abracabazra: an investigation

please contact me or my assistant cheezbot with any info about magicians working under the names abracabazra, alabazam, bazracadabra or the incredible bazmataz

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[abracabazra]

Oh, Simon. You really have to stop this.

???? 

who’s simon?

never heard of him

[abracabazra]

PROOF OF REAL MAGIC

1) his hair always looks good - spelled perfect???

2)  doves at the pub that turned into fireworks??

3) he charmed all the old ladies at the retirement home into loving him and offering him tea and i never got offered tea :(

4) he makes things vanish into thin air! and then reappear! where do they go?

5) he repeatedly pulls flowers out of nowhere. what’s that about?

6) snow in august! 

7) his rabbit is so well trained that sometimes i think it’s a person who’s been turned into a rabbit that he’s taken hostage

8) DID I MENTION HIS HAIR?

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[abracabazra]

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INFO REQUIRED

please contact me if you know anything about a magician working under the name “abracabazra”