Aoi Kiryuin

[iron-will-trainer]

Hello, Umablr. I am Aoi Kiryuin, Happy Meek's Trainer.

I heard that this is a good way to connect with your trainee, so I decided to make a blog.

(Same mod as @4leavesofluck) ((yes, I made another blog. Deal with it.))

((No NSFW. I ship Aoi Kiryuin with Happy Meek.))

[absent-minded-uma]

Yaoi in my horse girl yuri?! I find this resolution to be UNEXEPTABLE!

You’re really loud… also what’s a horse?

[iron-will-trainer]

Not sure. Want me to get rid of them for you?

[absent-minded-uma]

…you’re not gonna kill them, are you?

[iron-will-trainer]

Not if you don't want me to

[absent-minded-uma]

Maybe just give them a little tap… little bap on the head.

[iron-will-trainer]

*Bonks the Anon*

[absent-minded-uma]

Yaoi in my horse girl yuri?! I find this resolution to be UNEXEPTABLE!

You’re really loud… also what’s a horse?

[iron-will-trainer]

Not sure. Want me to get rid of them for you?

[absent-minded-uma]

…you’re not gonna kill them, are you?

[iron-will-trainer]

Not if you don't want me to

[absent-minded-uma]

Yaoi in my horse girl yuri?! I find this resolution to be UNEXEPTABLE!

You’re really loud… also what’s a horse?

[iron-will-trainer]

Not sure. Want me to get rid of them for you?

[absent-minded-uma]

WAIT. What did you just say.

…Yowie?

[beardedmrbean]

We got you buddy

[aniki-price]

When people say "crab bucket mentality" I always think "buckets don't occur in nature" and then things like this.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

"Buckets don't occur in nature"

actually goes hard as fuck.

[absent-minded-uma]

*poking you* why floor

The floor is cold… not really any other reason…

*Door slams open*

MEEK, The fuck are you doing on my floor!?

[iron-will-trainer]

Do we have a problem, mister?

*Aoi has a weapon. A Bo Staff*

[absent-minded-uma]

We do have a problem, keep your simpleminded Uma out of my house!

…Yikes forever.

[iron-will-trainer]

Uh-huh....

*Murders him.*

[trainer-kiryu]

Every time...

[iron-will-trainer]

He was threatening her!

[trainer-kiryu]

*sigh*

[iron-will-trainer]

I'll take care of the body....

[absent-minded-uma]

Bye bye Mr za…

[absent-minded-uma]

*poking you* why floor

The floor is cold… not really any other reason…

*Door slams open*

MEEK, The fuck are you doing on my floor!?

[iron-will-trainer]

Do we have a problem, mister?

*Aoi has a weapon. A Bo Staff*

[absent-minded-uma]

We do have a problem, keep your simpleminded Uma out of my house!

…Yikes forever.

[iron-will-trainer]

Uh-huh....

*Murders him.*

[trainer-kiryu]

Every time...

[iron-will-trainer]

He was threatening her!

[trainer-kiryu]

*sigh*

[iron-will-trainer]

I'll take care of the body....

[absent-minded-uma]

*poking you* why floor

The floor is cold… not really any other reason…

*Door slams open*

MEEK, The fuck are you doing on my floor!?

[iron-will-trainer]

Do we have a problem, mister?

*Aoi has a weapon. A Bo Staff*

[absent-minded-uma]

We do have a problem, keep your simpleminded Uma out of my house!

…Yikes forever.

[iron-will-trainer]

Uh-huh....

*Murders him.*

[trainer-kiryu]

Every time...

[iron-will-trainer]

He was threatening her!

[absent-minded-uma]

*poking you* why floor

The floor is cold… not really any other reason…

*Door slams open*

MEEK, The fuck are you doing on my floor!?

[iron-will-trainer]

Do we have a problem, mister?

*Aoi has a weapon. A Bo Staff*

[absent-minded-uma]

We do have a problem, keep your simpleminded Uma out of my house!

…Yikes forever.

[iron-will-trainer]

Uh-huh....

*Murders him.*

[absent-minded-uma]

*poking you* why floor

The floor is cold… not really any other reason…

*Door slams open*

MEEK, The fuck are you doing on my floor!?

[iron-will-trainer]

Do we have a problem, mister?

*Aoi has a weapon. A Bo Staff*

[chiibimaruu]

call me a horse because half of what i eat is just carrots and apples

[horsegirlslove]

x

[absent-minded-uma]

Where is here

The floor…

[absent-minded-uma]

Whoever invented corners is the devil…

[iron-will-trainer]

I'll fix it. Don't worry

[milquetoaast]

source

[yanguang]

[absent-minded-uma]

MEISHO DOTO IS A PEERLESS GEM!

MEISHO DOTO IS AN UNRIVALED GENIUS!

MEISHO DOTO IS AN INIMITABLE BEAUTY! NO ONE CAN RIVAL HER BEAUTY! NO ONE!

ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE MEISHO DOTO IS OBJECTIVELY WRONG! WRONG I TELL YOU!

MEISHO DOTO COULD DISMEMBER ME BIT BY BIT AND I'D FAWN OVER HER TOUCH! HER TOUCH IS A BLESSING!

MEISHO DOTO COULD USE ME AS AN ARM REST AND I WOULD DIE IN THAT POSITION WILLINGLY! IT WOULD BE AN HONOR!

MEISHO DOTO COULD REDUSE MY VALUE TO THE FILITH OF A SUB-HUMAN AND I'D THANK HER FOR NOTICING ME! TO BE NOTICED IS TO BE TREASURED BY HER!

MEISHO DOTO IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION! THE MOST PERFECT IN THE WORLD! NO ONE CAN MATCH HER!

-Meisho Doto cultists

Okay… you’re getting really violent with it now, you didn’t have to scream at me you’re like right infront of me…

[iron-will-trainer]

*And here comes AOI KIRYUIN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!*