actually sick to my stomach rn with worry about 6.6 and dottore. what happens. is my man okay?????????? will he still be around??? actually going to crash out and throw up if he dies istfg ive avoided spoilers like the plague and my curiosity is KILLING ME
waiting for 6.6 to go up so i can see dottore oh im so sick thinking about him im so giddy. i wanna bash my head into a wall or table im so hyped i feel like i did a line of coke holy shit im SO FUCKING HYPED I CANT WAIT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALSO PANTALONE. bro. pantalone. dottore. TAKE ME TO FRANCEEEEE IM TRYNA SEE THE EIFFLE TOWEEEEEEEEEER
Sirens are like amphibians, but in reverse. The adults are aquatic and the young are terrestrial, hatching from eggs laid on land. When they're mature, the adults call them back to sea with musical vocalizations and pull them into the water to help them begin their metamorphosis, entering a coma-like state as their bodies adapt to aquatic life, before they can join their pod in the deep ocean.
This, incidentally, means that sirens luring in sailors with their songs and drowning them are not an act of malice or predation: they just mistake humans for their own young and try to help them "metamorphose" into adulthood.
Anyone who talks about how âedgyâ they are needs to go take a bath in acid.
It makes it so hard for people to talk about their actual homicidal ideation or low empathy or low guilt or delusions or other stigmatised symptoms of mental illness.
I shouldn't have to clarify that my delusions are actual harmful, prolonged periods of distorted reality or that when I say I want to kill someone I mean that I have dark fantasies where I kill them in graphic detail.
I don't feel empathy. I don't feel guilt. Most of the time, I don't feel anything for other people. It's not quirky. It's not a joke. It's not something you can say you experience only to turn around and criticise the moment I go more in depth.
Stop trying to be cool by imitating mental illnesses. It's pathetic.
⥠slashers scenarios | your first time together isâŚyour first time (part 2)
⥠fandoms; Friday the 13th, House of Wax, Black Christmas, Scream, Dead by Daylight, Hannibal (TV) /Silence of the Lambs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (og), slashers (general)
⥠characters; Jason Vorhees, Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Danny Johnson, Billy Lenz, Hannibal Lecter, Bubba Sawyer
⥠reader; gender neutral
⥠cw; graphic sexually content!!, mentions of vouyerism, documentation kink (yay Danny), manipulation, breeding kinkish content, lots of cumming inside, light pet play elements
⥠notes; seven babes in one post wowowowow! iâm just trying to get caught up with everyone else before i start doing new prompts. but! i have a big list of new ones do not fear
these werenât written in one sitting like some of my other fics so iâm sorry if the quality wildly varies
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Jason Vorhees
> Itâs been gentle coaxing towards each step of the relationship with Jason
> And while you have the patience of a saint when it comes to that man, youâre also incredibly pent up. Youâre just as much of a virgin as him and starting to wish heâd fix that.
> But you keep it to yourself, not wanting the pressure him into anything and getting yourself off when heâs not there. It worked well enough before after all.
> One day he comes home when youâre in the middle of mastrubating and you quickly scramble to hide the fact
> He knows somethings up right away, youâre covering yourself with a blanket and red facedâŚHeâs repressed, not stupid.
> You apologize meekly and expect him to walk away - instead he grabs the blanket and pulls you forward by your thighs
> âJ-Jason- baby? Are you going to-?â
> He pushes his mask up and goes down on you like a man starved⌠he may or may not have been home earlier than you realized, listening to you whimpering and moaning his name
> And getting you off ends up getting him very excited- excited enough that he doesnât care about anything but doing it again
> And if you want him inside you, heâs more than happy to oblige.
> You shyly straddle him and sink onto his cock, holding onto him tightly
> He hides his face in your neck as you slowly move, murmuring sweet words of encouragement to him
> âJason, itâs so good- you feel so good-â
> After a bit he holds your hips, fingers digging in as you get him closer and closer
> You gasp as he comes inside by accident, too shy to admit you liked the feeling
> He doesnât even pull out as he holds you, knowing that as soon as he can, heâll be helping you ride him again
Bo Sinclair
> It slips out when youâre cuddling and watching but not watching some silly movie with copious sex scenes
> âWhatâs your favorite position, darlinâ?â
> âHm? Oh, I dunno?â
> âTop three then-â
> âBo I havenât even-â. You blush bright red as he slowly grins
> He doesnât leave it along the rest of the day- he has cute little innocent virgin partner
> He likes it way too much- and you like his fixation on it too much
> When you get him alone again you huff and straddle him âStop teasin. Show me your favorite position, then.â
> You donât have to tell him twice- and heâs a gentleman, letting you ride his face before he finally fucks you
> Heâs got chest against your back and hand between your legs as he slowly uses you
> âFuck- youâre squeezing my cock so tight- pretty little fucking virgin-â
> His dirty talk gets you both offâŚagain, and again, and againâŚ
> He doesnât stop until you start whining and pushing his hand away, overstimulated and sore
> âFine, fineâŚweâll try the other top two tomorrow,â
Vincent Sinclair
> Honestly, Vince isnât huge on sex
> When you offhandedly mention you havenât done anything before he doesnât mind and he doesnât get overly excited like some people.
