I'm Thot-odore

He/him | the sluttiest bioengineered trans boi in New York

[theonepunkasshole]

Intro post...I guess

My name is Theodore and I hope you find me interesting!

(No MAPs, proshippers, terfs, Nazis, fascists, racists, etc. Nsfw jokes and stuff like that are welcome, but nothing TOO r-rated. You feel me?)

[vigilantecore]

CHARLIE KIRK BIT IT

[rvllybllply2014]

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

[theonepunkasshole]

Hey theo.

Hey, bud- ... how did you know?

[theonepunkasshole]

Huh... well would you look at that

[fangsofwhite]

[theonepunkasshole]

hey, bingus, its now or never, scy got your idiot distracted long enough for you to get a word in

[Theo sighs as he glances at the mutant turtle, not breaking eye contact with him as the server walks by with the bottle he requested, taking it swiftly and calmly. He scoots a little closer and clears his throat.]

... hey... Prince...

[He says softly, trying out an old nickname.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, his hand tightening on his drink.] ...hi.

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo opens the bottle of whiskey and swirls it a little, all actions that he was sure would make a whiskey conoseur seize. He takes a glance inside the bottle and sighs, taking a swig.]

... I know I can make a lot of assumptions and guesses based on how I know you, but I don't want to give the impression that I know your feelings better than you do... even though I know how confused you can get with emotions, haha.

[bella-donnie9000]

[he frowns a little, staring down at his cup.] ...

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo's laughter and smile fade at the sight, causing him to mimic Donnie's demeanor.]

... so I'll just stick to asking questions... sound fair?

[bella-donnie9000]

..okay...

[theonepunkasshole]

... okay... do you...

[He pauses for a moment, trying to find the right phrasing.]

... think that... I see you differently?

[bella-donnie9000]

[he almost curls into himself, nodding quietly.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[His heart nearly shatters, and he instinctively moves closer but doesn't touch him yet, being mindful of Donnie's physical boundaries.]

Is that why you've been avoiding me... because you're afraid?

[bella-donnie9000]

[Another little nod.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo turns away to hide the pain on his face, heartbroken by Donnie's scared, ashamed behavior. Just then, he realizes the environment they're having this emotionally tense discussion: at the bar in the middle of a Halloween party. While most people are busy drinking alcohol, eating food, making out, or dancing oddly, there are some wandering eyes and confused expressions that are directed at both of them. He turns back to Donnie and leans in to softly whisper.]

... do you wanna have this conversation somewhere more private?

[bella-donnie9000]

..yes please..

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo quickly scans the party room, not finding a whole lot of quiet, solitary corners or anything. So, instead, he scans the party for anyone he might know lives here. Particularly Crollo, Scy, Big Mama, etc.]

[dragonbreakers07]

[Cro walks up, dressed in a play boy bunny suit.] Hey you okay?

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo perks up at the sound of Crollo's voice and turns to face him. He takes a quick minute to shamelessly check him out before getting right to business.]

Hey, man, can Donnie and I borrow your room?

[dragonbreakers07]

yeah of course! Just don't. wreck it.

[theonepunkasshole]

... if we were going to bang, I wouldn't have asked. That's way less fun. Now, keys, please.

[He holds out an open hand.]

[dragonbreakers07]

{he laughs, handing the keys over.]

[theonepunkasshole]

Thank you, we'll be back.

[He turns to Donnie again, gingerly holding out a hand for him to take and waiting patiently for them to either accept for refuse.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[...Donnie takes his hand, still staring at the floor.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[He gently wraps his fingers around Donnie's hand, feeling a flutter in his body. He couldn't resist taking his thumb and rubbing the back of Donnie's hand with it, smiling at him sweetly.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[he sees that donnie is blushing as he walks next to him.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[He refocuses on what he's trying to do, pulling Donnie along as he weaves between party guests. His risqué party outfit doesn't make him that subtle, but it does allow for him to move swiftly... while flaunting his assets~]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie is Not staring.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo doesn't care to notice if they are or not. He's focused on getting to that elevator, weaving within the crowd and catching it as it's closing. He pulls Donnie in and presses Crollo's floor. A few other rowdy party goers, probably planning to crash a room, jog up to the elevator. However, a single menacing glare from Theo advises them to just wait for the next one as the doors close, leaving the mutant super soldier/ninja alone.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[....]

[donnie leans into theo. just a little.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I didn't want them to be all loud in here.

[He explains under his breath with a soft chuckle.]

[bella-donnie9000]

...thank you.

[theonepunkasshole]

... of course...

[He says softly, daring to take a peek at Donnie out of the corner of his eye.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[he's shuffling his feet, his face dark with blush.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[In that moment, Theo realizes he's still holding his hand, causing his heart to skip a beat a little.]

... want me to let go?

