i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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i don't do bad sauce passes

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cherry valley forever
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$LAYYYTER
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i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember
Holly how long should i boil my noodles for
If you donât want to read the package directions Iâm going to tell you to boil them for about thirty minutes & enjoy my new meal (name of âWet Incidentâ)
i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow
The other perspective makes it funnier
where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"
here it is
The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.
straight men at the gym loooove to sound like theyâre getting the best dick of their lives
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost
At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if itâs the maidens again
gar field? thatâs not where theyâre supposed to be
ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,
oh wow⌠how sereneâŚ
just watched an interview with james ortiz (rockyâs puppeteer) where heâs like âthey were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasnât in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altarâ and what
don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels
Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
no one has ever survived having a crush. scientists donât believe it can be done
but i stay silly! *âsaid in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
âbut I stay silly!â
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers
Wait, it got better.
He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that itâs about 1600 pages long.
Itâs also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton