Sorry! I know a lot of people follow me for my Chronological Phan series and I've been updating that very very slowly recently (as in, not at all) but never fear, I'm back!
We are on Nov 20, 2012
I THINK this is the first I've ever heard Dan talk about a friend from uni. I GENUINELY didn't think he had any. I very much got the impression he basically didn't go to class and barely spent time in the student housing so he had some people he talked to once or twice but not friends. Seems he had at least one.
31:35 - Dan talking about his Jaegerbombs in uni when it was still something that happened fairly recently.
32:44 - Yeah Dan, going out with student friends...not being an introvert with his boyfriend in their shared one bedroom apartment or anything
33:20 - Interesting that he called the Margherita blog a joke considering the two he actually did were his favorite dates with Phil. Maybe he realized that and decided it was a bad idea
35:25 - Dan calling Phil a "crazy bitch," which I'm SURE concerned some Phannies at the time, but now we know was the equivalent to Dan saying "my baby"
35:48 - yes the only reason neither of you are dating bryonny is because of Wirrow, of course
47:45 - a VIP lounge card you stole from Las Vegas. Second verse same as the first. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN VEGAS (someone please please ask at a pre-show, they have to answer honestly, now, right?) Also, it's in your bed because you don't sleep there, and I guess haven't since you got back FIVE months ago. Not surprising since it's basically a set but still.
53:48 - Why does "hello you" always sound SO romantic? Also, love how Dan asks if Phil's still sick as if he likely wasn't in the same room with him, probably cuddling before Dan started his live
53:59 - "DOG AIDS"???? I know it was the edgelord humor thing, but Phil was fucking alive as a gay child for the worst of the AIDS crisis, fucking hell. No matter how used to Dan's early humor I get, the AIDS jokes will never not throw me for a loop
54:23 - Dan who said he didn't want to get sick from Phil sits right next to Phil because...well, they share a fucking bed and Dan does not care about Phil germs, but like....he could have kept up the ruse for more than 2 seconds
54:45 - Phil tryign to stop Dan from using we/us/our when he wasn't actually doing that in the first place.
55:51 - Dan's very delayed reactio to phil coughing as being germy and gross
56:39 - I do not believe you, Dan, especially since we JUST established that you had something in your bed since July that you had no idea was there.
57:16 - Ah yes, vday leaked again less than two weeks ago, so now Dan has a crush on a random girl, of course
58:15 - Domestic convo about how much Phil hates camping
58:52 - Dan on a mission to remind us he "likes girls" at least once a minute while sat next to Phil
59:53 - Something Phil would never do cause then Dan would moan on live and that would be bad
1:10:40 - Dan continuing to call his stomach pain "period cramps"
And that's that.
Wow that was a lot. I didn't think this would be an interesting live, but it was.
Until next time!















