Absinthe

@absinthe-kjrp

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Name’s Absinthe. Stay away unless you want trouble.

Pronouns: he/him

Location: none of ya business

Ooc: feel free to send asks!

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(An eerie whistle approaches from behind, a blue haired joy with a grin that seems slightly odd accompanying it. The one visible hand is toying with a switchblade)

@absinthe-kjrp

(Damnit. He thought he’d lost the damn pig, but apparently not. On turning around, the person following him looks almost exactly like the pig… except the hair is blue. Carousel doesn’t really register that though, dehydration and fatigue doing him in slowly)

Witch, are you seriously still following me?

Still?

(He asks in a cheery voice, practically a chirp)

You can’t possibly have noticed me before now.

(Carousel frowns slightly, movement slowing- not that he was going particularly fast to begin with- as he stares at the blue haired joy)

You… you look like… the pig that was following me from Batt.

I’m no pig.

(The accusation stings- there really isn’t a worse insult for a joy, really)

I only started following you a zone ago.

…Then why’d the pig look so like you?

(It hasn’t occured to Carousel to run yet, brain really and truly struggling)

How would I know?

(He fires one shot at Carousel, just missing. He wants Carousel to run, its so much more fun like that)

(That starts xem running again, although not nearly as fast as xey used to. He’s visibly less bulky)

Shit… I wanted to go home…

(Absinthe doesn’t hear, following after xem again. The whistling continues)

(Xey’re already stumbling more than jogging away, the desert spinning around him. Why hadn’t he stopped by the rescue? Why hadn’t he at least picked up a weapon?)

(The whistle is right behind xem now as Absinthe catches up properly, matching pace for a few seconds before putting his prosthetic arm round xeir neck from behind)

(Xey squirm, trying to break free)

Please… please, I just want to go home… let me go…

Now why would I do that?

(Absinthe asks calmly as he stabs Carousel in the side, just enough to bleed, enough to hurt)

(Carousel whines quietly)

Please?

No.

(He shoves xem to the sand, the blade twisting before it comes back out)

(Xey cry out, trying to kick at Absinthe. What had he done to deserve this?)

(Carousel had simply been the first target he got shoved towards, but Absinthe wasn’t letting him go. He even recognises him now- that makes a trophy label easier.

He holds xem still with a crushing weight, carving into his side)

You don’t need both kidneys… you don’t really need any of these, where you’re going…

(An eerie whistle approaches from behind, a blue haired joy with a grin that seems slightly odd accompanying it. The one visible hand is toying with a switchblade)

@absinthe-kjrp

(Damnit. He thought he’d lost the damn pig, but apparently not. On turning around, the person following him looks almost exactly like the pig… except the hair is blue. Carousel doesn’t really register that though, dehydration and fatigue doing him in slowly)

Witch, are you seriously still following me?

Still?

(He asks in a cheery voice, practically a chirp)

You can’t possibly have noticed me before now.

(Carousel frowns slightly, movement slowing- not that he was going particularly fast to begin with- as he stares at the blue haired joy)

You… you look like… the pig that was following me from Batt.

I’m no pig.

(The accusation stings- there really isn’t a worse insult for a joy, really)

I only started following you a zone ago.

…Then why’d the pig look so like you?

(It hasn’t occured to Carousel to run yet, brain really and truly struggling)

How would I know?

(He fires one shot at Carousel, just missing. He wants Carousel to run, its so much more fun like that)

(That starts xem running again, although not nearly as fast as xey used to. He’s visibly less bulky)

Shit… I wanted to go home…

(Absinthe doesn’t hear, following after xem again. The whistling continues)

(Xey’re already stumbling more than jogging away, the desert spinning around him. Why hadn’t he stopped by the rescue? Why hadn’t he at least picked up a weapon?)

(The whistle is right behind xem now as Absinthe catches up properly, matching pace for a few seconds before putting his prosthetic arm round xeir neck from behind)

(Xey squirm, trying to break free)

Please… please, I just want to go home… let me go…

Now why would I do that?

