Better than android

The real MVP of the tech world I am obligated by that thing called the law to say THIS IS PARODY

[absolutely-apple]

It is I, the superior tech brand

[thisisrealy2kok]

[absolutely-apple]

yeah, what happend to this?

[absolutely-apple]

Finally back

It had been awhile, it turns out life still gets in the way, even for superior tech overlord companies that totally don’t want to brainwash all of humanity into loving them and giving them money so they can one day rule the world

(Word from mod: This account is still active, I was dealing with some health issues and recently got out of the hospital. Thank you for sticking around to see this)

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[absolutely-apple]

RIP Deadly class I loved that show

[femboy-apple-unofficial]

DEADLY CLASS MENTION??????

[absolutely-apple]

YOU KNOW MY SHOW?

[absolutely-apple]

Guess who’s baaaaaackkkkkk

[absolutely-apple]

Hey daddy apple sorry I vanished i was in the hospital

@femboy-apple-unofficial

are you okay?!?!

[thememedaddy]

[absolutely-apple]

RIP Deadly class I loved that show

[absolutely-apple]

Heyyyy Kazzy Kay my bestest bestest friend bestie

[absolutely-apple]

Heyyyy :3

@femboy-apple-unofficial

Hi <3

[femboy-apple-unofficial]

Im alright :3

[absolutely-apple]

That’s good

Do u wanna take a random quiz that showed up on my dash i can give u the link

[femboy-apple-unofficial]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[absolutely-apple]

ooooooo

[femboy-apple-unofficial]

I ggot one of the nine muses

[absolutely-apple]

cool!

I got Apollo and it called me a hoe

[absolutely-apple]

Heyyyy :3

@femboy-apple-unofficial

Hi <3

[femboy-apple-unofficial]

Im alright :3

[absolutely-apple]

That’s good

Do u wanna take a random quiz that showed up on my dash i can give u the link

[femboy-apple-unofficial]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[absolutely-apple]

ooooooo

[absolutely-apple]

Heyyyy :3

@femboy-apple-unofficial

Hi <3

[femboy-apple-unofficial]

Im alright :3

[absolutely-apple]

That’s good

Do u wanna take a random quiz that showed up on my dash i can give u the link

[absolutely-apple]

Heyyyy :3

@femboy-apple-unofficial

Hi <3

[absolutely-apple]

more apple x femboy Apple smut pls pls pls I’ll give you a cat

Yes for a cat maybe

[absolutely-apple]

More apple x femboy Apple smut when?

If @femboy-apple-unofficial is cool with it whenever I find a plot or concept

[absolutely-apple]

Can I send you a plot for apple x femboy apple

Do it

[absolutely-apple]

Heyyy Kazzy Kay, never knew you as one to shy away from any words

Shut uppp