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Hi…I am Happy Meek…I don’t know what else to say…
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…carrots don’t taste that good…I don’t like the worms on them…they wiggle too much…
Y'ever tried washin' em first, love?
…no…should I…?
If yer pickin' veg from the ground, y'gotta wash it 'fore ye eat it. Gets all the bugs 'n the dirt off. Just- only, uh, rinse it wit' water, don't use soap or anythin'.
…I see…thank you…maybe I can make a better treat for Jovial…once I find him…
…carrots don’t taste that good…I don’t like the worms on them…they wiggle too much…
Y'ever tried washin' em first, love?
…no…should I…?
…carrots don’t taste that good…I don’t like the worms on them…they wiggle too much…
They're not supposed to have worms. Wash them with warm water first.
…they’re not…?…but they come out of the ground with them…I thought that was natural…Jovial loved the worms…
…carrots don’t taste that good…I don’t like the worms on them…they wiggle too much…
The origin of "bless you" was (apparently) supposed to be a prayer of warding against disease. Honestly it makes more sense for bless you to be a response to coughs than sneezes anyway since coughs are the greater signifier of disease
…then I’ll also try that…maybe I can make this a test…?…I’m not smart but this could work…right…?
…what do you say when someone coughs…?…when they sneeze you say bless you…so when they cough…?…I’ve heard people say excuse you…but that sounds mean…
You say "Koor"
…oh…that wasn’t what I expected…but thank you anyways…
…what do you say when someone coughs…?…when they sneeze you say bless you…so when they cough…?…I’ve heard people say excuse you…but that sounds mean…
On occasion, I like to put a drawing of Holy Cure on a jumping bean, set it on a hot-ish surface and see what comes of it.
…that sounds…fun…?
You say that as though you have never tried it before...?
…cause I haven’t…is this a normal experience…?…am I missing out on something…?
No! You are merely one of the lucky 1,000!~ I, the great and humble psychic Confusion, would be more than happy to show you the results of such an endeavor! As a psychic, I can even project the events into your sweet mind!
…oh…well that would be nice…will it hurt though…?…I’ve been told I’m not bright…but projecting events into my mind sounds…painful…
On occasion, I like to put a drawing of Holy Cure on a jumping bean, set it on a hot-ish surface and see what comes of it.
…that sounds…fun…?
You say that as though you have never tried it before...?
…cause I haven’t…is this a normal experience…?…am I missing out on something…?
You look really kissable!
Good. Now scram.
……oooooooh…that’s what kissable means…wait how am I kissable…?
You look really kissable did you know that
…no…I didn’t know that…how does someone look kissable…?
I know you all love your Rice Shower, your Gold Ship, and your Agnes Tachyon, and I don’t blame any of you, they’re all amazing and I love them too. But can we please talk about Happy Meek.. my hamster daughter. She’s so underrated and I love her ❤️❤️❤️
…me…?
On occasion, I like to put a drawing of Holy Cure on a jumping bean, set it on a hot-ish surface and see what comes of it.
…that sounds…fun…?
Hmm youre something of a tricky one Happy Meek. In you I have seen great skill and dexterity, and a strong concern for your trainer, ms Kiryuin. I'd almost go so far as to call it love. Yet on the other hand I have witnessed in you a frankly staggering ability to be blind to what is happening. I am concerned for your ability to utilise my gifts effectively in a way that wouldn't post a danger to yourself, and that is the antithesis of my purpose.
You need additional training i think, if you are to use what i offer effectively, for now though I have a proposal for you if you would hear it?
Take this: *Anon hands happy meek a Bo staff. A 6ft long thin pole of pine wood. This one feels quite light, as it is a reduced weight training version. Carved into one end is an image of a rabbit*
Learning to use a staff is the entry level of the world of Polearms. I would see you take this and train with it. But not just train your body, but your mind, and your spirit too. Polearms are tools of Protectors, and I think you have it in you to be a great Guardian, if youre willing to work at it.
-Polearm Anon
Now I must seek out ms. Kiryuin. Although, based on prior observation, I imagine she'll be here any second..
…I see…then I’ll learn…I want to become the Uma and great guardian you think I am…I won’t disappoint you…not again…
We love you Happy Meek!!!
…thank you…that means a lot… Mwah…
…there’s an average of 61 spiders in a home…I make it a point to be rid of them each day…why do they keep coming back…why are they always there…?…they’ve become the one constant in my life…
That's a lot of spiders. Want help getting rid of them?
…please…they’re everywhere…they took Jovial…