[bella-donnie9000]

...please dont.

[theonepunkasshole]

Good, because I don't want to.

[He smiles softly before leaning against him, happy to feel his touch again.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie leans back, nuzzling a little.] ..im sorry.

[theonepunkasshole]

Save it until we get to the room.

[He responds softly before the doors open. He walks alongside them gently, not rushing him as they approach Crollo's room. He unlocks the door, opens it, and enters before shutting it behind him.]

There. Privacy.

[bella-donnie9000]

Th-Thank you..

[theonepunkasshole]

[He carefully walks over to the bed and sits him down next to him. He wraps an arm around his lower shell and pulls him in close, sitting in silence for a little bit just to enjoy being able to hold them again after so long.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie hugs him back, burying his face into his shoulder.] imsorry..

[theonepunkasshole]

Ssshh, sshh, it's okay.

[Theo whispers softly, pulling them closer and attempting to rub their shell only to be disrupted by their battle shell. So, he instead places his hand on the mutant's cheek, stroking it with a thumb.]

I'm not mad. I was never mad.

[bella-donnie9000]

....ppromise...?

[theonepunkasshole]

I promise. I... I honestly really enjoyed that night...

[bella-donnie9000]

...you did?

[theonepunkasshole]

Uhm, yeah??

[He says with a chuckle before looking at Donnie's face.]

Sugah, that was awesome!

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, giggling.] w-well thank you...

[theonepunkasshole]

Like, why would I be upset with you?

[bella-donnie9000]

..i dunno..

[theonepunkasshole]

Even if it wasn't one of the best drunk nights of my life, I would still love it.

[bella-donnie9000]

..Really? [he looks up at him with big eyes, a nervous smile on his face.]

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah... because I really fucking like you... [He says softly with a warm smile, eyes full of adoration.]

[bella-donnie9000]

You do?

[theonepunkasshole]

Yes! [He says enthusiastically yet softly as he turns in his seat to face Donnie, daring to raise a hand and cup Donnie's cheek.] I think you're amazing...

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, nuzzling into his hand.] thank you..

[theonepunkasshole]

Of course... [He says softly, rubbing Donnie's cheek with a thumb as he leans in a little, smiling fondly.]

[bella-donnie9000]

... [Donnie suddenly leans in and gives theo a quick lil smooch on the lips, then chirps, turning bright red and leaning away.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo's eyebrows raise in surprise as he sits there, a little dumbfounded. Then he starts to laugh, his cheeks red with fluster.] You've been wanting to do that for a while, huh?

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie is attempting to fully hide in his shirt collar.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I mean... I've been waiting years to kiss you... [He chuckles, reaching up to move the collar aside, laughing a little more when he sees Donnie's head a little in his shell.]

[bella-donnie9000]

,,,you have?

[theonepunkasshole]

Yes! Oh my god, you're so cute. [He chuckles before pulling Donnie in again and flopping back on the bed.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie melts into him, churring happily.] tthankyou..

[theonepunkasshole]

[He cups Donnie's cheeks and begins planting kisses all over his face.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie chirps loudly, stimming and giggling.] Theo-!!!

[theonepunkasshole]

[He then leans in close and whispers something to Donnie, a cheeky smile on his face.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnnie squeaks, leaning back to smack theo on the chest.] THEO.

[theonepunkasshole]

[He chuckles, lying still on the bed.] What? You were amazing... I even have the video to prove it.

[bella-donnie9000]

STOP-

[theonepunkasshole]

Alright, alright... [He rolls to lie flat on his back, staring up at the ceiling.] ... So... What is your opinion of Churro?

[bella-donnie9000]

...hes cute..

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah, he is. I think you'd like him a lot. He's not very bright, but he's super sweet. His whole thing about being interested in your tech and stuff wasn't just him being nice. He really does find you super cool.

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie smiles a little, fidgeting.] Okay.. Maybe sometime later.

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah, I understand...

[He says softly, rubbing Donnie's arms and back- well, battle shell- affectionately... he really doesn't want to pull away, but he feels terrible leaving Churro alone at a party in a completely strange environment while he technically emotionally cheats on him with Donnie since they're not officially a polycule as of right now.]

... well, I'm gonna get back to the party. Feel free to come join me, but I understand if you just want to hang out with others or go home. Regardless, I just want you to enjoy yourself, okay?

[He smiles warmly at Donnie as he sits up, feeling joy flood his body, knowing he has his prince back in his life.]

[bella-donnie9000]

Okay... [He hums quietly, pulling into himself a little.]

can I have a hug please?

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo doesn't hesitate. He yanks Donnie into a hug, picking him up and twirling around as he holds him like he'll float away if he doesn't.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[donnie snuggles into him, burying his face in his shoulder.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I've missed you... so much...

[He says very softly, squeezing him just a little more, not giving a damn about the metal pushing against his skin.]

[bella-donnie9000]

I missed you too...

[theonepunkasshole]

[They stay like that for what feels like an eternity, although it was actually a little less than a minute. Then he gently lowers him to the ground, holds his hand, and leads him out of Crollo's room to head back to the party.]

[theonepunkasshole]

hey, bingus, its now or never, scy got your idiot distracted long enough for you to get a word in

[Theo sighs as he glances at the mutant turtle, not breaking eye contact with him as the server walks by with the bottle he requested, taking it swiftly and calmly. He scoots a little closer and clears his throat.]

... hey... Prince...

[He says softly, trying out an old nickname.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, his hand tightening on his drink.] ...hi.

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo opens the bottle of whiskey and swirls it a little, all actions that he was sure would make a whiskey conoseur seize. He takes a glance inside the bottle and sighs, taking a swig.]

... I know I can make a lot of assumptions and guesses based on how I know you, but I don't want to give the impression that I know your feelings better than you do... even though I know how confused you can get with emotions, haha.

[bella-donnie9000]

[he frowns a little, staring down at his cup.] ...

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo's laughter and smile fade at the sight, causing him to mimic Donnie's demeanor.]

... so I'll just stick to asking questions... sound fair?

[bella-donnie9000]

..okay...

[theonepunkasshole]

... okay... do you...

[He pauses for a moment, trying to find the right phrasing.]

... think that... I see you differently?

[bella-donnie9000]

[he almost curls into himself, nodding quietly.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[His heart nearly shatters, and he instinctively moves closer but doesn't touch him yet, being mindful of Donnie's physical boundaries.]

Is that why you've been avoiding me... because you're afraid?

[bella-donnie9000]

[Another little nod.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo turns away to hide the pain on his face, heartbroken by Donnie's scared, ashamed behavior. Just then, he realizes the environment they're having this emotionally tense discussion: at the bar in the middle of a Halloween party. While most people are busy drinking alcohol, eating food, making out, or dancing oddly, there are some wandering eyes and confused expressions that are directed at both of them. He turns back to Donnie and leans in to softly whisper.]

... do you wanna have this conversation somewhere more private?

[bella-donnie9000]

..yes please..

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo quickly scans the party room, not finding a whole lot of quiet, solitary corners or anything. So, instead, he scans the party for anyone he might know lives here. Particularly Crollo, Scy, Big Mama, etc.]

[dragonbreakers07]

[Cro walks up, dressed in a play boy bunny suit.] Hey you okay?

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo perks up at the sound of Crollo's voice and turns to face him. He takes a quick minute to shamelessly check him out before getting right to business.]

Hey, man, can Donnie and I borrow your room?

[dragonbreakers07]

yeah of course! Just don't. wreck it.

[theonepunkasshole]

... if we were going to bang, I wouldn't have asked. That's way less fun. Now, keys, please.

[He holds out an open hand.]

[dragonbreakers07]

{he laughs, handing the keys over.]

[theonepunkasshole]

Thank you, we'll be back.

[He turns to Donnie again, gingerly holding out a hand for him to take and waiting patiently for them to either accept for refuse.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[...Donnie takes his hand, still staring at the floor.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[He gently wraps his fingers around Donnie's hand, feeling a flutter in his body. He couldn't resist taking his thumb and rubbing the back of Donnie's hand with it, smiling at him sweetly.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[he sees that donnie is blushing as he walks next to him.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[He refocuses on what he's trying to do, pulling Donnie along as he weaves between party guests. His risqué party outfit doesn't make him that subtle, but it does allow for him to move swiftly... while flaunting his assets~]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie is Not staring.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo doesn't care to notice if they are or not. He's focused on getting to that elevator, weaving within the crowd and catching it as it's closing. He pulls Donnie in and presses Crollo's floor. A few other rowdy party goers, probably planning to crash a room, jog up to the elevator. However, a single menacing glare from Theo advises them to just wait for the next one as the doors close, leaving the mutant super soldier/ninja alone.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[....]

[donnie leans into theo. just a little.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I didn't want them to be all loud in here.

[He explains under his breath with a soft chuckle.]

[bella-donnie9000]

...thank you.

[theonepunkasshole]

... of course...

[He says softly, daring to take a peek at Donnie out of the corner of his eye.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[he's shuffling his feet, his face dark with blush.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[In that moment, Theo realizes he's still holding his hand, causing his heart to skip a beat a little.]

... want me to let go?

[bella-donnie9000]

...please dont.

[theonepunkasshole]

Good, because I don't want to.

[He smiles softly before leaning against him, happy to feel his touch again.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie leans back, nuzzling a little.] ..im sorry.

[theonepunkasshole]

Save it until we get to the room.

