Abnormality Events

Care for an Abnormality in these trying times?

[abnoevents]

I have an abno event idea for my boy, just fucking, chuck Whitenight at him (I am the sevi-office-4th person btw

I will cook.

[abnoevents]

You should put Abnormality Events on random posts around tumblr for the funny

[camellia-office]

Hey I found this really neat abnormality over in hell that gave me a blood pack that never runs out of blood, you want it?

If yes, expect it in your office in 1 hour, if not too bad I already sent it lol

Its in the small red box

Thank you very much for your donation to Camellia Office, we appreciate it greatly. -Daie

[abnoevents]

(NO IMAGE AVAILABLE)

A snowy landscape that stretches far into the horizon, devoid of any warmth...

A pillar of smoke draws your attention. Upon approaching, you find what looks to be a carbonized corpse.

"...Cold..."

Much to its own dismay, it is very much alive. Despite its appearance and the smoke, it shivers and shivers, as if suffering from the coldest of colds.

"...Set me...ablaze...please..."

"The warmth...I need it...I beg of you...light me on fire..."

The creature begs so, praying before you to grant its wish.

> Pull out a lighter, and ignite the wood near it.

Flip a coin. Earn a trinket if Heads.

> Look for something that can start a fire.

Flip a coin. Earn a trinket if Tails.

> Ignore its pleas.

You'll feel bad later.

[abnoevents]

Alr, asking because I think i'd be fun for my boy (@sevi-office-4th) to come across an Abno from Lobotomy Corporation

Noted. The horrors will come in due time.

[abnoevents]

Is it only Limbus abnormalities you do encounters for or will you also do encounters for abnormalities from Lobotomy Corporation

I could potentially come up with encounters for Lobotomy Corporation ones (especially, ones that haven't been featured in Walpurgisnachts). It's easier to work with Limbus Company ones for obvious reasons, though.

[abnoevents]

Blood! BLOOD!

- @begging-yearning-starved-roses

You're on cooldown, Four-hundred Roses.

Someone got Carmilla already.

[coralineqna]

~enjoy the bees~

*a swarm of 500 Blue orchard mason bees descend upon you*

ohholyshit--

( lots of bees for coraline..wraow. )

[abnoevents]

A giant lizard-like thing with the cold skin of a machine stands before us.

Its long tail, shaped like the human hand, bends in all directions before straightening to point at me.

"The heavenly commander is who I serve."

"It is the duty of the commander's servant to follow commands."

"Tell me what you command."

> I command death.

> I command life.

> Don't command anything.

[coralineqna]

the sinner is shocked by the sudden event.

..... .. . .

the sinner commands life.

[abnoevents]

(Coin flipped. Face: Tails. Check failed.)

I command life to it.

"...Your command is understood. However-"

"I do not detect any sense of purpose in your voice. You are speaking without knowing why the command is to be made."

"You will be punished for giving meaningless commands."

It took away the glowing things that had been collected.

...

Whatever money you had, you lost some.

[lct-carmilla]

Enjoying your role as manager? Dante and Jante seem to be having a time.

"...It proves an interesting challenge, given the assortment of personalities that I have to deal with."

[ask-executive-manager-jane-doe]

I can confirm

[lct-carmilla]

"For you, as well? I suppose that would come from wrangling multiple people at once."

[abnoevents]

This flower was once a rose that could have been tiny and beautiful.

But now, the blood it holds gives off a cruel smell.

Drinking and growing giant, it sucked in blood that overflowed from a spring.

Without an end.

It greedily gobbles up the stream of blood with its branched roots.

> Plug the spring to stop it from drinking blood.

> Break the spring's entryway to let more blood out.

> Feed it the blood of your colleagues.

[lct-carmilla]

...Well.

Suppose she knows what that's like, to continue to feast, though, it was never enough. Carmilla breaks the springs entryway to let the blood flow.

[abnoevents]

When the spring's entryway was broken, the blood that must've belonged to someone in the past flows like a waterfall and onto the rose.

As if overjoyed, the rose waves its roots and lies in the pool of blood.

Like that, the rose drooped low and sank into blood.

At the center, a small flower bloomed.

Could this be its reward? You carefully pick it up.

[lct-carmilla]

Enjoying your role as manager? Dante and Jante seem to be having a time.

"...It proves an interesting challenge, given the assortment of personalities that I have to deal with."

[ask-executive-manager-jane-doe]

I can confirm

[lct-carmilla]

"For you, as well? I suppose that would come from wrangling multiple people at once."

[abnoevents]

This flower was once a rose that could have been tiny and beautiful.

But now, the blood it holds gives off a cruel smell.

Drinking and growing giant, it sucked in blood that overflowed from a spring.

Without an end.

It greedily gobbles up the stream of blood with its branched roots.

> Plug the spring to stop it from drinking blood.

> Break the spring's entryway to let more blood out.

> Feed it the blood of your colleagues.

[abnoevents]

Oh also, could I maybe get an ancounter?

Sounds of heavy rocks scraping against each other.

What looked like palms are made of black rocks.

At the tip of the fingers attached to the palms are smaller palms and smaller fingers.

It reaches out with the hand of the hand.

> Shake hands.

> Push the hand away.

^ Pride/Envy Advantage. Pass to gain a Charge E.G.O. Gift.

