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THIS WORLD IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU!
[TO THE TUNE OF "NEW YORK, NEW YORK"] START SPREADING THE NEWS, MR SULU IS GAY!!!!
add me on skype if we’re mutuals plz thnx
I like Captain Kirk. He’s the one who told me there was a difference between a butt dial and a booty call!
Chekhov (via incorrect-trekquotes)
Game Grumps Sentence Starters
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“Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.”
“I am constantly erect.”
“ Did you just fart?”
“No, that came from the wall.”
“We’ve breaken several law.”
“What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!”
“It really hurts! Check it! Ooow!”
“It’s how you know that you’re fisting someone.”
“I hate when I’m on my way to work, get sucked into The Void, and, have to spend half an hour at Void Control.”
“I’M READY TO BREED!”
“ They’re basically a bunch of aliens, they’re aliens.”
“Bro I know how to teach aliens, I taught in England.”
“‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’”
“He’s doin’ it… on paw-pose”
“___, sex your flargen! ___, nudge that cheese!”
“___, shut up, I’m being a magic sheep princess!!”
“God, no one get’s tail like jugglers, man.”
“These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’”
“We’re running a clean girl operation here, straight edge cam girls only”
“ Hold on to your tits, everyone. This is happening. “
“ My tits are firmly held on to. “
“___, as I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.”
“Oh man you little tumble weed fuck get back here.”
“When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?”
Rain prompts 🌧
“I TOLD you not to go outside and did you listen? nO. AND NOW YOU HAVE A COLD. AND IM GONNA HAVE TO NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH WITH SOUP AND MANDATORY CUDDLES” au
“I’m drying off your hair with a towel and I’m concentrating so hard until I look down and see you looking up at me with raindrops still clinging to your lashes and freckling your cheeks. your hair’s all mussed and I’m still rubbing the towel over your head and ajshajaklalala” AU
“STOP SPLASHING ME WTF UGH ITS GETTING ALL OVER ME AND OH SHIT IT STARTED RAINING AGAIN QUICK WE NEED SHELTER NO STOP SPLASHING AROUND YOURE GONNA GET THE BOTH OF US EVEN MORE SOAKED THEN WE’LL ALREADY BE” AU
“I don’t know why you thought a dumpster would be a good place to take shelter from the rain but here we are I guess” au
“There’s only room under this umbrella for one. Oh fine, get under here I guess we’ll both be partially soaked.” AU
“kISSING?? IN THE RAIN??? siGn Me tHe FUCK UP” AU
the 100 sentence starters
“Love is weakness.”
“I should’ve killed you when I had the chance.”
“What’s wrong with a little chaos?”
“I never wanted any of this to happen to you.”
“I tried… I tried to be the good guy.”
“I bear it so they don’t have to.”
“I am become death, destroyer of worlds.”
“I did what I had to do, that’s all.”
“Maybe life should be about more than just surviving.”
“I have no home.”
“You’re dead to me.”
“Sucks, but I’m dealing with it.”
“I’m not fine!”
“What if I’m just broken?”
“Blood must have blood.”
“The things we’ve done to survive, they don’t define us.”
“The only way we’re gonna make it through this is if we trust each other.”
“Let me guess, Mommy and Daddy didn’t love you?”
“…Are you gonna cry, [Name]?”
“I don’t need a babysitter.”
“I’d step back if I was you.”
“It won’t survive me.”
“You don’t have to do this alone.”
“No more secrets.”
“All I do is hurt people. I’m a monster.”
“You’re not allowed to die.”
“Who we are and who we need to be in order to survive are very different things.”
“I won’t let anything bad happen to you, [Name].”
“You want forgiveness? Fine, I’ll give it to you. You’re forgiven, okay?”
“I am doing the best I can!”
“Everything that’s gone wrong is because of you.”
“I’m glad you’re here.”
“Pain. Hate. Envy. Those are the ABC’s of me, you take them away and there’s nothing left.”
“I couldn’t save him/her.”
“May we meet again.”
“How about you stick it up your ass instead?”
“You can’t afford to be weak.”
“You have something I want.”
“Revenge isn’t justice.”
“Aim for the throat. Slash, don’t stab. Make it deep.”
“You saved my life.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“Stop blaming me for your mistakes!”
“Maybe there are no good guys.”
“Do you have any idea what you did? Do you even care?”
She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.
Flannery O’Connor (via feellng)
‘ Hello, my name is Robin. ’
If you have no self control clap your hands
brEAKS THE BONES IN MY HANDS AS I SLAM THEM TOGETHER NUMEROUS TIMES
If you are a ship whore and you know it click reblog.
*rolls in* Willow woULD LIKE A CHEEK KISS OR SMTH FROM HER MOM OK
she smiles down at the much shorter girl, pulling her into a tight hug before pressing a soft kiss to her forehead.
“ listen kiddo, just come to me whenever you need medical assistance involving your cystic fibrosis; i know how much that stuff gets to you. it’s okay sweetie. ”
FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES
why do people not like multimuse blogs?
A KING has his reign and then he DIES. It’s inevitable. That is the NATURAL order of things.
send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.
If the generator is being lame, just choose something that works for the muses.
aggressive/angry kiss
all over kiss
back kiss
cheek kiss
firm kiss
shy kiss
first kiss
forehead kiss
french kiss
gentle kiss
scar kiss
hand kiss
jawline kiss
last kiss
neck kiss
rain kiss
friendly kiss
chaste kiss
stomach kiss
underwater kiss
upside down kiss
spin the bottle kiss
an eskimo kiss
butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )
a kiss pressed to each fingertip
a kiss on the hairline
a kiss to the temples
a kiss to the corner of the mouth
a kiss to bruised skin
a kiss on the knuckles
Hot, Steamy kiss
Forced Kiss
Nose Kiss
Gentle Peck
Romantic Kiss
Eyelid Kiss
Collarbone Kiss
Chest/Breast Kiss
Kiss Along the Hips
Navel Kiss
Goofy Kiss
Forceful Kiss
Reunion Kiss
Then there’s tongue
Bear Hug
Sleepy hug
Cuddle hug
Unreciprocated hug
“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug
From behind hug
“Something scared me” hug
The Lift hug
One armed hug
The Leg hug
Friendly hug
The emotional hug
Failed hug
Run and Jump hug
Romantic hug
Side hug
Comforting hug
Family hug
Hug around waist
Clinging hug
‘’Don’t let go’’ hug
‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug
Warm hug
Awkward hug
Cold hug
okay but add me on skype if we’re mutuals, tell me who ye are tho or i won’t add you back