[He responds softly before the doors open. He walks alongside them gently, not rushing him as they approach Crollo's room. He unlocks the door, opens it, and enters before shutting it behind him.]

There. Privacy.

[bella-donnie9000]

Th-Thank you..

[theonepunkasshole]

[He carefully walks over to the bed and sits him down next to him. He wraps an arm around his lower shell and pulls him in close, sitting in silence for a little bit just to enjoy being able to hold them again after so long.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie hugs him back, burying his face into his shoulder.] imsorry..

[theonepunkasshole]

Ssshh, sshh, it's okay.

[Theo whispers softly, pulling them closer and attempting to rub their shell only to be disrupted by their battle shell. So, he instead places his hand on the mutant's cheek, stroking it with a thumb.]

I'm not mad. I was never mad.

[bella-donnie9000]

....ppromise...?

[theonepunkasshole]

I promise. I... I honestly really enjoyed that night...

[bella-donnie9000]

...you did?

[theonepunkasshole]

Uhm, yeah??

[He says with a chuckle before looking at Donnie's face.]

Sugah, that was awesome!

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, giggling.] w-well thank you...

[theonepunkasshole]

Like, why would I be upset with you?

[bella-donnie9000]

..i dunno..

[theonepunkasshole]

Even if it wasn't one of the best drunk nights of my life, I would still love it.

[bella-donnie9000]

..Really? [he looks up at him with big eyes, a nervous smile on his face.]

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah... because I really fucking like you... [He says softly with a warm smile, eyes full of adoration.]

[bella-donnie9000]

You do?

[theonepunkasshole]

Yes! [He says enthusiastically yet softly as he turns in his seat to face Donnie, daring to raise a hand and cup Donnie's cheek.] I think you're amazing...

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, nuzzling into his hand.] thank you..

[theonepunkasshole]

Of course... [He says softly, rubbing Donnie's cheek with a thumb as he leans in a little, smiling fondly.]

[bella-donnie9000]

... [Donnie suddenly leans in and gives theo a quick lil smooch on the lips, then chirps, turning bright red and leaning away.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo's eyebrows raise in surprise as he sits there, a little dumbfounded. Then he starts to laugh, his cheeks red with fluster.] You've been wanting to do that for a while, huh?

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie is attempting to fully hide in his shirt collar.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I mean... I've been waiting years to kiss you... [He chuckles, reaching up to move the collar aside, laughing a little more when he sees Donnie's head a little in his shell.]

[bella-donnie9000]

,,,you have?

[theonepunkasshole]

Yes! Oh my god, you're so cute. [He chuckles before pulling Donnie in again and flopping back on the bed.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie melts into him, churring happily.] tthankyou..

[theonepunkasshole]

[He cups Donnie's cheeks and begins planting kisses all over his face.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie chirps loudly, stimming and giggling.] Theo-!!!

[theonepunkasshole]

[He then leans in close and whispers something to Donnie, a cheeky smile on his face.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnnie squeaks, leaning back to smack theo on the chest.] THEO.

[theonepunkasshole]

[He chuckles, lying still on the bed.] What? You were amazing... I even have the video to prove it.

[bella-donnie9000]

STOP-

[theonepunkasshole]

Alright, alright... [He rolls to lie flat on his back, staring up at the ceiling.] ... So... What is your opinion of Churro?

[bella-donnie9000]

...hes cute..

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah, he is. I think you'd like him a lot. He's not very bright, but he's super sweet. His whole thing about being interested in your tech and stuff wasn't just him being nice. He really does find you super cool.

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie smiles a little, fidgeting.] Okay.. Maybe sometime later.

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah, I understand...

[He says softly, rubbing Donnie's arms and back- well, battle shell- affectionately... he really doesn't want to pull away, but he feels terrible leaving Churro alone at a party in a completely strange environment while he technically emotionally cheats on him with Donnie since they're not officially a polycule as of right now.]

... well, I'm gonna get back to the party. Feel free to come join me, but I understand if you just want to hang out with others or go home. Regardless, I just want you to enjoy yourself, okay?

[He smiles warmly at Donnie as he sits up, feeling joy flood his body, knowing he has his prince back in his life.]

[bella-donnie9000]

Okay... [He hums quietly, pulling into himself a little.]

can I have a hug please?

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo doesn't hesitate. He yanks Donnie into a hug, picking him up and twirling around as he holds him like he'll float away if he doesn't.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[donnie snuggles into him, burying his face in his shoulder.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I've missed you... so much...

[He says very softly, squeezing him just a little more, not giving a damn about the metal pushing against his skin.]

[theonepunkasshole]

hey, bingus, its now or never, scy got your idiot distracted long enough for you to get a word in

[Theo sighs as he glances at the mutant turtle, not breaking eye contact with him as the server walks by with the bottle he requested, taking it swiftly and calmly. He scoots a little closer and clears his throat.]