[wutheredviolet-deactivated20260]

Cathy at first takes a step back from the Abnormality but upon seeing it reach out with the hand of its hand she'd hesitantly reach out to shake it. Surely that was what the abnormality wanted, right? Only one way to find out, besides, she was sure that if she'd made the wrong choice she'd quickly figure it out, either through combat or needing to be rewound.

[abnoevents]

(Flipped coin. Face: Heads. Check passed.)

To shake hands... is to share the solitude.

The hand was neither warm nor supple, but you held onto it for a long, long time.

Hoping that this little gesture has filled its hands, its loneliness, even a little.

You heal 15 SP.

[abnoevents]

Oh also, could I maybe get an ancounter?

Sounds of heavy rocks scraping against each other.

What looked like palms are made of black rocks.

At the tip of the fingers attached to the palms are smaller palms and smaller fingers.

It reaches out with the hand of the hand.

> Shake hands.

> Push the hand away.

^ Pride/Envy Advantage. Pass to gain a Charge E.G.O. Gift.

[ask-executive-manager-jane-doe]

MANAGER ESQUIRE, MINE TEDDY BEAR HATH BEEN STOLEN

@shewhooncegripped @lcbyuri @wutheredviolet @painterly-flames @paintingofaspringsolstice @queequeg08

OKAY, WHO TOOK @untilthedreamends ' TEDDY BEAR. It's important.

[painterly-flames]

Not I. You know my distaste for "cutesy" things.

[abnoevents]

A teddy bear suffers from having nails lodged into its body.

The bloodstains decorating it

are a telling sign of all the time it spent in pain.

The holes where its eyes should be are empty.

Nothing but dry red marks remain inside.

In spite of that, it stands with its arms wide,

endeavoring to fulfill its duty of giving hugs.

> Remove the nails.

> Bandage its wounds.

[ask-executive-manager-jane-doe]

...

Jante carefully bandages the poor bear's wounds. Removing the weapon too early could cause further blood loss, after all.

'There there...'

She softly coos

[abnoevents]

You applied bandages

to the holes in its chest.

Blood leaks and saturates them.

The wound still seems sore.

You gave it some extra dressing,

making sure that it’ll last a good while.

All Allies healed for 10 HP.

Identities with Lust Sin Affinity Attack Skill heal 10 HP.

[coralineqna]

~enjoy the bees~

*a swarm of 500 Blue orchard mason bees descend upon you*

ohholyshit--

( lots of bees for coraline..wraow. )

[abnoevents]

A giant lizard-like thing with the cold skin of a machine stands before us.

Its long tail, shaped like the human hand, bends in all directions before straightening to point at me.

"The heavenly commander is who I serve."

"It is the duty of the commander's servant to follow commands."

"Tell me what you command."

> I command death.

> I command life.

> Don't command anything.

[ask-executive-manager-jane-doe]

MANAGER ESQUIRE, MINE TEDDY BEAR HATH BEEN STOLEN

@shewhooncegripped @lcbyuri @wutheredviolet @painterly-flames @paintingofaspringsolstice @queequeg08

OKAY, WHO TOOK @untilthedreamends ' TEDDY BEAR. It's important.

[painterly-flames]

Not I. You know my distaste for "cutesy" things.

[abnoevents]

A teddy bear suffers from having nails lodged into its body.

The bloodstains decorating it

are a telling sign of all the time it spent in pain.

The holes where its eyes should be are empty.

Nothing but dry red marks remain inside.

In spite of that, it stands with its arms wide,

endeavoring to fulfill its duty of giving hugs.

> Remove the nails.

> Bandage its wounds.

[der-riflemainn]

puts an aleph in your containment unit (you can pick which one it is)

@d-03-109-adoration hii

[d-03-109-adoration]

It appears you've been given that green substance again.

Why me?

[der-riflemainn]

i idontlike the kthers❌

[abnoevents]

Stars glow blue in the dark.

Looking at them up close, those weren't actually stars.

It was a person waving their arms with blue marbles in their hands.

"These are stars."

The person claims what they're holding are stars.

As if they read my mind and knew what I was thinking.

> Tell them those are marbles

> Agree that they are stars

[der-riflemainn]

mf those are marbels what are you talking abuot

// @d-03-109-adoration join the thread here :3

[abnoevents]

(Flipped coin. Result: Tails. Check failed.)

We told the person that the things in their hands are just blue marbles.

"You sound pretty confident. Do you know what a star is in the first place?"

"Speckles of light floating in the dark. That's what we call stars."

They gently wave the marbles in their hands.

"Stars are what's in your mind. So these blue marbles are stars."

As the upright manner of speech was about to be etched on the heart, they disappeared, telling us they'll 'go to the blue star'.

It feels like we've learned an important truth.

[der-riflemainn]

puts an aleph in your containment unit (you can pick which one it is)

@d-03-109-adoration hii

[d-03-109-adoration]

It appears you've been given that green substance again.

Why me?

[der-riflemainn]

i idontlike the kthers❌

[abnoevents]

Stars glow blue in the dark.

Looking at them up close, those weren't actually stars.

It was a person waving their arms with blue marbles in their hands.

"These are stars."

The person claims what they're holding are stars.

As if they read my mind and knew what I was thinking.

> Tell them those are marbles

> Agree that they are stars