(Absinthe asks calmly as he stabs Carousel in the side, just enough to bleed, enough to hurt)

(Carousel whines quietly)

Please?

No.

(He shoves xem to the sand, the blade twisting before it comes back out)

(An eerie whistle approaches from behind, a blue haired joy with a grin that seems slightly odd accompanying it. The one visible hand is toying with a switchblade)

@absinthe-kjrp

(Damnit. He thought he’d lost the damn pig, but apparently not. On turning around, the person following him looks almost exactly like the pig… except the hair is blue. Carousel doesn’t really register that though, dehydration and fatigue doing him in slowly)

Witch, are you seriously still following me?

Still?

(He asks in a cheery voice, practically a chirp)

You can’t possibly have noticed me before now.

(Carousel frowns slightly, movement slowing- not that he was going particularly fast to begin with- as he stares at the blue haired joy)

You… you look like… the pig that was following me from Batt.

I’m no pig.

(The accusation stings- there really isn’t a worse insult for a joy, really)

I only started following you a zone ago.

…Then why’d the pig look so like you?

(It hasn’t occured to Carousel to run yet, brain really and truly struggling)

How would I know?

(He fires one shot at Carousel, just missing. He wants Carousel to run, its so much more fun like that)

(That starts xem running again, although not nearly as fast as xey used to. He’s visibly less bulky)

Shit… I wanted to go home…

(Absinthe doesn’t hear, following after xem again. The whistling continues)

(Xey’re already stumbling more than jogging away, the desert spinning around him. Why hadn’t he stopped by the rescue? Why hadn’t he at least picked up a weapon?)

(The whistle is right behind xem now as Absinthe catches up properly, matching pace for a few seconds before putting his prosthetic arm round xeir neck from behind)

(Xey squirm, trying to break free)

Please… please, I just want to go home… let me go…

Now why would I do that?

(Absinthe asks calmly as he stabs Carousel in the side, just enough to bleed, enough to hurt)

you should read about the perfect prosthetic trope

Hrmmm?

(An eerie whistle approaches from behind, a blue haired joy with a grin that seems slightly odd accompanying it. The one visible hand is toying with a switchblade)

@absinthe-kjrp

(Damnit. He thought he’d lost the damn pig, but apparently not. On turning around, the person following him looks almost exactly like the pig… except the hair is blue. Carousel doesn’t really register that though, dehydration and fatigue doing him in slowly)

Witch, are you seriously still following me?

Still?

(He asks in a cheery voice, practically a chirp)

You can’t possibly have noticed me before now.

(Carousel frowns slightly, movement slowing- not that he was going particularly fast to begin with- as he stares at the blue haired joy)

You… you look like… the pig that was following me from Batt.

I’m no pig.

(The accusation stings- there really isn’t a worse insult for a joy, really)

I only started following you a zone ago.

…Then why’d the pig look so like you?

(It hasn’t occured to Carousel to run yet, brain really and truly struggling)

How would I know?

(He fires one shot at Carousel, just missing. He wants Carousel to run, its so much more fun like that)

(That starts xem running again, although not nearly as fast as xey used to. He’s visibly less bulky)

Shit… I wanted to go home…

(Absinthe doesn’t hear, following after xem again. The whistling continues)

(Xey’re already stumbling more than jogging away, the desert spinning around him. Why hadn’t he stopped by the rescue? Why hadn’t he at least picked up a weapon?)

(The whistle is right behind xem now as Absinthe catches up properly, matching pace for a few seconds before putting his prosthetic arm round xeir neck from behind)

(An eerie whistle approaches from behind, a blue haired joy with a grin that seems slightly odd accompanying it. The one visible hand is toying with a switchblade)

@absinthe-kjrp

(Damnit. He thought he’d lost the damn pig, but apparently not. On turning around, the person following him looks almost exactly like the pig… except the hair is blue. Carousel doesn’t really register that though, dehydration and fatigue doing him in slowly)

Witch, are you seriously still following me?

Still?

(He asks in a cheery voice, practically a chirp)

You can’t possibly have noticed me before now.

(Carousel frowns slightly, movement slowing- not that he was going particularly fast to begin with- as he stares at the blue haired joy)

You… you look like… the pig that was following me from Batt.