> He letâs you make the first move
> âŚor at least heâs going to, but you donât say anything about it for a long while
> He finally asks softly if you want him to touch you.. and meekly you say yes
> Youâre not sure whoâs happier- you as he makes you come with just his hand, or him getting to watch you
> After a few days of this you finally get the nerve to ask to do more- his good side goes bright red at the idea of you touching him and you giggle and praise him the entire time.
> But about halfway through he makes you stop and pins you- still gentle but very daring for him
> You giggle again ââŚwanna go all the way?â
>He nods eagerly and he positions you- very gentle missionary with his forehead against yours
> Even inside you he stops so he doesnât cum, coaxing you over the edge twice before he gets too close
> The third time you cum you wrap your legs around him and make sure he canât pull out
> Heâs so apologetic after he cums inside- but quite pleased in the same breath
Danny Johnson
> The conversation comes up when he asks you to model for him- a boudoir shoot, naturally
> Youâre his muse already- but he wants to shoot more than just your pretty face and the hickies he leaves
> Heâs surprised when youâre shy and look away, mumbling that you arenât pretty enough for that
> âCourse you are babydoll- no way no oneâs ever told you that. Unless you were screwing them with the lights off-â
> âDanny I havenât screwed anyone.â You pout
> He tries his best to hide his perverse excitement and looks determined- heâs got an ideaâŚThose usually donât end well
> Next thing you know heâs pulled a mirror to face the bed and has you on his lap, kissing at your neck and feeling you up.
> He spreads your legs and makes you look as he starts to touch you- youâre not sure if itâs the lewd situation or just him that makes you cum faster than you have ever before
> He makes just as much of a show of cleaning up the mess youâve made on his hand, and you can feel how hard he is against your ass
> You pull yourself together enough to pout and grind down on him- thatâll show him
> Your revenge quickly backfires as he manhandles you to your hands and knees, grinding against you in a much more expert manner
> It doesnât take long before youâre babbling beneath him, begging to take him
> He takes his sweet time teasing you- once heâs finally inside youâre pushing yourself back against him, fucking yourself with him
> He lets you do the work- it makes it easier for him to enjoy the show
> At least until heâs about to cum
> Then he pulls you up, making you watch in the mirror with one hand and holding you against him with the other
> âFuck- look at you- thatâs my good fucking baby (/girl/boy)!â
> When he pulls out it splatters across the mirror and he grins and gets a picture- just your bodies in the reflection
> If you thought youâre getting away to rest thoughâŚyou were mistaken- he had a lot more pictures to take, and a lot more methods to get you to make pretty faces for them
Billy Lenz
> Billy takes things fast. Heâs depraved an eager man.
> You arenât very far into the relationship when he lets his hands wander while youâre cuddling
> He frowns when you push his hands away insistently- youâd talked so confidently about this on the phoneâŚ
> âI wanna touch my pretty toy-â
> You mumble something he canât hear- making you pout as he tilts his head and leans in closer curiously
> âYouâve never- oh.â His grin is huge and excited
> After some convincing you make it a game- how long can you two go without going too far?
