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one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

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a real life case of the “oh? havent you heard?” meme

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I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

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What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

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remember back in m*ddle sch**l when ppl would say “oh so you called me a b*tch? well b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment ;)” bc that’s what some of you guys’ arguments sound like

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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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The fact middle school is censored is adding an indescribable aura to this post.

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THE TINIEST FEET

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@nueps

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Watch her consider the finger

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This is an Anna’s Hummingbird; named after Anna Masséna, Duchess of Rivoli.

Also, evidently hand feeding Hummingbirds is a kinda popular thing. All you have to do is put sugar-water that’s been dyed red or any other bright, flower like color in your hand and stand around some hummingbirds.

It highkey looks like that hummingbird just attacked that person’s hand and is now drinking the blood though. Lol

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“But comedy has to be edgy and offensive or else it’s terrible!”

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An Exorcism is basically a Catholic priest Yeeting the demon out of your body.

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Ok, as a catholic, I have to say this is extremely incorrect. It is not a priest yeeting the demon out of your body.

It’s God shouting BEGONE THOT through the priest to send the demon away.

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Whats up with Hei Hei in some of the Moana promo art and posters? Like

And like

And even????

He’s so angry and ready to Throw Down

But then in actuality he’s just

Disney explain

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I went to the “Behind the Scenes” panel for Moana at CTN expo this year and the explanation is as follows:

In development, HeiHei used to be a character meant to be Moana’s watchdog. He stands to the side making sure she stays out of trouble (and away from the sea) and judges her (sort of like Flint the hummingbird from Pocahontas) but the directors were worried that it made him too unlikeable. John Lasseter gave the crew about 48 hours to think of a way to figure out how to save his character or else he’d be cut from the film. So instead HeiHei’s IQ was lowered waaaay down, making him more lovable and funny. During a story pitch in which Moana had to retrieve the Heart of Te Fiti from the Kakamora, she originally only retrieved the stone. The artists reboarded it exactly the same except HeiHei swallowed it and the Kakamora was lugging around a chicken instead and it instantly made everything more hilarious. To which Lasseter exclaimed at that moment: “THE CHICKEN LIVES!” an inside joke that was kept at the end of the film when the ocean spat HeiHei onto the shore and Maui remarks “the chicken lives!”

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best thing about this movie was the perfectly marketed/polished commercial animal side kick just waiting to be the new olaf and then its in the movie for like 3 mins tops and instead a chicken that eats rocks gets to be the disney animal companion™

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IT GETS BETTER.

Once they rewrote the character they were in a panic. Who could voice such a role?

None other than Alan Tudyk, known as “Walt Disney Studios’ lucky charm” due to his roles as Duke in Frozen, King Candy in Wreck-It Ralph and KTSO in Rogue One, who made the front freaking page of the Wall Street Journal due to his performance.

Tudyk says: “The character you’re playing, even though he’s a rooster and is really stupid, you approach it in the same way you would approach Hamlet, which is exactly how I approached it. But they give you the circumstances. “You’re on the boat. You didn’t expect to be here. You just climbed in a boat to maybe sleep. You don’t even know why you climbed in the boat. You’re really that dumb. Every three minutes is a new world to you, so you see that you’re trapped on this boat, and you freak out. Go.”

Note: Tudyk went to Julliard.

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for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

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Make this the new meme!

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War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami

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How is it Beyoncé was able to whip her hair properly and not have it in her face while her backup singers couldn’t?

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im actually laughing so hard at this

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tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

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Yeah uhhhh quick question how are they not dead

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white people are so fucking scary

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fergie’s big girls don’t cry playing in the bg really cements this as an experience

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black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

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the void is loud and wants chicken

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Guys my cat is so polite

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Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.