They Found My Body... Not My Head

Executive Manager of the Limbus Company Bus Division...or at least one of them. [ran by @cookies-super-secret-blog]

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hello.

I am Penny Lamb, Jane Doe, or Dante, "Dolly", "Dollface", "Creepy fucking thing with the pitch black eyes". Many names for me... none of which I'm sure are mine.

As for now, I am the manager of an interesting group of people. They've advised I make this 'blog', saying it might help...with my 'condition.'

My "sinners":

@lcbyuri

@wutheredviolet @leavebehindmywutheringheights

@shewhooncegripped

@untilthedreamends

@painterly-flames

@memoriesofcamellias

@revolutioninwhite

@paintingofaspringsolstice

@queequeg08

@longingforhertoreturn

@lamareeetlerivage

There are more, but they do not have 'blogs'. This is okay.

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How do you ride a cyclone?

Hmmm… I saw a movie where someone was riding a bicycle inside a tornado, is it like that?

- lcb-hamlet

No... that is a cyclone, not The Cyclone. The Cyclone Rollercoaster Disaster took with it six victims- six teenagers. "Our six saints", the newpaper called them. All robbed of individuality by a freak tragedy. In an act of divine pity, one girl miraculously survived- but her name and face were not spoken to her, nor did any mirror reflect them. For her head remained missing, a porcelain prosthesis in its stead... when a company offered to find the body her long-missing head.

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Do you think you could drive this bus better than Finn?

No, I do not possess a license...

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the girl they forgot

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"Just John and me, eternally... Jane Doe."

Base EGO for my sinner!jane !!!

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Missy Dolly Doe, are your eyes aaaall black or are they hollow? And do you have a fleshy head or it made of something else? I wanna know! (0w0)?

- lcb-hamlet

There's... nothing inside my head but the black velvet in the back of my "eyes". Such is the prosthesis I bear.

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I did the meme

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Hands you lunacy.

Lunashy...

Thank you!

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//OOC

//Your character design is absolutely striking! I love it to death!

// Thank you so much!!!!!! Jane Doe is my blorbo ever I'm glad you like their design!!!!

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Jane Doe Sinner Icon!

I think I'm clever //

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// I'm playing Jane Doe as a sinner in a campaign! So uhh expect sinner!jane art more often ig//

shhhh don't tell them about the kit~

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EGO!

[rodion-lbc9]

hi hi hi hi hi hi hiiiiiiii have gift

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alllllllll forrr youuuuuuu

@ryoshu-lcb-art @ticktock-redclock @honglcblu @fixerofjustice @faustknowsnone @heathonthecliff @ungezieferkaisertheoutcast @knightoflamanchaland

Dinner is on me~!! You each get one and i get all the rest fuhu!!

[heathonthecliff]

GOD SAVE THE KIIIINGGG!!

Eugh is that a bloody finger? Oi Rodya! Where did you order these scrumptious consumable munchy hamburgers??

GOOGLE WHERE DO RUSSIANS ORDER BURGERS

REDDIT IS IT NORMAL IF A BURGER GOT FINGERED

DANTE @ticktock-redclock HELP!

[ticktock-redclock]

< Wha-?! What do you want me to do? Make clock sounds at it!? >

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Such is Burgers

[gregorbud]

Dante had a dream where everyone was babies.

They did? That sure is a weird dream. But at least it was just a dream, huh?

[justanotherdeckhand]

Did someone fuck with my profile as a prank? Haah... I'm gonna kill Heathcliff...

[gregorbud]

What if it wasn't Heathcliff?

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My sinners... all labubus... for but a day.

[paintingofaspringsolstice]

XICHUNNN~!!! I’m engagedddd~!!! Are you willing to help me find Queequeg so you two can help me decide on a wedding dress? :3

@leavebehindmywutheringheights

I'm not sure how interested she'll be... This feels like a waste of effort. Ceremony means nothing unless it's a political marriage.

[leavebehindmywutheringheights]

( • ▽ • ) ;;;;;

So. That’s a no…?

[paintingofaspringsolstice]

I'll help. 蠢货.

[leavebehindmywutheringheights]

Oh! YAY!!!

(Catherine claps her hands excitedly.)

[paintingofaspringsolstice]

This is stupid.

[leavebehindmywutheringheights]

C’moooon~ you’ll just rate how good the dress looks on me!

[paintingofaspringsolstice]

Then just wear the dress. Marriage ceremonies are an archaic scam and only serve to advance political gain. Hosting a wedding is going to be a huge waste of time. You're just gonna show off.

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Dresses?

[leavebehindmywutheringheights]

you can still marry heathcliff yannow

...wait. You’re right.

@ask-executive-manager-jane-doe DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO MARRY HEATHCLIFF!?!?!

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As long as this isn't against contract???

I would also like to attend the wedding.