> While you want to have sex with him, youâre nervous, so you figure thatâll buy you time to muster up enough courage
> But Billy being Billy, it isnât long until he finds a shortcut- he bites and kisses and laps your neck and grinds up on you every single time he gets the chance
> If it was PG-13 before, you were heading fast to an R rating
> Finally you canât stand it any more as heâs got you on his knee, pushing it up as he oh so innocently rubs your hips and kisses you
> âBillyyyy- please â I need it-â
> âNeed what?â For once heâs acting coy- so you quickly show him as you undo his pants
> Heâs all giggles and moans when you blow him- cumming down your throat quickly
> And before you can move he flips you, going down on you and to your chagrin already hard before you cum once
> But heâs not a monster- or maybe he is, because before heâs even got it in you youâre whining that itâs all too much
> He licks away your overwhelmed tears as he slowly pushes in, cooing softly for once
> Though as soon as your comfortable heâs saying the filthiest things in order to coax louder and louder moans out of you
> Without warning or real permission he cums inside, grinning at the mess and finger fucking whatever leaks out back inside as he coaxes you to another orgasm
> Once heâs finally done late into the night, he holds you tight and continues to coo praises - Billyâs baby was so good! -and he knew theyâd be just as good for him in the morning
Hannibal Lecter
> Hannibal knows almost everything about you, especially if you ever began as his patient
> Even if you donât tell him expressly, he has his theories- but heâs not trying to be too forward
> Itâs going to be your idea when he shamelessly uses you :)
> He has it planned to the T as well- youâre having a sweet little date night in and heâs admiring you on the couch
> Perched on his lap you giggle and shiver as he gently brushes your neck, and your thigh, and your stomach- each a little âaccidentâ
> Not that youâre complaining or heâs apologizing for the increasingly lingering touches
> ââŚdarling? Ah- weâve never done anything before butâŚâ
> âBut what my love?â
> âCan you pretty please touch me?â
> Heâs so proud of his little pet and tells you as much as he lays you down right there, going a step forward and using his mouth
> Of course he wants, needs to taste you
> But he doesnât let you come- not yet
> No, he makes sure youâre already riding him slow and deep by the time he makes you come for the first time
> He stops and showers you in praise before helping you move again
> He wants you to crave him inside- and by the way youâre already whimpering with every little move he thinks itâs working
> Heâs territorial- coming inside isnât even a question, even if he pretends it it
> âGood puppyâŚVery good. Masterâs going to cum- are you going to let me cum in that pretty little hole?â
> As you manage a blissed out sound, youâre sent over the edge and he takes the moment to cum inside
> You only hum an acknowledgment as he pulls out and lays you down, practically tucking you in with him
> What a good pet you madeâŚ
Bubba Sawyer
> Bubba is so scared of sex at firstâŚWell, small correction- heâs scared of having sex with you.
> I mean Draytonâs idea of sex ed was simply not telling him about it because he didnât ask âSex is- well nobody knows!â
> And from what heâs read in books and heard on the radio, itâs sinful and dirty and ruins you
> And heâd never want to dirty you. You were the nicest, cleanest thing in his life.
> So when you ask him if heâs had sex he vehemently shakes his head and you tell him you havenât either. Good!
> âWell- ah- would you want to? With me, I mean?â
> Heâs absolutely shocked- didnât you know it was dirty?
> âWe donât have to- I just- I really like you. I wanna make you feel good.â
> Maybe he had some details wrong. Thatâs what he tries to reason as he lets you take his mask off and undo his pants. Heâd try it, but if he felt wrong, heâd stop so you both stayed cleanâŚ
> It takes all his will not to immediately buck up into your throat when you put him in your mouth.
> Youâre sloppy and clumsy and heâs just the same, groaning and whining and gripping the sheets. Before he can finish you pull off and he pouts.
> âC-can we- I mean- can I-â You huff and get frustrated at your own embarrassment, starting to slip your shirt off and hoping he gets the message.
> He goes red and nods quickly, practically tackling you and kissing you sweetly before he moves into position
> You help him ease himself into you , whimpering and making sure heâs comfortable too
> âOh my god- thatâs it baby- just like that,â
> The praise makes him move harder than he means to but god youâre grateful
> When he does come he pulls out and paints your stomach- and as soon as he realizes you havenât done the same he uses his hand to correct that.
> He holds you tight and doesnât let go the rest of the night, keen on trying more in the morning
From one Gen-Z to another, letâs continue to deprogram ourselves from the idea that 30 is old and you need to have your shit together before 30.
You can go back to school after age 30!
You can fall in love after age 30!
You can find a best friend after age 30!
You can find a passion after age 30!
You can find a job you love after age 30!
You can recover from an addiction after the age 30!
You can pursue a large goal after age 30!
You can travel the world after age 30!
You can move after age 30!
You can change your appearance after age 30!
You can ask for help after age 30!
You can make discoveries about yourself after age 30!
You can come out after age 30!
You can fix your finances after age 30!
You can be attractive after age 30!
You can fix your life after age 30!
You can do anything after age 30!
Idk what so specifically about the number 30 has bewitched so many of us into believing that means your life is over, but itâs just so far from the truth!
You have so much more time after 30 to accomplish all that you want to do.
Your life isnât over until it quite literally is over. Stop giving yourself a deadline that doesnât exist!