I’m no pig.

(The accusation stings- there really isn’t a worse insult for a joy, really)

I only started following you a zone ago.

…Then why’d the pig look so like you?

(It hasn’t occured to Carousel to run yet, brain really and truly struggling)

How would I know?

(He fires one shot at Carousel, just missing. He wants Carousel to run, its so much more fun like that)

(That starts xem running again, although not nearly as fast as xey used to. He’s visibly less bulky)

Shit… I wanted to go home…

(Absinthe doesn’t hear, following after xem again. The whistling continues)

(An eerie whistle approaches from behind, a blue haired joy with a grin that seems slightly odd accompanying it. The one visible hand is toying with a switchblade)

@absinthe-kjrp

(Damnit. He thought he’d lost the damn pig, but apparently not. On turning around, the person following him looks almost exactly like the pig… except the hair is blue. Carousel doesn’t really register that though, dehydration and fatigue doing him in slowly)

Witch, are you seriously still following me?

Still?

(He asks in a cheery voice, practically a chirp)

You can’t possibly have noticed me before now.

(Carousel frowns slightly, movement slowing- not that he was going particularly fast to begin with- as he stares at the blue haired joy)

You… you look like… the pig that was following me from Batt.

I’m no pig.

(The accusation stings- there really isn’t a worse insult for a joy, really)

I only started following you a zone ago.

…Then why’d the pig look so like you?

(It hasn’t occured to Carousel to run yet, brain really and truly struggling)

How would I know?

(He fires one shot at Carousel, just missing. He wants Carousel to run, its so much more fun like that)

(An eerie whistle approaches from behind, a blue haired joy with a grin that seems slightly odd accompanying it. The one visible hand is toying with a switchblade)

@absinthe-kjrp

(Damnit. He thought he’d lost the damn pig, but apparently not. On turning around, the person following him looks almost exactly like the pig… except the hair is blue. Carousel doesn’t really register that though, dehydration and fatigue doing him in slowly)

Witch, are you seriously still following me?

Still?

(He asks in a cheery voice, practically a chirp)

You can’t possibly have noticed me before now.

(Carousel frowns slightly, movement slowing- not that he was going particularly fast to begin with- as he stares at the blue haired joy)

You… you look like… the pig that was following me from Batt.

I’m no pig.

(The accusation stings- there really isn’t a worse insult for a joy, really)

I only started following you a zone ago.

(An eerie whistle approaches from behind, a blue haired joy with a grin that seems slightly odd accompanying it. The one visible hand is toying with a switchblade)

@absinthe-kjrp

(Damnit. He thought he’d lost the damn pig, but apparently not. On turning around, the person following him looks almost exactly like the pig… except the hair is blue. Carousel doesn’t really register that though, dehydration and fatigue doing him in slowly)

Witch, are you seriously still following me?

Still?

(He asks in a cheery voice, practically a chirp)

You can’t possibly have noticed me before now.

I’m getting angsty. Time to go a-hunting…

nova-caine-kjrp

Who are you hunting?

That depends. Any ideas?

nova-caine-kjrp

Do you want more fun than just another drac? … there’s a joy wondering about trying to get home again. Seems awfully like a fun time.

Oh? Where?

nova-caine-kjrp

Passing into 4. You should see them soon enough.

(Happy, borderline creepy whistling comes through the radio before it cuts off)

#kjrp #absinthe kjrp #nova caine kjrp

kills you

Nope

shoots you

Shoots you back

I’m getting angsty. Time to go a-hunting…

nova-caine-kjrp

Who are you hunting?

That depends. Any ideas?

nova-caine-kjrp

Do you want more fun than just another drac? … there’s a joy wondering about trying to get home again. Seems awfully like a fun time.

Oh? Where?

pushes you into a portal to the blender dimension

Fuck

#kjrp #kjrp asks

I’m getting angsty. Time to go a-hunting…

nova-caine-kjrp

Who are you hunting?

That depends. Any ideas?

I’m getting angsty. Time to go a-hunting…

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