Feb 19, 2017
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> John: Examine incoming message.
Global warming was invented by the powers-that-be to distract everyone from that time they cancelled Firefly.
Sarah: Kinda weird that these posters and signs use English lettering sometimes.
Inf_Obs: Yes, there's micro-organisms that've been programmed to rearrange the language center of any brain to universally comprehend any language.
Sarah: Wait, what? So they're just like, going into my body and restructuring it?
Inf_Obs: Yes, they're extremely common. The only known side effects in any species is nausea and headaches. Additionally, there's micro-organisms restructuring your immune system to ensure immunity to common alien diseases.
Sarah: That's,,, pretty invasive. Wouldn't I need to sign off on something like that? What if there's unknown side effects in humans?
Inf_Obs: Boarding this ship automatically binds your soul to a contract. You have already consented to all low-grade micro-organistic alterations.
Sarah: 'All?' What else is there?
Inf_Obs: Well, other types of micro-organisms built to restructure bodies exist, but none of them are present here.