... hey... Prince...

[He says softly, trying out an old nickname.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, his hand tightening on his drink.] ...hi.

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo opens the bottle of whiskey and swirls it a little, all actions that he was sure would make a whiskey conoseur seize. He takes a glance inside the bottle and sighs, taking a swig.]

... I know I can make a lot of assumptions and guesses based on how I know you, but I don't want to give the impression that I know your feelings better than you do... even though I know how confused you can get with emotions, haha.

[bella-donnie9000]

[he frowns a little, staring down at his cup.] ...

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo's laughter and smile fade at the sight, causing him to mimic Donnie's demeanor.]

... so I'll just stick to asking questions... sound fair?

[bella-donnie9000]

..okay...

[theonepunkasshole]

... okay... do you...

[He pauses for a moment, trying to find the right phrasing.]

... think that... I see you differently?

[bella-donnie9000]

[he almost curls into himself, nodding quietly.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[His heart nearly shatters, and he instinctively moves closer but doesn't touch him yet, being mindful of Donnie's physical boundaries.]

Is that why you've been avoiding me... because you're afraid?

[bella-donnie9000]

[Another little nod.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo turns away to hide the pain on his face, heartbroken by Donnie's scared, ashamed behavior. Just then, he realizes the environment they're having this emotionally tense discussion: at the bar in the middle of a Halloween party. While most people are busy drinking alcohol, eating food, making out, or dancing oddly, there are some wandering eyes and confused expressions that are directed at both of them. He turns back to Donnie and leans in to softly whisper.]

... do you wanna have this conversation somewhere more private?

[bella-donnie9000]

..yes please..

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo quickly scans the party room, not finding a whole lot of quiet, solitary corners or anything. So, instead, he scans the party for anyone he might know lives here. Particularly Crollo, Scy, Big Mama, etc.]

[dragonbreakers07]

[Cro walks up, dressed in a play boy bunny suit.] Hey you okay?

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo perks up at the sound of Crollo's voice and turns to face him. He takes a quick minute to shamelessly check him out before getting right to business.]

Hey, man, can Donnie and I borrow your room?

[dragonbreakers07]

yeah of course! Just don't. wreck it.

[theonepunkasshole]

... if we were going to bang, I wouldn't have asked. That's way less fun. Now, keys, please.

[He holds out an open hand.]

[dragonbreakers07]

{he laughs, handing the keys over.]

[theonepunkasshole]

Thank you, we'll be back.

[He turns to Donnie again, gingerly holding out a hand for him to take and waiting patiently for them to either accept for refuse.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[...Donnie takes his hand, still staring at the floor.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[He gently wraps his fingers around Donnie's hand, feeling a flutter in his body. He couldn't resist taking his thumb and rubbing the back of Donnie's hand with it, smiling at him sweetly.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[he sees that donnie is blushing as he walks next to him.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[He refocuses on what he's trying to do, pulling Donnie along as he weaves between party guests. His risqué party outfit doesn't make him that subtle, but it does allow for him to move swiftly... while flaunting his assets~]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie is Not staring.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo doesn't care to notice if they are or not. He's focused on getting to that elevator, weaving within the crowd and catching it as it's closing. He pulls Donnie in and presses Crollo's floor. A few other rowdy party goers, probably planning to crash a room, jog up to the elevator. However, a single menacing glare from Theo advises them to just wait for the next one as the doors close, leaving the mutant super soldier/ninja alone.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[....]

[donnie leans into theo. just a little.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I didn't want them to be all loud in here.

[He explains under his breath with a soft chuckle.]

[bella-donnie9000]

...thank you.

[theonepunkasshole]

... of course...

[He says softly, daring to take a peek at Donnie out of the corner of his eye.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[he's shuffling his feet, his face dark with blush.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[In that moment, Theo realizes he's still holding his hand, causing his heart to skip a beat a little.]

... want me to let go?

[bella-donnie9000]

...please dont.

[theonepunkasshole]

Good, because I don't want to.

[He smiles softly before leaning against him, happy to feel his touch again.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie leans back, nuzzling a little.] ..im sorry.

[theonepunkasshole]

Save it until we get to the room.

[He responds softly before the doors open. He walks alongside them gently, not rushing him as they approach Crollo's room. He unlocks the door, opens it, and enters before shutting it behind him.]

There. Privacy.

[bella-donnie9000]

Th-Thank you..

[theonepunkasshole]

[He carefully walks over to the bed and sits him down next to him. He wraps an arm around his lower shell and pulls him in close, sitting in silence for a little bit just to enjoy being able to hold them again after so long.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie hugs him back, burying his face into his shoulder.] imsorry..

[theonepunkasshole]

Ssshh, sshh, it's okay.

