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One Nice Bug Per Day
Origami Around
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$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Product Placement
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
cherry valley forever
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if it wasn't abundantly clear by now I think I'm like,,, done w tumblr lol
go follow me on twitter @shoveledknight it's been fun
ok I'm back. fuck u tumblr
I'm on a new blog tho go follow @planetsaturns or @chiimeramanticore if u wanna see my art
also I'm on twitter at @chimeramanticor go follow me there too :]
if it wasn't abundantly clear by now I think I'm like,,, done w tumblr lol
go follow me on twitter @shoveledknight it's been fun
the what.
im screaming
Sing this to me so I know it’s real
Me and my cat both getting a burst of energy at 3am
I’ve Got Batman in My Basement Batman: The Animated Series
Shoot your shot.
Fuck my mom, Batman.
this is the funniest floor recipe I’ve found so far omg
why does part of this original episode sound like a youtube poop
on the dvd commentary for this episode the writers said that flea (the guy yelling AYY MOE) literally just yelled that line from like the complete opposite side of the recording booth and they didn’t make him redo it because it was loud enough to use lmao
Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny
real life creepypasta
me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it
As a mass comm major, IF THERE IS SOMETHING UNJUST OR IMMORAL BEING DONE CALL YOUR LOCAL NEWS STATION THEY WILL HELP MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE
Cities and government agencies HATE bad press. This story that was told to me by the journalist that covered this, and he showed us the piece:
There was a traffic light that was set up on the far side of an overpass, but it was improperly hung so you couldn’t see the light until it was too late. There were accidents there EVERY SINGLE DAY and calls to the city did NOTHING.
Someone had the idea to call the local news station and this dude went out to see. As he was interviewing someone, there was a wreck.
Guess what happened after that piece aired?
Suddenly the city had the time to lower the traffic light and the accidents stopped.
Journalists get a bad rep, and while big stations like Fox deserve it, I think more thought should be given to who you’re actually shitting on when you say “I hate journalists.” Because we’re overworked, underpaid, constantly shit on, but we still do the job because we want to help people. All professional, prestigious journalists that I’ve met hate the government and will do whatever they can to get the information and change that’s needed. Being a journalist is a dangerous profession: at every professional convention I’ve been at there’s a fund for the families of journalists that have been killed (there’s a lot!) and a long memoriam roll.
SUPPORT LOCAL NEWS STATIONS
didn’t feel like finishing this but anyways watch eizouken
Butterfly & Tanuki
this South Korean birthday ad for Jesus is… interesting
to everyone unfamiliar with the concept (because, for example, birthday ads aren’t done in your country like they aren’t done in mine), usually fans buy ad space in honor of their favorite celebrity’s birthday and display an image of them there, example:
fans of singer Kim Taehyung organized this ad among others for his birthday (source: x y z)
but I have never expected to see Jesus fans do the same with an edit like that
jesus fans
#We prefer the term “Christians”
christians jesus stans
dont you mean…. christ-stans
