godzilla wednesday

Julie//21//NJ Rutgers '18

[queen-haiz]

i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??

when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner

when her bf broke up with her they were supportive

when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then here’s what u gotta do.

her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study

when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen

and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie

[deviousdiggy]

Legally Blonde is a “girl power” movie with killer inspirational and positive attitude disguised as a stereotypical blonde movie.

[rubyetc]

[vivelareine]

The blood of our enemies is still the blood of human beings. The real glory, my son, is to spare it.

–Louis XVI, in his Reflections On My Conversations with the Duke de La Vauguyon. He was quoting his grandfather, Louis XV. (via vivelareine)

[arabwife]

[danknissevergreen]

Modern Baseball- The Weekend (x)

[brendenfraser]

[ihaveitwitheverybody]

This might be the best thing ever filmed.

[mediokrek]

I’ve seen the gif, but it’s even better with the context of how little time it took.

[tinafey]

please watch this show

[slightmood]

listen

if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested

[chaotic-awesome]

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

[abstractconvictions]

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit sober.

Me, a dumbass: Write while sleep deprived and heavily caffeinated at two am, no editing we die like men.

[shithowdy]

where do all these retailers get off calling pants that go up to the bellybutton “high-waisted”. no. fuck you. that’s called “mid-rise”. i want to wear a crop top and not have a single inch of belly showing. i want to be able to button my pants over my tits. are you listening? you’re not listening. i want my shirt to feel redundant. i want to feel like i’m being vored by my own pants. bad-end, six pages into the comic,

[eggytoast]

[blackberryshawty]

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

[notalyson]

[bogleech]

Frogs are hilarious I mean they’re mostly just a mouth but with just enough leg to throw the mouth at food

[folktaylor]

u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before which is Fucked Up.

[queen-haiz]

or when they’re like “i know i talk too much, just tell me to shut up when u get tired” n they say it as a joke but u can see that they’re uncomfortable, n i get so sad n i wanna fight whoever made them feel like they’re not worth of being heard.

[fiorilex]

“But you can’t say my life is easy until you’ve walked a mile in my uggs” *gasps*

This one cracked up me so hard hahahahahaha

Bo Burnham - straight white male

[herrnes]

this looks like photoshop but it’s 100% real, mexico’s former president Vicente Fox now roasts Trump for a living