Give me death or give me head

The one that potentially gets you through Uni. Just not in the way you're thinking. (Part of @movingonup-rp)

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Minute Rice right after I woke him up to eat… Incase you were wondering what an axolotl yawning looks like!

[abottleofjohnny]

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low Anyway the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me, to me

[.....]

So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh baby, can't do this to me baby Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here

[abottleofjohnny]

The bed's getting cold and you're not here The future that we hold is so unclear But I'm not alive until you call And I bet the odd's against it all Save your advice, 'cause I won't hear You might be right, but I don't care There's a million reasons why I should give you up But the heart wants what it wants

[abottleofjohnny]

[abottleofjohnny]

Text: Johnny/Jack

Johnny: Haven’t seen your pretty face in two weeks now. Don’t answer calls, don’t answer texts....

Johnny: You probably fucked off after all huh? Vacation or working for daddy. Could have had the balls to fucking let me know at least

Johnny: [unsent]  I came to the stupid realization that I need you. Not just as a hole to stick my cock into or someone who pays for shit. Who would have fucking thought that waking up next to you would be something I would look forward to. Not to fucking mention your bitching when I wake you up because I’m bored but you’re trying to hide that smile that’s usually reserved for your swimming dicks or your mutt is directed at me as I’m playing with your hair. Talk about pathetic, right?

Johnny: [accidentally sent] Just. Fuck. I miss you.  

@dealoutthejack

[nova-the-husky]

hot day

[abottleofjohnny]

[abottleofjohnny]

wildchildcassie:

Private: You make me seem like some kind of friendless freak. That has more truth than you realise, Johnny, which is extremely sad. They said they could get over the ‘alternative’ fashion sense but you looked so much handsome beforehand. I guess, I don’t know…it’s more of a…when you called me it, when I got back, it kind of gave me hope that things would eventually be okay between us. That one day you’d stop hating me.

Private: Au contraire, mon chère. I do realize. It’s pretty much the image you have of yourself.  I can’t even fucking remember what I looked like before. But I might gonna get rid of the beard. And now? That hope still there?

[abottleofjohnny]

wildchildcassie:

Private: Well, whatever impression you gave them, they’re in love with you now still. Even if they did comment on your nipple piercings the other day. All the other beds and various other locations were fun. Shut up, I don’t get…flustered. It’s just nice hearing it sometimes.

Private: They were probably just glad you let someone in or whatever. I know. Once you’re hooked on me you stay hooked. That so. What did they say? Figured. Otherwise, you probably wouldn’t have done it. You’re welcome. So it’s something like nostalgia?

[abottleofjohnny]

                                                          I love you                                                               I do                                      I got a sentimental promise for you                                         Please don't go away, oh yeah                                         I was a high school atom bomb                                            Going off on the weekends                                      Smoking dope and mowing lawns                                          And I hated all the new trends

                                                 Looking for a cause                                           But all I got was Camouflage                            I'm hanging on a dream that's too dumb to die                                                    I feel like a Jell-o                                      Lost somewhere over the rainbow                                              I'm too scared to dream                                                  But too dumb to die 

[abottleofjohnny]

wildchildcassie:

Private: Boyfriends and girlfriends corrupt all the time. And it’s not like, well, it’s not like you were the one who actually led me to the hospital bed I was in the other week. That part of the corruption was all by my own hand. Some of the dates were pretty fun, though the playground dates were my favorite. And of course the Casablanca dates.

Private: Didn’t say they didn’t. But it’s usually not a fucking first impression to give anyone’s folk’s, Cas. Even I know that.  I just led you to all the other beds and then some. Of fucking course. You still get all flustered when I call you Ilsa 

[abottleofjohnny]

wildchildcassie:

Private: Parts of our relationship were normal. We did the whole ‘meet the parents’ routine, we went on dates…kind of. I mean, sitting in the playground is probably not considered a traditional date but I always liked it in that little tower.

Private: Yeah, I’m sure it’s normal that the folk’s meet the boyfriend while he’s corrupting their daughter. I’ll give you the dates, though. It’s not like we always ended up there. 

[abottleofjohnny]

wildchildcassie:

Private: Well, sometimes our interactions seem random. We don’t really have the most normal relationship.

Private: It would be more random if we had anything like a normal relationship. 

[abottleofjohnny]

wildchildcassie:

Private: Aww, I knew you had a soft spot for me.

Private: Way to make it sound like it’s fucking random

[abottleofjohnny]

wildchildcassie:

Private: Maybe you’re just projecting. It’s okay Johnny babe, I get it. It’s hard not to love me. 

Private: Never said I didn't.

Originally posted by hopefulfangirlblr

[abottleofjohnny]

wildchildcassie:

Private: Eh, tolerating isn’t the same thing as love. I cannot wait for my coupons on knitwear and cat food for my 6 kitties.

Private: Don’t lie to yourself, sweetheart. You can’t help but love me. Now we have reached the cat lady starter kit. Good to know

[abottleofjohnny]

wildchildcassie:

Private: Oh, I have plenty of things to say about their daddy. I know, I’m so fucking pleased I have my own equivalent now.

Private: Only good things of course. Like how much you love him.  Your senior citizen discounts are already waiting for you 

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