Queen👑

♦ Mikayla ♦ 19 ♦ Cancer ♋ ♦ dogs are my passion

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore

[clubdevoarchive-deactivated2018]

check out this absolutely godawful album title i had to see at the record store today

[verifiedaccount]

if you go through the notes the members of this band found the post and are taking shots at their ex drummer who is also in the notes responding to them

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

if you don’t wanna scroll through 7000+ notes to find the discourse, here it is presented in screenshot form

additionally: “my fursona is a glock” and “things are most beautiful just as they’re about to end” for your listening pleasure

[killkode345]

i dont think the drummer was the problem

[amyleeuh]

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

[90stvqueen]

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

[antidarkmattermaker]

I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said “I just don’t care”. We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again.

[absolute-doll]

fyi if you send me nudes you’re getting blocked

[tepachee-deactivated20210925]

Why does Victoria Secret hate fat pussy

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

LISTEN

[thewereshark-deactivated2025062]

Current Mood: Mercy, crouched behind a limo, shrieking in fear as she pushes the payload by herself with her pistol clutched tightly

[zizibutik]

[stability]

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[karlrincon]

Here’s the best view of Solar Eclipse. Amazing!

[mensboys]

Incredible. 😮

[boukken]

guys holy crap i just found a kaomoji that radiates the same amount if not more negative energy than uwu

[boukken]

⚈ ̫  ⚈ hewwo?

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

oh yeah that’s much worse

[absolute-doll]

Whats poppin tumblr

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Our first DnD session

DM: You see a dog Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it? DM: Uh… Sure? Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss* DM: You slap the dog

[yotsuben]

[benhaist]

🌖🌗🌘🌚

happy eclipse (for @buzzfeed)

[meanplastic]

[thisismyplacetobe-deactivated20]

A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn't entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term  “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.

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