AnasAbdin
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@abodeheld
>Reed: Examine the ashen papers.
This will be a real pain to clean up, but you know your SIS sure isn't gonna be the one to- WHAT’S THAT??
It looks like your copy of the SBURB ALPHA LAUNCH has been HORRIBLY BURNED .
>Reed: Make sure the disc is still playable.
>Reed: Examine stove.
OH MY GOODNESS SOMETHING IS ON FIRE IF YOU HADN’T SEEN THAT THE WHOLE HOUSE MIGHT’VE BURNT DOWN.
You turn the burner off, somehow managing to put the fire out.
>Reed: Examine the ashen papers.
> Reed: Look for the mail.
You look around. There’s no telling where the mail could be. But wait..
What is THAT?
> Reed: Examine stove.
> Reed: Abscond.
That was a close one.
Of course, though, you dropped your SIS’ copy of ‘Once Bitten, Twice Shy’ when you fled the scene.
You now take refuge in your KITCHEN, where your SIS keeps the mail.
> Reed: Look for the mail.
> Reed: Put book down before your Sis shows up.
You decide to put this monstrosity back where you – WOAHGOODGOSHWHATTHEHECKWHEREDIDSHECOMEFROM!??
> Reed: Abscond.
> Reed: Read ‘Once Bitten, Twice Shy’.
> Reed: Put book down before your Sis shows up.
> Reed: Examine living room.
Okay, she doesn’t appear to be in here either.
Looks like the KEYS to her CAR are here though, sitting next to a fresh copy of that book that just came out, which means she can’t be too far.
>Reed: Read ‘Once Bitten, Twice Shy’.
> Reed: Sneak down hallway.
You tip-toe past your SIS' studio. You've never been in there, but you cannot begin the imagine the VAMPIRIC ABOMINATIONS that haunt the walls inside.
> Reed: Survey living room.
>Reed: Leave room.
You peek out into the HALLWAY first, to see if your SIS is lurking around anywhere...
Nope, the coast seems to be clear.
The only things around here having to do with your SIS are her ROOM, STUDIO, and this POSTER advertising a CRAPPY VAMPIRE ROMANCE NOVEL that came out today.
But you have more important matters to attend to!
> Reed: Sneak down hallway.
>Reed: Look out window.
It would appear that the mail hasn’t arrived yet. Either that or your Sis got it already and it’s sitting somewhere in the house; waiting for you to grasp it’s papery edges.
>Reed: Leave room.
>Reed: Open Message.
>Reed: Look out window.
>Reed: Open Pesterchum.
Only one of your CHUMS is logged in. He’s sent you a message.
>Reed: Open message.
>Reed: Examine desktop.
You love your desktop. It’s a sweet picture of SPACE you found somewhere on the INTERNET.
Your desktop is also littered with various SHORT STORY FILES. You don’t think you’re great at writing, but it’s something you love to do.
Your PESTERCHUM application is flashing.
>Reed: Open Pesterchum.
>Reed: Re-enter password.
You’re not entirely sure what your PASSWORD means, but you like it so you've decided not to change it.
>Reed: Examine desktop.
>Reed: Enter password.
Of course that wasn’t it! That is just silly. You know what your PASSWORD is so why don’t you just enter it??
>Reed: Re-enter password.
>Reed: Examine message.
You sit down at your COMPUTER. You spend a lot of your time here. Looks like it’s locked, though. You need to put in a PASSWORD.
>Reed: Enter password.
>Reed: Drink coffee.
That is not coffee you fartnugget!! It’s tea! And besides, you’re not thirsty right now and you don’t want to get your SYLLADEX wet, so the TEA stays.
You hear a notice coming from your computer. You’ve got a message.
         >Reed: Examine message.