William V. Afton

William Afton

[absolute-afton]

Hello Tumblr, it's me, the purple durple man.

I kil da kids and stuf da suits.

This is my purple intro post.

Obligatory bite of 87 reference and I always come back line.

[absolute-afton]

Michael keeps tearing the COPPER WIRING out of the FUCKING PIZZERIA.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The band reacting to the new FNAF restaurant,,

[villain-offical]

Scientists are calling it the smallest spider ever to exist

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

and I am calling it dinner.

[villain-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

it is too late he has been assimilated into my flesh

[williams-severed-left-nut]

You're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

A: its perspective

b: you’re literally a testicle shut your bitchass up

[williams-severed-left-nut]

A testicle that is taller than you, you who is naught but two centimeters in height.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I’m literally immeasurable my mass shifts as I please.

see now im the size of an airplane

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Imagine getting pissed off at a living testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

have you ever heard of rocky mountain oysters.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Nope.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

look em up.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Don't you fucking dare.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'll do it. Try me.

[absolute-afton]

Stop having beef with my testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm gonna turn your testicle Into Beef if it does not shut it's ass up

[absolute-afton]

Don't make me come over there, you smooth bastard.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm not even real you can't do shit

[absolute-afton]

Then neither can you.

Checkmate.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

Yes I can

[absolute-afton]

Then you exist, and I can shank you.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I can shoot fireballs from my brain

Last I checked you didn't like fire

Plus your testicle STARTED it

[absolute-afton]

I guess it did start it, but fire is basically my element at this point.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

doesn’t it kill you a little bit each time

[absolute-afton]

No lmao I lied to Henry's bitch-ass.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

ok but what if i hit you with the orb of infinite weight and density, of which i am the sole wielder?

[absolute-afton]

Uhhh... I always come back?

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

no one comes back from the Orb

[absolute-afton]

Yuh huh I do.

[villain-offical]

Scientists are calling it the smallest spider ever to exist

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

and I am calling it dinner.

[villain-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

it is too late he has been assimilated into my flesh

[williams-severed-left-nut]

You're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

A: its perspective

b: you’re literally a testicle shut your bitchass up

[williams-severed-left-nut]

A testicle that is taller than you, you who is naught but two centimeters in height.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I’m literally immeasurable my mass shifts as I please.

see now im the size of an airplane

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Imagine getting pissed off at a living testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

have you ever heard of rocky mountain oysters.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Nope.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

look em up.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Don't you fucking dare.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'll do it. Try me.

[absolute-afton]

Stop having beef with my testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm gonna turn your testicle Into Beef if it does not shut it's ass up

[absolute-afton]

Don't make me come over there, you smooth bastard.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm not even real you can't do shit

[absolute-afton]

Then neither can you.

Checkmate.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

Yes I can

[absolute-afton]

Then you exist, and I can shank you.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I can shoot fireballs from my brain

Last I checked you didn't like fire

Plus your testicle STARTED it

[absolute-afton]

I guess it did start it, but fire is basically my element at this point.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

doesn’t it kill you a little bit each time

[absolute-afton]

No lmao I lied to Henry's bitch-ass.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

ok but what if i hit you with the orb of infinite weight and density, of which i am the sole wielder?

[absolute-afton]

Uhhh... I always come back?

[villain-offical]

Scientists are calling it the smallest spider ever to exist

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

and I am calling it dinner.

[villain-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

it is too late he has been assimilated into my flesh

[williams-severed-left-nut]

You're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

A: its perspective

b: you’re literally a testicle shut your bitchass up

[williams-severed-left-nut]

A testicle that is taller than you, you who is naught but two centimeters in height.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I’m literally immeasurable my mass shifts as I please.

see now im the size of an airplane

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Imagine getting pissed off at a living testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

have you ever heard of rocky mountain oysters.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Nope.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

look em up.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Don't you fucking dare.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'll do it. Try me.

[absolute-afton]

Stop having beef with my testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm gonna turn your testicle Into Beef if it does not shut it's ass up

[absolute-afton]

Don't make me come over there, you smooth bastard.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm not even real you can't do shit

[absolute-afton]

Then neither can you.

Checkmate.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

Yes I can

[absolute-afton]

Then you exist, and I can shank you.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I can shoot fireballs from my brain

Last I checked you didn't like fire

Plus your testicle STARTED it

[absolute-afton]

I guess it did start it, but fire is basically my element at this point.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

doesn’t it kill you a little bit each time

[absolute-afton]

No lmao I lied to Henry's bitch-ass.

[villain-offical]

Scientists are calling it the smallest spider ever to exist

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

and I am calling it dinner.

