Aoi Kiryuin

[iron-will-trainer]

Hello, Umablr. I am Aoi Kiryuin, Happy Meek's Trainer.

I heard that this is a good way to connect with your trainee, so I decided to make a blog.

(Same mod as @4leavesofluck) ((yes, I made another blog. Deal with it.))

((No NSFW. I ship Aoi Kiryuin with Happy Meek.))

[iron-will-trainer]

You look really kissable!

Good. Now scram.

[absent-minded-uma]

……oooooooh…that’s what kissable means…wait how am I kissable…?

[iron-will-trainer]

It means people want to kiss you, but only I'm allowed to do that.

[iron-will-trainer]

You look really kissable!

Good. Now scram.

[absent-minded-uma]

You look really kissable did you know that

…no…I didn’t know that…how does someone look kissable…?

[iron-will-trainer]

*Aoi is visibly restraining herself*

[trainer-kiryu]

...would it be easier for you if I was restraining you, Aoi? You seem... upset.

[iron-will-trainer]

That might be helpful, I feel violent.

[trainer-kiryu]

I take it your memory is back, then?

*You know, just making casual conversation while restraining her.*

[iron-will-trainer]

Nope. Don't remember why, but I want to kill that guy.

[absent-minded-uma]

You look really kissable did you know that

…no…I didn’t know that…how does someone look kissable…?

[iron-will-trainer]

*Aoi is visibly restraining herself*

[trainer-kiryu]

...would it be easier for you if I was restraining you, Aoi? You seem... upset.

[iron-will-trainer]

That might be helpful, I feel violent.

[absent-minded-uma]

You look really kissable did you know that

…no…I didn’t know that…how does someone look kissable…?

[iron-will-trainer]

*Aoi is visibly restraining herself*

[iron-will-trainer]

Ah excellent, there you are.

You should know, my fellow Anons pleaded me not to come here. Not to furnish you with one of my Polearms. They fear you. They fear what you might do if armed with more than a Frying Pan.

However, I am a firm believe in the inaliable right of a person to Change and Atone. And so, here we stand, and here I am.

You know, youre a lot like your Trainee, ms. Kiryuin. You have so much potential, so much capacity for goodness in you. Yet you have in you the hot headed fire of Youth. I've seen someone fighting for love before, and it looked exactly like that. Where you fell short was when you let your passion blind you to reality and your fear cloud your judgement.

To Meek I said Polearms are not toys. To you i say: "Weapons are an option of Last Resort". You are capable enough as it stands, what You Must Learn is temperance. Why reach for a flamethrower when a broom will do?

So, to my task. I gift you with This: *Aoi is handed a staff. It is identical in every way to the one that was handed to Meek* But, with this gift comes a task. Take it, and go back to your Trainee and train with her. Teach her how to use it, and as you do, watch her. Learn from Her, just as she learns from you. Learn of her serenity and peace. Then when you master that, when you Master Yourself, return to me.

Prove the naysayers wrong. Prove to me that you are not just a force of destruction and blind rage. Prove that, like Meek, you are willing to be a true Protector

I shall be watching, with great expectation.

-Polearm Anon

I'm still not sure what I did to be so feared. I'm sure I'd be sorry if I could just remember what it was, but thank you for this gift and the second chance.

[absent-minded-uma]

Hmm youre something of a tricky one Happy Meek. In you I have seen great skill and dexterity, and a strong concern for your trainer, ms Kiryuin. I'd almost go so far as to call it love. Yet on the other hand I have witnessed in you a frankly staggering ability to be blind to what is happening. I am concerned for your ability to utilise my gifts effectively in a way that wouldn't post a danger to yourself, and that is the antithesis of my purpose.

You need additional training i think, if you are to use what i offer effectively, for now though I have a proposal for you if you would hear it?

Take this: *Anon hands happy meek a Bo staff. A 6ft long thin pole of pine wood. This one feels quite light, as it is a reduced weight training version. Carved into one end is an image of a rabbit*

Learning to use a staff is the entry level of the world of Polearms. I would see you take this and train with it. But not just train your body, but your mind, and your spirit too. Polearms are tools of Protectors, and I think you have it in you to be a great Guardian, if youre willing to work at it.

-Polearm Anon

Now I must seek out ms. Kiryuin. Although, based on prior observation, I imagine she'll be here any second..

…I see…then I’ll learn…I want to become the Uma and great guardian you think I am…I won’t disappoint you…not again…

[iron-will-trainer]

Neat staff, Meek!

[absent-minded-uma]

We love you Happy Meek!!!

…thank you…that means a lot… Mwah…

[iron-will-trainer]

What the heck?? Where the hell did you get a flamethrower! And who gave it to you! Oh Hell No we want no part in this!!! The Frying Pan was Bad Enough!

*There is a panicked stampede of terrified Anons fleeing for their lives from Aoi*

?? Flamethrower is for spiders. Not people.

[absent-minded-uma]

…there’s an average of 61 spiders in a home…I make it a point to be rid of them each day…why do they keep coming back…why are they always there…?…they’ve become the one constant in my life…

[iron-will-trainer]

That's a lot of spiders. Want help getting rid of them?

[absent-minded-uma]

…please…they’re everywhere…they took Jovial…

[iron-will-trainer]

Ok.

*Aoi pulls out a flamethrower and starts torching the spiders.*

That's what you get for scaring my trainee!

[absent-minded-uma]

…there’s an average of 61 spiders in a home…I make it a point to be rid of them each day…why do they keep coming back…why are they always there…?…they’ve become the one constant in my life…

[iron-will-trainer]

That's a lot of spiders. Want help getting rid of them?

[noxnachash]

I used to push my friend(she uses a wheelchair) around school and in whatever place we were, and recently I went out with my parents to buy groceries and I genuinely felt like Umas might feel after taking off heavy cleats they used while training while I pushed that shopping cart omg is so easy and so light I feel like a god and I must be the one pushing from now on and I do not allow anyone to hold it while I'm pushing, I'm not hitting anyone or anything, I'm 200% qualified for this

[iron-will-trainer]

Hmm.... could this be a new training method?

[myownwillpower6311426]

hello! i'm new to umablr and i hope i can make friends here.

you can call me robby!

i am 15 years old!

it's very nice to meet you all!

[iron-will-trainer]

*Aoi is still in the infirmary, and thus, manages to escape the safety inspector.*

Wait... is there a safety inspection going on?

[tazunatwo]

Yes, there is.

*Tazuna seems... incredibly worried.*

[iron-will-trainer]

Oh, well, good luck.

[iron-will-trainer]

*Aoi is still in the infirmary, and thus, manages to escape the safety inspector.*

Wait... is there a safety inspection going on?

[iron-will-trainer]

liar

she's not a legal adult!

Pretty sure she is. We're both around the same age.

[absent-minded-uma]

…I’ve adulted…if I hadn’t my boss would be in a lot of trouble…because I’m a bartender…and bartending underage is illegal…

[iron-will-trainer]

When did you get hired as a bartender? Did racing not work out?

[absent-minded-uma]

…I have a lot of jobs…not really any that I want…I like racing but I guess these responsibilities keep catching up…

[iron-will-trainer]

You should only be taking the jobs you want.