I'm the best man I told you that

I like cheese and it tastes good but only on Thursdays at 7:54 pm with a side of lemons and a biscuit. MN

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nl]

[thebootydiaries]

[popiscle-deactivated20150726]

trying to comfort a friend

[docearei]

[thetomska]

[unit-02]

[justbadpuns]

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation..

[out-of-context-batfam]

Booster Gold #12

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hot damn Alfred

[clownarmy]

So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice

[bailesu]

Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.  

[stone-faced-sunset]

Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Batman can survive in Gotham on a no-killing principle through repeated fights with villains who have no such scruples because they all know that if they kill the Batman his butler is going to assassinate every last one of them with a shotgun.

[madammuffins]

I want to write this.

[scottishhellhound]

I’d read it

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[deadmutation]

[willygurl68]

Goals

[nyctosaurid]

it’s a tragedy that dinotopia was adapted as a weird gritty looking tv movie with bad cgi when it’s, without exaggeration, the most ghibli any book has ever been

[nyctosaurid]

hmm

[greenbaconsmoothie]

Oh these are some of illustrations my moms cult used to use as proof that dinosaurs and humans co-existed lol. Ill have to check out the book

[tricornking]

BaSCUUUUSE ME HWHAT??? WHAT CULT???

[possessedscholar]

[porterr-robinson]

[wrovv-deactivated20191106]

source: https://www.instagram.com/ponchan918/

[forever-memes]

Smart move

[cute-overload]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

a safe bird

[math-memes]