Calvin Smut Imagines

We aren't really that funny and are stuff is terrible but we've been running for a while and don't ask us for our real identities and shit

[abitofcalvin-smut]

sorry for being so inactive we may look for another admin -buttercup

[abitofcalvin-smut]

Tell Calvin to fuck me in the ass

@abitofclavin fuck this person in the ass -bubbles 

[abitofcalvin-smut]

Imagine💖💖

Calvin leaning in to kiss you and when he opens his eyes he finds out your true form which is a gremlin. He gets scared & pulls out scissors from his hair along with holy water and kills you and he then buries your body in the backyard. Then end😍😍❤️

[abitofcalvin-smut]

Hi I'm bubbles and I'm sleep deprived

[abitofcalvin-smut]

pLOT TWIST IM CALVIN

[abitofcalvin-smut]

I’m not I’m sorry I haven’t slept at all

[abitofcalvin-smut]

like it just turned 7am here and I haven't slept hahahahHAHAHAHAH -bubbles

[abitofcalvin-smut]

pLOT TWIST IM CALVIN

[abitofcalvin-smut]

I'm not I'm sorry I haven't slept at all

[abitofcalvin-smut]

pLOT TWIST IM CALVIN

[abitofclavin-deactivated2018101]

I'm stalking the smut page that people made of me on tumblr what is life

still #emo #emo #emo #emo

[abitofcalvin-smut]

You act as if we don't see this. r00d -bubbles

[abitofcalvin-smut]

omg plot twist Calvin is the one requesting the imagines/smuts

haHA OMG TRU -bubbles

[yelyahhair]

someone: omg someone should wake up Green Day ahaha

me: 

[iffangirlingwasasportiwouldbepro]

Green Day is trending on Tumblr, and normally that would be great news. However, it’s trending because it’s October 1st. Everyone is making up jokes about Wake Me Up When September Ends, and I’m so fucking pissed. That song is about Billie Joe’s father who passed away. It’s not supposed to be fucking funny. He’s said that he doesn’t like it and has asked people to stop. It pisses me off that eleven years after American Idiot came out, people still don’t seem to get this. Your jokes aren’t fucking funny. Please stop it.

[sandsvendor100]

GiveLikes If His Handsome

Reblog If His Dashing

Ignore If Your Want Maggot’s In Next Meal

[bobo543732]

Can’t risk it

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[br0nzed-beauty]

Me rn

[abitofcalvin-smut]

Calvin gets these little awkward boners so much you guys should actually turn them into a story

Uh I think bubbles got you on that one but idk I'll give it a shot I've been writing some in my notes so stay tuned

[abitofcalvin-smut]

you suck gotta zayn

😂😂😂😂 we know

[abitofclavin-deactivated2018101]

I'm stalking the smut page that people made of me on tumblr what is life

still #emo #emo #emo #emo

[abitofcalvin-smut]

Ty hun 💖

[rukia-oyama]

Kesha was being raped by her producer for 10 years straight and when she tried to push charges , her right to make music was taken away from her.now she is not only a victim of a disgusting crime but her career is at risk too, help kesha by joining the hashtag #FreedomForKesha, spread it and let us not just sit and watch , i don’t care if you like her music or not, she is still a human, no one deserves to be treated like this, everybody deserve love and respect .