21, High, and ready to Die

I enjoy shitposting. As you can probably tell.

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Your Honour, in my client's defence, he was doing it for the vine

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People who can't take banter are bottom tier

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Movie Idea:

Dune 2, but it's entirely about worms

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love how Harry Styles takes on the gender norms only for the gender norms to win

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burn everything you love

then burn the ashes

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except it's not hypothetical anymore

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ever heard someone rant about their s/o and just thought...."babe....you're being manipulated..."

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*stares with concern as you laugh at memes about killing yourself*

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hey guys welcome to season 3 of the pandemic, just one more year until COVID-19 graduates and gets it's degree

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john 3:16

who tf is John and what happens at 3:16???

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How do you greet a plant?

You say Aloe

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Currently thinking about the instrumentals at the end of The Hanging Tree

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I'm a slut for good music, a Simphony if you will

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Replaying Pokemon games in a nutshell

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Tag yourself 😳

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Just a meme

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What do you call a golf match for Charity?

Holesome.