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[reapthis76]

soldier 76′s lil hair spike is really important to me

[mintytac-deactivated20190313]

A reminder that McCree is the reason esrb needed to add one (1) warning.

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getting into mbmbam and honestly? its been a long time coming

[class-tomorrow]

taako writes “lup eats ass” in a journal and lucretia cant like. leave that bc it has her name so she letse the voidfish eat it and then on the day of story and song everyone on the fucking planet is like “wow…. lup eats ass.”

[ask-whitebag]

I was thinking about this scene and like. I headcanon that Magnus did shit like this countless times during The Stolen Century so when he started changing, Lucretia didn’t react at all because she was used to Magnus doing that, it was just normal for her. Much later she realized that she should’ve do something instead of ignoring it and worries that THB might now suspect something (they don’t, of course).

[ask-whitebag]

[roachpatrol]

honestly lucretia is just completely inured to their goofy bullshit by this point and everyone is in awe of how unflappable madam director is but like??? the other day she saw merle sitting on taako’s shoulders with a soup pot on his head and magnus’s cloak around his shoulders and had an entire conversation with them while they were in character as Magnus The Human, like she caught them up on the new fire evacuation routes and let them know there was a fish fry on friday and got their signature on some of magnus’s health insurance forms, then sent them on their way. nothing phases her. 

but seriously. on the starblaster lup kept trying to trip her with her own skull because she thought it was hilarious? once she found magnus and merle riveting each other to the ceiling by the armor just to see if they could. davenport got kind of a thing for mazes one decade and would yell IT’S PUZZLE DUNGEON O’CLOCK at like, random midnights. barry re-animated dead rats to carry messages for him, which was cute until he forgot about them and you’d just find this horrific smelly little rat mummy when taako started screaming. lup shared nasty sex tips with merle’s houseplants. 

the bureau of balance is not nearly weird enough to rattle her. taako and merle and magnus get up to their zany hijinks and she’s just like ‘ah, they’ve made a spaghetti golem. that’s classic.’

[class-tomorrow]

taako writes “lup eats ass” in a journal and lucretia cant like. leave that bc it has her name so she letse the voidfish eat it and then on the day of story and song everyone on the fucking planet is like “wow…. lup eats ass.”

[ask-whitebag]

I was thinking about this scene and like. I headcanon that Magnus did shit like this countless times during The Stolen Century so when he started changing, Lucretia didn’t react at all because she was used to Magnus doing that, it was just normal for her. Much later she realized that she should’ve do something instead of ignoring it and worries that THB might now suspect something (they don’t, of course).

[ask-whitebag]

[roachpatrol]

honestly lucretia is just completely inured to their goofy bullshit by this point and everyone is in awe of how unflappable madam director is but like??? the other day she saw merle sitting on taako’s shoulders with a soup pot on his head and magnus’s cloak around his shoulders and had an entire conversation with them while they were in character as Magnus The Human, like she caught them up on the new fire evacuation routes and let them know there was a fish fry on friday and got their signature on some of magnus’s health insurance forms, then sent them on their way. nothing phases her. 

but seriously. on the starblaster lup kept trying to trip her with her own skull because she thought it was hilarious? once she found magnus and merle riveting each other to the ceiling by the armor just to see if they could. davenport got kind of a thing for mazes one decade and would yell IT’S PUZZLE DUNGEON O’CLOCK at like, random midnights. barry re-animated dead rats to carry messages for him, which was cute until he forgot about them and you’d just find this horrific smelly little rat mummy when taako started screaming. lup shared nasty sex tips with merle’s houseplants. 

the bureau of balance is not nearly weird enough to rattle her. taako and merle and magnus get up to their zany hijinks and she’s just like ‘ah, they’ve made a spaghetti golem. that’s classic.’

[kravkalackin]

kravitz when he needs to move but taako’s asleep on him: i can’t… i’d be a monster… he’s so peaceful, i have been trapped for all eternity 

barry when he needs to move but lup’s asleep on him: (hefting her clumsily onto his shoulders) sorry babe i was hungry here have a cheeto 

[timeforlupsopinion]

After like 300 years of living with each other lup and taako have developed like a language of food. Lup knows when taako is pissed and needs to rant about something because he made brownies, taako knows the difference between lup being existentially sad and lup being dead book character sad based on whether or not she puts walnuts in her muffins.

[timeforlupsopinion]

One day lup came into the kind of living space and was like hey guys i made cinnamon rolls, and taako was like cinnamon rolls? Because cinnamon rolls is what lup makes when she gets crushes. But instead of saying anything he makes quiche for dinner that night, which lup knows means “lup i know your fuckin secret spill it”. So the next day she made peanut butter cookies which she knows taako can’t eat which pretty explicitely means “fuck off taako” and they didn’t talk for a week straight

[the-anchorless-moon]

Lup finally caves and sends Barry to Taako’s room with a plate of their aunt’s spice cookies, which they only ever feed to people they love and trust. Taako takes one look at Barry, remembers the context of the argument, grabs a cookie, and runs to Lup’s room. Everyone else on the ship gets woken up to Taako’s screetch of, “Wait, it’s Barold?!”

[maagato]

taako but hes lvl20 and beefy (on twttr) 

[whiskers-on-caitlins]

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Pulled from my home inside a cloud, Lost to the dark I drift alone, Now I’ve returned beyond the shroud, Ever to reign upon my throne, Here in my Crystal Kingdom.

I saw beyond the omniverse, Far past the places we should see, But for my vision I was cursed, Torn from my home and family, Lost to my Crystal Kingdom.

Saved from the darkness by my child, Locked in a cage of glass and steel, But my true love remains in exile, Beckoning me to break the seal, Into this Crystal Kingdom.

Kept from our children, lovers, friends, Subject to laws we did not make, This is where separation ends, And souls of the lost will come awake, Enter this Crystal Kingdom.

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boss lady

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got my arm turned into crystal and replaced with a tree at claires

[spikemyheart]

yall seemed to like my first post so here’s the sequel:

taako is fat and brown

[placentaur-archive]

MAGNUS HOLY FUCK

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i found a “you know ;)” from all the way back in 2013

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hey remember when justin suddenly realized that his dad lied to him thank you and good night

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holy fucking shit this is the wrong audio taako kill me

[that-good-good-blog]

This is better than anything I could have imagined