[villain-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

it is too late he has been assimilated into my flesh

[williams-severed-left-nut]

You're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

A: its perspective

b: you’re literally a testicle shut your bitchass up

[williams-severed-left-nut]

A testicle that is taller than you, you who is naught but two centimeters in height.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I’m literally immeasurable my mass shifts as I please.

see now im the size of an airplane

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Imagine getting pissed off at a living testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

have you ever heard of rocky mountain oysters.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Nope.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

look em up.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Don't you fucking dare.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'll do it. Try me.

[absolute-afton]

Stop having beef with my testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm gonna turn your testicle Into Beef if it does not shut it's ass up

[absolute-afton]

Don't make me come over there, you smooth bastard.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm not even real you can't do shit

[absolute-afton]

Then neither can you.

Checkmate.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

Yes I can

[absolute-afton]

Then you exist, and I can shank you.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I can shoot fireballs from my brain

Last I checked you didn't like fire

Plus your testicle STARTED it

[absolute-afton]

I guess it did start it, but fire is basically my element at this point.

[villain-offical]

Scientists are calling it the smallest spider ever to exist

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

and I am calling it dinner.

[villain-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

it is too late he has been assimilated into my flesh

[williams-severed-left-nut]

You're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

A: its perspective

b: you’re literally a testicle shut your bitchass up

[williams-severed-left-nut]

A testicle that is taller than you, you who is naught but two centimeters in height.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I’m literally immeasurable my mass shifts as I please.

see now im the size of an airplane

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Imagine getting pissed off at a living testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

have you ever heard of rocky mountain oysters.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Nope.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

look em up.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Don't you fucking dare.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'll do it. Try me.

[absolute-afton]

Stop having beef with my testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm gonna turn your testicle Into Beef if it does not shut it's ass up

[absolute-afton]

Don't make me come over there, you smooth bastard.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm not even real you can't do shit

[absolute-afton]

Then neither can you.

Checkmate.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

Yes I can

[absolute-afton]

Then you exist, and I can shank you.

[villain-offical]

Scientists are calling it the smallest spider ever to exist

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

and I am calling it dinner.

[villain-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

it is too late he has been assimilated into my flesh

[williams-severed-left-nut]

You're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

A: its perspective

b: you’re literally a testicle shut your bitchass up

[williams-severed-left-nut]

A testicle that is taller than you, you who is naught but two centimeters in height.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I’m literally immeasurable my mass shifts as I please.

see now im the size of an airplane

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Imagine getting pissed off at a living testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

have you ever heard of rocky mountain oysters.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Nope.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

look em up.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Don't you fucking dare.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'll do it. Try me.

[absolute-afton]

Stop having beef with my testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm gonna turn your testicle Into Beef if it does not shut it's ass up

[absolute-afton]

Don't make me come over there, you smooth bastard.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm not even real you can't do shit

[absolute-afton]

Then neither can you.

Checkmate.

[sstxrlite]

I'm so excitement for fnaf 2

[absolute-afton]

Meet my boy Simon.

[noka-exe]

straight up fnafing it rn

[villain-offical]

Scientists are calling it the smallest spider ever to exist

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

and I am calling it dinner.

[villain-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

it is too late he has been assimilated into my flesh

[williams-severed-left-nut]

You're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

A: its perspective

b: you’re literally a testicle shut your bitchass up

[williams-severed-left-nut]

A testicle that is taller than you, you who is naught but two centimeters in height.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I’m literally immeasurable my mass shifts as I please.

see now im the size of an airplane

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Imagine getting pissed off at a living testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

have you ever heard of rocky mountain oysters.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Nope.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

look em up.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Don't you fucking dare.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'll do it. Try me.

[absolute-afton]

Stop having beef with my testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'm gonna turn your testicle Into Beef if it does not shut it's ass up

[absolute-afton]

Don't make me come over there, you smooth bastard.

[villain-offical]

Scientists are calling it the smallest spider ever to exist

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

and I am calling it dinner.

[villain-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

it is too late he has been assimilated into my flesh

[williams-severed-left-nut]

You're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

A: its perspective

b: you’re literally a testicle shut your bitchass up

[williams-severed-left-nut]

A testicle that is taller than you, you who is naught but two centimeters in height.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I’m literally immeasurable my mass shifts as I please.

see now im the size of an airplane

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Imagine getting pissed off at a living testicle.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

have you ever heard of rocky mountain oysters.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Nope.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

look em up.

[williams-severed-left-nut]

Don't you fucking dare.

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

I'll do it. Try me.

[absolute-afton]

Stop having beef with my testicle.

[north-noire]

Evil Michael and Charlie was the last thing I expected from this movie, but I'm here for it inspired;

[aftonart20]

A few days after the first springlock accident…

just a lil scene I wanted to work on 🥹

[mr-viwick]

starting a collection of yellow rabbits I like to draw