[thebootydiaries]

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

[daysei-deactivated20190824]

i love this

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[humorstar]

me trying to be like her

[plumslices]

[danceswithphantoms]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[997]

Baguette iPhone Case ($175) Baguette, resin, plastic, rubber and dummy iPhone 8 Bailey Hikawa 2019

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

oh it :) its for

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

french girls make do

[toastbutteregg]

[goth-aunt]

[catchymemes]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

honestly i think we should just start reacting to people without masks like they reacted to socks in monsters inc

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

not to channel george orwell on main but nows the time to start keeping hammers next to every electrical device u own lol

[elpatron56]

last thing the device sees before I hammer it to death

[toastbutteregg]

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

[bubbabarnes-deactivated20210124]

I’m screaming

[teatops]

SDHSKSJHSJS I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

[pettycentral]

[astrodidact]

[brunhiddensmusings]

and ‘civil rights’ and ‘the value of human life’ and ‘children should not be sacrificed for the economy’

[bunnymaccool]

And ‘the Earth is round’ and ‘Nazis are bad’

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]