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i'm fantasy dana, this is an the adventure zone sideblog. 24 - she/her. i love talking about the adventure zone.

[soledadcatalina]

how is it that all of lucretia’s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shit 

“oh you’re so deep in the test, you are knee-deep in test town”

“i particularly liked when you ripped the arms off that poor helpless robot” 

“here’s the problem: they just run right off the goddamn thing”

“goddammit we love domes around here”

“yes, it’s that we very quickly cut your hand off and get the bracer off, but then we attach the hand back and it’s like, not a big deal”

“are there any non terrible questions”

[tqtc-art]

magnus canon furry moment

[just-anotherrandomartist]

lup based off a vintage poster. i love her so much you don’t even know. other version and reference too. click for better quality

[pyroguesstuff]

art is Hard and the yearly taz hyperfixation is Particularly Potent this time around so uh. enjoy the intersection of those two things, i guess

[timeforlupsopinion]

GENASI QUOIS

our party genasi had that as his group chat name for months

[duck-newton]

favorite taz PC trio?

tres horny boys (taako, magnus, merle)

the pine guard (duck, aubrey, ned)

thunderman, llc. (fitzroy, argo, firbolg)

coriolis crew (amber, devo, zoox)

poppy’s pals (montrose, beef, emerich)

see results

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023

[boydykedevo]

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had to pause the episode so i could turn this into an audio post IMMEDIATELY

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

We've all heard of "Barry Bluejeans was the roadrunner to Kravitz's Wile E Coyote for like ten years post-Stolen Century pre-Gerblins" (impeccable concept, always hilarious) but consider:

Kravitz has attempted to reap Merle-Fuckin-Highchurch at least 4d6 times since he first appeared on this plane. Through a series of miscommunications, lucky rolls, slapstick shenanigans, and the occasional bout of divine intervention, he has never once succeeded.

Merle is totally oblivious to both his alleged crimes and Kravitz's increasingly desperate attempts to charge him for them.

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I was on my re-listen of TAZ: Balance and got to the scene in the Suffering Game and realized, him getting tossed around was Lup absolutely wrecking his shit

Yes Lup, get his ass!

[basilplane]

SIR Fitzroy "what about this guy makes you think he doesn't spray tan" Maplecourt

[cuz-reasons]

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Sadly, this is now complete and I’m sad. Can taz stop turning goofs into heartbreaking scenes, please?

[Audio Description: A collection of Ned’s Middle names being said in The Adventure Zone.

“Mama: So what brings you out into the WOODS in the middle of the night with Ned Fuckin Chicane?

Clint: How did you know my middle name?

Clint: Well Danger is my middle name.

Clint: Ned Fuckin Discretion Chicane

Clint: Ned Aloysius (pronounced Aluwishus) Chicane

Clint: Ned Superstar Chicane!

Clint: Ned Butterfly Chicane…

Clint: Ned Nimbly Chicane

Clint: Ned Ninja Chicane

Clint: My middle name is pacifist…

Clint: Ned Black Diamond Chicane

Clint and Griffin together: Ned Friendly Chicane

Clint: Ned Trustworthy Chicane

Clint: Ned Pissed-Off Chicane!

Clint: Ned Vamoose Chicane

Clint: With love, Edmund Kelly Chicane”

/end of audio description]

[lucretiaadventurezone]

tres horny boys gn outfit appreciation

[eyedove]

indrid at the back of the party

[vronoch]

indrid cold, i can see the future, nice to meet you

[cryptidcola]

not ready to let go of indrid again yet so they should just have him in every arc from here on out

[timeforlupsopinion]

Okay dust season 2 fucking RIPS

[captorations]

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

[nentuaby]

Ok, I Don't Even Go Here re: Homestuck, but this is a QUALITY crossover joke.