[Theo whispers softly, pulling them closer and attempting to rub their shell only to be disrupted by their battle shell. So, he instead places his hand on the mutant's cheek, stroking it with a thumb.]

I'm not mad. I was never mad.

[bella-donnie9000]

....ppromise...?

[theonepunkasshole]

I promise. I... I honestly really enjoyed that night...

[bella-donnie9000]

...you did?

[theonepunkasshole]

Uhm, yeah??

[He says with a chuckle before looking at Donnie's face.]

Sugah, that was awesome!

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, giggling.] w-well thank you...

[theonepunkasshole]

Like, why would I be upset with you?

[bella-donnie9000]

..i dunno..

[theonepunkasshole]

Even if it wasn't one of the best drunk nights of my life, I would still love it.

[bella-donnie9000]

..Really? [he looks up at him with big eyes, a nervous smile on his face.]

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah... because I really fucking like you... [He says softly with a warm smile, eyes full of adoration.]

[bella-donnie9000]

You do?

[theonepunkasshole]

Yes! [He says enthusiastically yet softly as he turns in his seat to face Donnie, daring to raise a hand and cup Donnie's cheek.] I think you're amazing...

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, nuzzling into his hand.] thank you..

[theonepunkasshole]

Of course... [He says softly, rubbing Donnie's cheek with a thumb as he leans in a little, smiling fondly.]

[bella-donnie9000]

... [Donnie suddenly leans in and gives theo a quick lil smooch on the lips, then chirps, turning bright red and leaning away.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo's eyebrows raise in surprise as he sits there, a little dumbfounded. Then he starts to laugh, his cheeks red with fluster.] You've been wanting to do that for a while, huh?

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie is attempting to fully hide in his shirt collar.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I mean... I've been waiting years to kiss you... [He chuckles, reaching up to move the collar aside, laughing a little more when he sees Donnie's head a little in his shell.]

[bella-donnie9000]

,,,you have?

[theonepunkasshole]

Yes! Oh my god, you're so cute. [He chuckles before pulling Donnie in again and flopping back on the bed.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie melts into him, churring happily.] tthankyou..

[theonepunkasshole]

[He cups Donnie's cheeks and begins planting kisses all over his face.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie chirps loudly, stimming and giggling.] Theo-!!!

[theonepunkasshole]

[He then leans in close and whispers something to Donnie, a cheeky smile on his face.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnnie squeaks, leaning back to smack theo on the chest.] THEO.

[theonepunkasshole]

[He chuckles, lying still on the bed.] What? You were amazing... I even have the video to prove it.

[bella-donnie9000]

STOP-

[theonepunkasshole]

Alright, alright... [He rolls to lie flat on his back, staring up at the ceiling.] ... So... What is your opinion of Churro?

[bella-donnie9000]

...hes cute..

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah, he is. I think you'd like him a lot. He's not very bright, but he's super sweet. His whole thing about being interested in your tech and stuff wasn't just him being nice. He really does find you super cool.

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie smiles a little, fidgeting.] Okay.. Maybe sometime later.

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah, I understand...

[He says softly, rubbing Donnie's arms and back- well, battle shell- affectionately... he really doesn't want to pull away, but he feels terrible leaving Churro alone at a party in a completely strange environment while he technically emotionally cheats on him with Donnie since they're not officially a polycule as of right now.]

... well, I'm gonna get back to the party. Feel free to come join me, but I understand if you just want to hang out with others or go home. Regardless, I just want you to enjoy yourself, okay?

[He smiles warmly at Donnie as he sits up, feeling joy flood his body, knowing he has his prince back in his life.]

[bella-donnie9000]

Okay... [He hums quietly, pulling into himself a little.]

can I have a hug please?

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo doesn't hesitate. He yanks Donnie into a hug, picking him up and twirling around as he holds him like he'll float away if he doesn't.]

[theonepunkasshole]

hey, bingus, its now or never, scy got your idiot distracted long enough for you to get a word in

[Theo sighs as he glances at the mutant turtle, not breaking eye contact with him as the server walks by with the bottle he requested, taking it swiftly and calmly. He scoots a little closer and clears his throat.]

... hey... Prince...

[He says softly, trying out an old nickname.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, his hand tightening on his drink.] ...hi.

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo opens the bottle of whiskey and swirls it a little, all actions that he was sure would make a whiskey conoseur seize. He takes a glance inside the bottle and sighs, taking a swig.]

... I know I can make a lot of assumptions and guesses based on how I know you, but I don't want to give the impression that I know your feelings better than you do... even though I know how confused you can get with emotions, haha.

[bella-donnie9000]

[he frowns a little, staring down at his cup.] ...

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo's laughter and smile fade at the sight, causing him to mimic Donnie's demeanor.]

... so I'll just stick to asking questions... sound fair?

