I am well aware my eyes are gorgeous.

I drape myself over you like the inanimate cushion you are.

You protest? HUSH. Cushions cannot talk.

Finally, my humans understand how beautiful I look and attempt to replicate it.

Hmm. Merry Christmas, humans. I hope you enjoy the gift I left you: a dead lizard.

I enjoy these trees. I order you to keep them up forever.

Abby the Cat