just another writing blog™

Yo, call me Dan or Sky or Bitchlord™. Feel free to toss writing ideas at me. Also, yell at me to, y'know, actually write.

[krumbaphant]

hey money’s kind of tight atm so i’d like to try and pick up some writing commissions if possible. you can see my info here , and if you’d like a writing sample just let me know and i’ll send one your way. hit me up if ya interested <3

[krumbaphant]

what’s up, it’s ya boy and i’m in the mood to stretch my writing muscles (and work’s scarce at the moment) so i’m opening commissions. i mostly write within fandom (as seen here) but i’m open to other stuff as well. 

Pricing: 

-$0.50 USD per 100 words ($5 per 1000 words, $10 per 2000 words, etc.) up to 6000 words. Anything more than that can be discussed but will most likely cost extra. 

-$3 USD flat rate for 500 words or less

-i’m open to the possibility of writing nsfw pieces but that must be discussed first and will cost double regardless. this is not a guarantee that i will definitely write nsfw, just a note that it’s a possibility 

-payment will be made after the writing is finished but before the final product is shown. posting the finished piece will be up for discussion. 

Things I Can Write: 

-angst

-hurt/comfort

-sickfic

-fluff

-found family

-sibling dynamics

-shenanigans and hooliganism

-other generic tropes

-queer shit

-crackfic (see Hercules and the Cosmo)

-fandom (including but not limited to/up for discussion–Heathers, My Hero Academia, Life is Strange, Pokemon, Undertale, Stardew Valley, Harvest Moon, The Raven Cycle, Carry On series, etc)

-OCs (references/descriptions are a must)

Things to Note:

-i maintain the right to refuse or stop a commission if at any time i become uncomfortable or other circumstances arise. 

-whether or not pieces can be posted will be discussed

-unless someone pays me to write about my own ocs, i don’t claim to own any of the characters/worlds i write about

-i’m also open to beta-reading or editing for same price listings as above, but that can be discussed.

Contact:

if you’re interested or have any questions about anything above, feel free to dm me here or email me at abrasivelysilentnoisemaker.gmail.com

have a great day, y’all

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[un-official-artist]

Me, rereading my last chapter so I know how to write the next: lmao what dumbass wrote this shit?

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me jumping between my WIPs without actually finishing any of them

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kUrT aNd RaM aRe BaD pEoPLe

thank u @president-homewrecker

[summerofspock]

All my fics

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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i started this chapter over two years ago, we did it lads

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real talk i never thought we'd get to this point in the fic

it sure is special

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ever write a sentence so stilted and off-balance that you know you're gonna scream when you edit later

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aww hell yeah chapter 13 draft is almost done

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how gay is too gay

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i would Die for elly kelly

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this is totally 100% irrelevant to how the next chapter is going right now but still holds true

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

in which things fall apart and the boys kind of talk

hey, please read the summary at the beginning, this is not a happy chapter

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it's not my writing if it's not sickfic, crack, or extreme angst

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ngl the next chapter's gonna be real rough to read unless i decide to scrap it and do something different, but everything's just been kind of building to this anyway