[bella-donnie9000]

..okay...

[theonepunkasshole]

... okay... do you...

[He pauses for a moment, trying to find the right phrasing.]

... think that... I see you differently?

[bella-donnie9000]

[he almost curls into himself, nodding quietly.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[His heart nearly shatters, and he instinctively moves closer but doesn't touch him yet, being mindful of Donnie's physical boundaries.]

Is that why you've been avoiding me... because you're afraid?

[bella-donnie9000]

[Another little nod.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo turns away to hide the pain on his face, heartbroken by Donnie's scared, ashamed behavior. Just then, he realizes the environment they're having this emotionally tense discussion: at the bar in the middle of a Halloween party. While most people are busy drinking alcohol, eating food, making out, or dancing oddly, there are some wandering eyes and confused expressions that are directed at both of them. He turns back to Donnie and leans in to softly whisper.]

... do you wanna have this conversation somewhere more private?

[bella-donnie9000]

..yes please..

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo quickly scans the party room, not finding a whole lot of quiet, solitary corners or anything. So, instead, he scans the party for anyone he might know lives here. Particularly Crollo, Scy, Big Mama, etc.]

[dragonbreakers07]

[Cro walks up, dressed in a play boy bunny suit.] Hey you okay?

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo perks up at the sound of Crollo's voice and turns to face him. He takes a quick minute to shamelessly check him out before getting right to business.]

Hey, man, can Donnie and I borrow your room?

[dragonbreakers07]

yeah of course! Just don't. wreck it.

[theonepunkasshole]

... if we were going to bang, I wouldn't have asked. That's way less fun. Now, keys, please.

[He holds out an open hand.]

[dragonbreakers07]

{he laughs, handing the keys over.]

[theonepunkasshole]

Thank you, we'll be back.

[He turns to Donnie again, gingerly holding out a hand for him to take and waiting patiently for them to either accept for refuse.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[...Donnie takes his hand, still staring at the floor.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[He gently wraps his fingers around Donnie's hand, feeling a flutter in his body. He couldn't resist taking his thumb and rubbing the back of Donnie's hand with it, smiling at him sweetly.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[he sees that donnie is blushing as he walks next to him.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[He refocuses on what he's trying to do, pulling Donnie along as he weaves between party guests. His risqué party outfit doesn't make him that subtle, but it does allow for him to move swiftly... while flaunting his assets~]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie is Not staring.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo doesn't care to notice if they are or not. He's focused on getting to that elevator, weaving within the crowd and catching it as it's closing. He pulls Donnie in and presses Crollo's floor. A few other rowdy party goers, probably planning to crash a room, jog up to the elevator. However, a single menacing glare from Theo advises them to just wait for the next one as the doors close, leaving the mutant super soldier/ninja alone.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[....]

[donnie leans into theo. just a little.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I didn't want them to be all loud in here.

[He explains under his breath with a soft chuckle.]

[bella-donnie9000]

...thank you.

[theonepunkasshole]

... of course...

[He says softly, daring to take a peek at Donnie out of the corner of his eye.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[he's shuffling his feet, his face dark with blush.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[In that moment, Theo realizes he's still holding his hand, causing his heart to skip a beat a little.]

... want me to let go?

[bella-donnie9000]

...please dont.

[theonepunkasshole]

Good, because I don't want to.

[He smiles softly before leaning against him, happy to feel his touch again.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie leans back, nuzzling a little.] ..im sorry.

[theonepunkasshole]

Save it until we get to the room.

[He responds softly before the doors open. He walks alongside them gently, not rushing him as they approach Crollo's room. He unlocks the door, opens it, and enters before shutting it behind him.]

There. Privacy.

[bella-donnie9000]

Th-Thank you..

[theonepunkasshole]

[He carefully walks over to the bed and sits him down next to him. He wraps an arm around his lower shell and pulls him in close, sitting in silence for a little bit just to enjoy being able to hold them again after so long.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie hugs him back, burying his face into his shoulder.] imsorry..

[theonepunkasshole]

Ssshh, sshh, it's okay.

[Theo whispers softly, pulling them closer and attempting to rub their shell only to be disrupted by their battle shell. So, he instead places his hand on the mutant's cheek, stroking it with a thumb.]

I'm not mad. I was never mad.

[bella-donnie9000]

....ppromise...?

[theonepunkasshole]

I promise. I... I honestly really enjoyed that night...

[bella-donnie9000]

...you did?

[theonepunkasshole]

Uhm, yeah??

[He says with a chuckle before looking at Donnie's face.]

Sugah, that was awesome!

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, giggling.] w-well thank you...

[theonepunkasshole]

Like, why would I be upset with you?

[bella-donnie9000]

..i dunno..

[theonepunkasshole]

Even if it wasn't one of the best drunk nights of my life, I would still love it.

