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The amount of adults who tell me they don’t know what size their feet are when they ask me to help them find shoes is truly startling.
Well, I mean, lots of people don’t buy shoes on the regular so it’s kind of easy to forget what size your feet are. I don’t know what size mine are.
I want to go dancing and become the dancing queen without being 17.
Can you dance, can you jive while having the time of your life?
Is anyone alive?
I need to vent.
I'm alive, last time I checked. What's up, pup?
That would explain it then. Yes, I am.
How long have you been serving?
shhh, I said it is so it is. well, you’re still beautiful and intelligent even though science doesn’t like you.
Thank you, Brookie. You're the sweetest peach on the tree.
I don’t, he probably was sent in a different batallion. But is he a Marine?
No, I don't think so. Is that what you are?
Oh really? You’re brother is in the Army as well?
Yes! His name is Aaron Abrams. Do you know him?
don’t say that! You’re absolutely brilliant. You’re so brilliant that Issac Newton himself is intimidated.
Well that's just not true whatsoever. Science really isn't my thing anyways.Â
you’re a computer genius. Thank you. If you ever need to find a major, computer science is your go to
Eh, my brain isn't smart enough for computer science. Or any science, really.
Thanks. Afghanistan.
Oh that's cool! My brother was over there for awhile.
Evan, thank you! Do I need to make a appointment?
Nah, you're a VIP. You don't need an appointment.
I'm hyper.
Someone come to the gym with me!
I'm in! I need to get back in shape for the summer, anyways.
I guess I can say it’s good to be home.
Welcome home! Where are you coming back from?
i mADE MY WEB SCREEN REALLY BIG AND NOW I DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF IT AND I’M SCARED.
Just press the command button and the minus sign.
Never walk away from the internet for two months. You miss so much vines and dresses and cute puppies. I’m officially sad for all the important things I have missed.
I can help you catch up on cute puppies and cute puppy vines!
Thank you! I owe you my life and my first born and I’ll pay for your next hair cut. I’ll shave your beard. Whatever you need. Yes please. Hot Cheeto Puffs?
I don't trust you to go anywhere near my beard. I wouldn't mind if you bought me lunch sometime. Hot Cheeto Puffs it is. Anything else?
Great. Really full and trying to focus my attention on studying. If you come over to visit Adrian I'm going to cockblock and cuddle you just to warn you ahead of time.
I am willing to make that sacrifice. But that doesn't mean I won't send him dirty text messages while you and I are cuddling.
