Stupidly Tall Splendy

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

It is time for the second act.

Time to bring the despair to a crescendo.

The body will not be wasted. It shall rise again.

The soul will not, however return.

*... against her will. she arises again.*

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

Your moth is wondering where you are.

Isn't it lovely to know how much she cares for you?

How quickly she notices your absence?

*she is very much dead.*

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

strikes you with lightning lol

ohhhhh this must be the tragedy you’re talking abou- AUGHHHGG

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

Not yet, don't worry!

some time later today tho

Oh god.

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

you fucking dying. and then some other things

No???? No thank you???? Please?????

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

You heard me. Before tragedy.

wha. What’s the tragedy.

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

just before tragedy strikes, I have to ask

Which is better: boob pillow, fluff pillow, or boob pillow with fluff.

… b… before tragedy???? What???

… also the third one. That’s Cupid :3

[slendermatchmaker]

*LOUD DOOR KICK DOWN.SFX*

WHEN DID YOU GET BOOBS.

-- @absurdly-tall-splendy

*MOTH SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK OF FEAR*

DECEMBER I THINK?

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME????? I FEEL BETRAYYYYED....

[slendermatchmaker]

I . thought you noticed actually-

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

I. I just. thought you grew out your fluff. you know. cause it was cold.

oh my god. im having a lot of thoughts and i don't think im allowed to say most of them here.

[slendermatchmaker]

no this is the longest it ge-

............

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

Like SERIOUSLY, this is MONUMENTAL for me.

oh my god.

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

you cant say these things she's shockingly easy to fluster

i do what i want, bitch.

[slendermatchmaker]

*LOUD DOOR KICK DOWN.SFX*

WHEN DID YOU GET BOOBS.

-- @absurdly-tall-splendy

*MOTH SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK OF FEAR*

DECEMBER I THINK?

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME????? I FEEL BETRAYYYYED....

[slendermatchmaker]

I . thought you noticed actually-

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

I. I just. thought you grew out your fluff. you know. cause it was cold.

oh my god. im having a lot of thoughts and i don't think im allowed to say most of them here.

[slendermatchmaker]

*LOUD DOOR KICK DOWN.SFX*

WHEN DID YOU GET BOOBS.

-- @absurdly-tall-splendy

*MOTH SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK OF FEAR*

DECEMBER I THINK?

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME????? I FEEL BETRAYYYYED....

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

and by "something", you mean cupid?\

pretend im on anon shhh

hey.

... that's not an incorrect assumption but shhhhhhut up

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

yeah shes. shes had em for a few months dear lady

....

.... i need to go. do something

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

have you noticed that your girlfriend has tits now or is the fluff hiding it

she what.

[pukicho]

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

I volunteer @slender-hero

[slender-hero]

I also volunteer me.

[slendermatchmaker]

Hell as long as I don't have to make big decisions I volunteer you

[slender-hero]

You'll have to make the biggest decisions.

[slendermatchmaker]

All my decisions are bad. Except dating my girlfriend.

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

or me dating MINE.

[slendermatchmaker]

That was not my decision though

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

it was my decision though!

And I chose yes :3

[pukicho]

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

I volunteer @slender-hero

[slender-hero]

I also volunteer me.

[slendermatchmaker]

Hell as long as I don't have to make big decisions I volunteer you

[slender-hero]

You'll have to make the biggest decisions.

[slendermatchmaker]

All my decisions are bad. Except dating my girlfriend.

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

or me dating MINE.

[slendermatchmaker]

If I got permission from your wife could I give you a little kiss on the cheek

The back of my hand. With her permission, of co...

my what now.

[absurdly-tall-splendy]

no.