[bella-donnie9000]

..Really? [he looks up at him with big eyes, a nervous smile on his face.]

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah... because I really fucking like you... [He says softly with a warm smile, eyes full of adoration.]

[bella-donnie9000]

You do?

[theonepunkasshole]

Yes! [He says enthusiastically yet softly as he turns in his seat to face Donnie, daring to raise a hand and cup Donnie's cheek.] I think you're amazing...

[bella-donnie9000]

[He flushes, nuzzling into his hand.] thank you..

[theonepunkasshole]

Of course... [He says softly, rubbing Donnie's cheek with a thumb as he leans in a little, smiling fondly.]

[bella-donnie9000]

... [Donnie suddenly leans in and gives theo a quick lil smooch on the lips, then chirps, turning bright red and leaning away.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[Theo's eyebrows raise in surprise as he sits there, a little dumbfounded. Then he starts to laugh, his cheeks red with fluster.] You've been wanting to do that for a while, huh?

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie is attempting to fully hide in his shirt collar.]

[theonepunkasshole]

... I mean... I've been waiting years to kiss you... [He chuckles, reaching up to move the collar aside, laughing a little more when he sees Donnie's head a little in his shell.]

[bella-donnie9000]

,,,you have?

[theonepunkasshole]

Yes! Oh my god, you're so cute. [He chuckles before pulling Donnie in again and flopping back on the bed.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie melts into him, churring happily.] tthankyou..

[theonepunkasshole]

[He cups Donnie's cheeks and begins planting kisses all over his face.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie chirps loudly, stimming and giggling.] Theo-!!!

[theonepunkasshole]

[He then leans in close and whispers something to Donnie, a cheeky smile on his face.]

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnnie squeaks, leaning back to smack theo on the chest.] THEO.

[theonepunkasshole]

[He chuckles, lying still on the bed.] What? You were amazing... I even have the video to prove it.

[bella-donnie9000]

STOP-

[theonepunkasshole]

Alright, alright... [He rolls to lie flat on his back, staring up at the ceiling.] ... So... What is your opinion of Churro?

[bella-donnie9000]

...hes cute..

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah, he is. I think you'd like him a lot. He's not very bright, but he's super sweet. His whole thing about being interested in your tech and stuff wasn't just him being nice. He really does find you super cool.

[bella-donnie9000]

[Donnie smiles a little, fidgeting.] Okay.. Maybe sometime later.

[theonepunkasshole]

Yeah, I understand...

[He says softly, rubbing Donnie's arms and back- well, battle shell- affectionately... he really doesn't want to pull away, but he feels terrible leaving Churro alone at a party in a completely strange environment while he technically emotionally cheats on him with Donnie since they're not officially a polycule as of right now.]

... well, I'm gonna get back to the party. Feel free to come join me, but I understand if you just want to hang out with others or go home. Regardless, I just want you to enjoy yourself, okay?

[He smiles warmly at Donnie as he sits up, feeling joy flood his body, knowing he has his prince back in his life.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[bingo snuggles further into him, looking back to the window nervously.]

... Bingo, if that eagle was here to hurt us, he would be watching us from a distance, waiting for the right opportunity to attack. Instead, he came down and demanded pets. I promise you everyone here is safe.

[theonepunkasshole]

[bingo flops on top of theo.]

[Theo just silently starts petting him, choosing not to tease him further.]

[theonepunkasshole]

maybe hes just scared of birds. or patriotism.

I know he doesn't like fish, but a bald eagle isn't really on that list. Plus, there's hardly anything patriotic about a bald eagle.

[theonepunkasshole]

disney princess.

also maybe he was worried it would eat bongo?

I would look gorgeous in a princess dress.

He could've easily chased the bird away himself if that was the case... maybe I was being a little unsympathetic towards him. I can understand the fear, but he should know that I would tackle that overgrown chicken before it could even THINK about taking Bongo as an appetizer.

[theonepunkasshole]

[Bingo pouts at him, the eagle hopping around a little before taking back off.]

Oh, see you later, buddy!

[Theo waves at the eagle before heading back inside.]

That was nice. Gotta tell my prince about this.

[He then plops back down on the couch and pulls out his phone, texting Donnie a picture of the eagle and explaining what happened.]

[theonepunkasshole]

[the eagle tries to bonk his head into his hand. Bingo is whining, walking around the house.]

[Theo chuckles as he pets the eagle and looks through the window, trying to speak loud enough for Bingo to hear.]

Bud, he's just a kid. I think he was just super excited to see you.

[theonepunkasshole]

[The eagle chirps, hopping over to him. he seems to be an adolecescent.]

Oh, hey, buddy!

[Theo smiles warmly, reaching a hand out for the eagle to inspect, asking permission to touch him.]