imagine getting absolutely BODIED by the president in public like this and having to continue on living
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imagine getting absolutely BODIED by the president in public like this and having to continue on living
in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him
and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming
why do villains always mess up so badly
Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……
Ta-Da!
Sard borken
calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous
S A R D B O R K E N
ah yes. this.
The post reappeared on my feed and it’s somehow made something great better
Mushrooms
my favorite characters
gay
in love with best friend to a wildly codependent degree
on god we gonna GET you a therapist bro
do it.
Plant Vine Patterned Dice Sets
URWizards on Etsy
I’m Baaaaaack ~
Gonna start again with some slave Hutt Slayer Leia.
#THIS IS CANON#no i do not take criticism#here comes the general#princess leia organa of alderaan first of her name savior of the galaxy and slayer of hutts
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
People wearing each other’s clothes is my jam.
Somewhere I wrote a thing where the first thing she does is appropriate a pair of Han’s pants with the red stripe on them and it’s a very good look for her.
Actually now I kinda want to write something where Boba Fett survives and Leia holds him at gunpoint on the sail barge and steals his clothes. Like, everything but the helmet, she’s respectful of Mandalorian tradition, but it doesn’t stop her from stealing the armor, he froze her boyfriend in carbonite, remember, and is thus at least partially responsible for her getting stuck in this bikini. She’ll send it back to him via Space UPS if he’ll send her a forwarding address.
Cue the galaxy’s most awkward truce as the trip back to Mos Eisley is taken by a speeder containing the whole Jabba’s Palace Heist Crew plus Boba Fett wearing only boxers, boots, and the helmet.
Cue them getting there early and happening across a random patrol of stormtroopers and they successfully pass themselves off as a bachelor party.
OH MY STARS PLEASE WRITE THAT THING
“Listen, pal, it was a hell of a party alright?”
A new journey and the kids
Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…
The Loneliness of Science Fiction
Interstellar (2014, dir. Christopher Nolan)
The Martian (2015, dir. Ridley Scott)
Annihilation (2018, dir. Alex Garland)
Blade Runner 2049 (2017, dir. Denis Villeneuve)
Arrival (2016, dir. Denis Villeneuve)
I sent my baby off to the army. They put him in the infantry.
failure anxiety really is psychological torture
you can't bring yourself to start any task because of the possibility that you'll fail to produce anything of value and end up not only having to confront the fact that you were never capable of doing it, but that you wasted time and energy trying. but every second you don't spend working on it your brain is screaming at you that you're losing valuable time and only increasing the probability of failure.
and every success you've had in the past does nothing to reduce your anxiety, and in fact only makes it worse, because you feel like you've given other people expectations of you that are impossible to meet, since as far as you're concerned all your previous achievements are the result of chance and not your abilities and skills.
The idea of Artemis having taken on the People’s limitations after picking up magic in book 5 is hilarious due to how it comes across to outsiders such as his classmates at Saint Barts.
Picture this: the slightly creepy kid who went missing for three years shows back up looking exactly the same age as when he disappeared. Suddenly he starts being weird about entering places without being invited in first. People seem to do what he wants for no reason, and his parents apparently do not even care/remember that they’d spent the past three years under the impression he was missing. He’s started to avoid the holy water at service. Important element to this: you go to a catholic school.
What assumption are you gonna make here
still not very secretly obsessed with “Mace Windu unfucks the timeline and takes Anakin Skywalker as his padawan while running bitter, bitter deadpan gallows-humor commentary” as a fic concept, really.
“I HAD A VISION AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO LISTEN TO THE VISION. Also I will not be explaining the vision. Also-also, dibs. Sorry, Jinn, too slow. You can get the next Chosen One.”
“RANDOMLY, ISN’T IT INTERESTING HOW A ZABRAK CAN SURVIVE BEING CUT ENTIRELY IN HALF? BETTER NOT DO THAT IF YOU EVER RUN INTO A HOSTILE ONE. THE GALAXY IS A FASCINATING PLACE.”
“Use the fucking buddy system, Qui-Gon. WE HAVE THE BUDDY SYSTEM FOR A REASON, QUI-GON.”
“Alright, kid, when the rest of the Council asks your ship ‘accidentally’ took off with the rest of the fleet, got it? Good. Get up there.”
“Today’s padawan homework: going to visit the creche and not coming back until you have a varied friend group of peers your own age who you can vent to/be influenced by throughout your impending teen years/apprenticeship, I do not care HOW LONG it takes or how old ‘your age’ is by the time you’re done, get going.”
“Politicians are the devil, padawan. Stay the hell away from politicians.”
“Good luck bodyguarding Senator Amidala, Master Jinn, why don’t you take Knight Kenobi with you. Anakin and I will be on Tattooine for the next several months for no particular reason.”
“Did I mention that politicians are the devil, padawan?”
“Hello, Mr. Lars, the Jedi Council has elected us to erect a very tall fence around your property as part of a community outreach program on behalf of the Order. Yes, it IS electric, very observant, Mrs. Lars. Oh excuse us please it looks like you might be under attack by raiders, let us take care of that for you.”
“Sorry, Supreme Chancellor, don’t know WHERE my padawan is today. I swear, I’ll lose my own hand next.”
my new years resolution is to flip off myself apparently
Bringing this back
I screenshotted it and it came up with “Believe in memes”
Date god
Flip off god
believe in ghosts
Flip. Off. God. Flip! Off! God!
one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying
foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent
background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off
also
This will never get old.
Kinda works